Excuse Me What The Fuck

Tidak menarik, tidak punya pengalaman percintaan, miskin; adalah tiga hal yang menggambarkan seorang Kanaya. Tidak punya pekerjaan tetap dan tidak mampu membayar kos membuat Kanaya berada dalam kondisi genting. Nasib Kanaya yang sudah pasrah dan hampir putus asa berubah drastis dalam hitungan jam karena seekor kucing. Semua itu terjadi karena dia bertemu dengan seorang pria tampan nan menyebalkan yang membutuhkan bantuan Kanaya untuk merawat majikannya yang manja dan berkaki empat… alias seekor kucing! Seekor kucing juga akhirnya membuat Kanaya dekat dengan seorang pattisier ganteng dan baik hati. Lalu bagaimanakah ritme hidup Kanaya setelah berbagai hal tak terduga terjadi dalam hidupnya? Apakah hidupnya masih tetap sesuram sebelum dia mengenal dua pria yang sangat bertolak belakang itu?

Pietro Naeim Xodriga, Captain of the Military Special Force -- Black Eagle Commando has constantly crossed paths with Deana Sophie Villegas, the governor's daughter. Pietro forgot about love when his ex-girlfriend depart this life. But meeting Deana brought his heart and mind back to turmoil. Deana for the first time was challenged by love. She finally met the man of her dreams. Yet falling in love to the man of her idea has brought her enchantment to reverse. How will love grow in their hearts that were once defied by love itself?

The son of her mother's ex-boyfriend became her Fvck Buddy, and later, they had a romantic relationship. Forbidden, yet pleasurable.

After years of being married, Veronica's husband had already given up when they still couldn't have a child. And then Sin Montillava, her husband's cousin enter to their life. The man who treated her the way she been longing to be treated by her beloved husband. Will she rather stay and be faithful to her husband, and just continued being blinded by love or Will she choose the man that can give her the life that she always want, this time?

Gene and Trini's 24 years of friendship started when they were just 5 years old... They treat each other so special that people around them thought they were lovers. As a result, no other men approached Trini and asked her out. She never had a boyfriend. Trini got so frustrated that when she turned 29, she persuaded Gene to just give her a child. His own flesh and blood. She wanted him to father her child, and she was serious about it. Ang tanong... papayag ba si Gene na maging sperm donor?

There's trouble in the knight's household when a golden necklace worth billions of dollars is stolen by one of the house maids. In the quest of finding it, Lucas Knight finds something extremely terrifying. A shrine made specifically for him. It contains items like his pictures, clothes, his used tooth brush and even strands of his hair. It seems like Lucas Knight has a crazy admirer. Stalking Lucas Knight became Vivian Addams job the moment she set her eyes on his gorgeous face. When she is given a job as a maid in the Knight's mansion, she believes that heaven is helping her. Besides, it's not like he can ever find out right? WRONG. NOTE: The people, activities, and places in this narrative may be implausible because it was written for comic relief. If any of the characters behave in a way that is comparable to SpongeBob SquarePants, feel free to chuck your phone into the ocean.

Ashton Carter is a man that every woman wants. Handsome️ Body️ Money ️ Fame️ Girls️ Billions️ Sexy️ Houses️ Cars️ Connection ️ He's life is perfect but he still feel empty Why? Read to find out......... ******************************* Arabella had her first heart broken on her teenage. She became the bet of the school popular boys 5 years later! Until they meet again... Will she forgive him? Will she still love him? Read to find out........

Chasity Dawson is the shy daughter of a housemaid and Joe Bandit is the school's "Golden boy" and the son of the family her mother works for. One-night Joe texts her, and asks her for a favor that involves a mysterious unmasked culprit, leaving photos of Joe and his family at their doorstep every week for years. This mystery leads to a growing attraction between Joe and Chasity. Along with deadly secrets that were best left alone. Secrets… that could get someone killed.

Namaku Reyner Zelyoorh, tetapi aku tidak menyukai namaku bahkan aku tidak menyukai hidupku. Cukup panggil aku dengan kata, Reyn. Aku yang tidak menyukai hidupku ini justru dipertemukan dengan mereka yang sangat mencintai hidupnya. Orang-orang aneh dengan seribu tingkah lakunya itu membuat aku menyadari makna hidup yang sesungguhnya. Diawali dengan penculikan yang ku lakukan bersama keempat anak buahku membuatku menemukan dunia baru yang lebih indah dari duniaku yang selalu kelam dan suram. Lantas bagaimana jika orang-orang yang baru saja aku sayangi tiba-tiba dalam bahaya akibat perjanjian konyol yang ku lakukan?

Nagtrabaho siya bilang isang babaeng bayaran sa club. Ipinambayad utang siya ng kanyang ama para sa mga bisyo nito. Sa murang edad natuto siyang maging isang breadwinner. Hanggang sa kunin siya ng mga pinagkakautangan ng ama at gawing isang prostitute. Niligtas siya ng isang matandang hasyindero mula sa masaklap na sitwasyon. Dito binihisan, pera’t karangyaan kanyang naranasan. Inahon siya nito sa dilim ng kanyang buhay. Ngunit may kapalit pala lahat ng ito– ang puso niyang nakatakda na bilang kabayaran. This is one of the Magdalena Series. Liam and Danie Story