Exploding Toilet Novels & Stories

“With all the upgrades I did, it only gets a fine.” “What can I say? I’m simplistic. I’m surprised I haven’t blown the house up, with how many upgrades you put in here. There’s even fucking buttons on the toilet.” “That’s a fancy toilet with heating, cooling, and a bidet.” “You would need to be a rocket scientist to be able to flush the damn toilet.” Murphey chuckled. “Stop looking around like a lost puppy and relax. You have time to recuperate, so use it.” I looked up at the camera that was in the kitchen and flipped it off.

I recognize the expression because I so often wear it myself. "She's just waiting for breakfast. I'll get her," he lies. "Uh-huh." Nate turns on a heel, a toilet flushes further down the hall, and I wince, hoping it was nothing important lost down the drain this time. Since she became obsessed with the toilet about two months ago, I've done my best to lock valuables up or keep them on high shelves, but somehow she always finds something to flush. Thankfully it's a large building with the pipes to match. Usually.

At least the cake came of relatively easy. I grabbed all the toilet paper and threw them into the toilet and pressed the flush grabbing my phone, no new messages. Well that was sadly disappointing, here I thought I was little miss popular. The graoning sound got my attention as I yelped jumping away from the toilet as the water rose higher. Please don't come out the top, eww Thankfully it went back down but all the toilet paper was still stuck. Shit, did I just block the toilet? I hadn't realised how much toilet paper I had used. Pressing the flush button one more time I turned and ran, that wasn't me.

Thankfully, they had to deal with the simpleton Eagle. BOOOOM! The heavily poisoned ground reacted sensitively to the high temperature of the fire and exploded.

“Wait a minute. I need to go to the bathroom first.” The man was a little unwilling, so he deliberately dug hard and said, “Hurry up!” The woman called out softly, turned around, and went into the bathroom. After going to the bathroom, the woman pressed the button on the toilet. Just as the woman was about to leave, the water in the toilet bubbled. “It’s blocked? How is that possible?” The woman frowned and pressed an even bigger button. The water suddenly turned red and a bloody eyeball floated up from below.

And I could swear that I heard it cracking. As long as it is the wood and not my spine. Pushing myself off the wall, I get closer to him again. “Sorry. But let me help you.” He closes his eyes, breathing through his nose as he clasps the toilet ring harder. “I don’t need your help. I need you to fucking le—” Another wave explodes in his throat, emptying itself in the bowl, and my eyes widen, my heart stilling in my chest. Blood splashes everywhere as it exits him, hitting the inside of the loo that I only see now is already filled with blood.

I shouted in the hope that she would hasten up. I stood by the door and waited for her to be done in the toilet. Annabelle walked out of the toilet and said, “You can go in now. You might be shot by some bullets though.” I didn't understand then and I was in a hurry so I just ran into the toilet. I was shot by real bullets. Annabelle didn't spray the toilet and there was a toilet spray. I had to hold my nose and spray the toilet before using it. I could hear her laughing outside.

I've never experienced this before. We have not gone far out of the dining room when an explosion occurs in my lower abdomen. The sensation is so catastrophic and unmistakable that my whole body goes rigid and I snap to attention in Alex's hands. He stops and looks at me. “Talk to me!” "Toilet," I gasp. "Toilet." I can barely make out his face through the watering of my eyes. He asks, "You need to go?" I bob my head. “Hm.”

" You don't know the way to the toilet? " He was sarcastic, and cold this time around. A hand pulled his sleeves nervously to each side A hand he believed to be hers. " Husband, I can't go to the toilet. " He waited for her to speak, and when she did finally, she hammered her fist against his hard chest with a choked cry reddening her cheeks. " Dundun has blocked the toilet doors! " " Oh! " Royalty's lips formed an amused O. He raised his head, and Indeed saw the fat reptile curled up on the foot mat before the toilet. A greedy expression outlined his lashes.

a man came in and closed it back and locked it. Blaze. “This is the women's toilet, sir! I think you are a lecturer… why you can't read!” I said curtly. "I'm thirsty!" He said standing up straight and looking at me intensely. This toilet stall is very narrow because it is designed for one person. So at this point I'm standing almost touching each other with the huge body of Blaze. Luckily I'm shorter than him, so when I stood up I only bumped into his chest occasionally. "This is where people relieve themselves… do you want to drink toilet water?"