Mafia Husband Gone Mad
At my birthday party, a subordinate chuckled and said in Russian to my husband, Tony Gambino, heir to a mafia family.
“Sir, Sasha has a surprise for you tonight. You’re in for a good time!”
Tony handed me the piece of cake he had just cut and wished me a happy birthday before replying to him in Russian.
“That girl always has her tricks in bed. Makes it hard to resist. I’ll see her tonight.
“Just don’t let Madam find out, or I’m afraid I’ll get thrown out.”