Explosions Funny Novels & Stories

It is almost like the calm before the storm comes to wreck everything. Just when everyone was about to lower their guards, an explosion happened. The gate exploded as soon as the eye on it opened. It was too loud to the point that Shane thought he has gone deaf after the explosion. Shane opened his eyes and looked at the opened gates. It's so dark in there that you can't see anything in there from Shane's point of view. A strong gust of wind went out of the gates followed by an eerie sound. Someone is laughing. Someone is crying. Someonw is screaming. Someone is moaning. Shane can't pin point what is what as everything from the inside seems chaotic.

These two silly billies make everything much more comical when they’re together! At this moment, Zayne shot her a look of annoyance. “Are you here to supervise my work or to be a spectator of a joke?” He was extremely offended by her attitude. What’s so funny about the conversation between me and Leon anyway? “I can’t help it. The chemical reaction you guys produce when you’re together is just way too explosive! This is so funny!” It had been ages since she’d laughed out loud. Suddenly, she realized that she was no longer as tense as before after a good laugh.

Chapter Seventy: Echoes of Destruction Axel POV: The deafening roar of the explosion rips through the air, sending a shockwave that knocks me off my feet. I scramble up, my ears ringing, heart pounding as the reality of the situation slams into me. "Fuck," I curse under my breath, my mind racing with a thousand scenarios, none of them good. "Everyone, move!" I shout, my voice raw with urgency. My team reacts instantly, spreading out in a practiced formation, but the chaos of the explosion has turned the once-organized plan into a scramble for survival.

And then, he exploded. He shot out of his chair, laughter bursting out of him like a fire hydrant. He actually doubled over, clutching his stomach, wheezing. “Oh my God…” he gasped, tears threatening to spill from the corner of his eyes. “That’s…oh, that’s rich. Lydia, you’ve finally lost it. Marriage? Me? Ha! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all year.” I just stood there, staring blankly, arms crossed, waiting. “Did I say something funny?”

“The eggs on that rich guy’s Mercedes or the flaming poop.” “The old guy stepping in flaming dog shit was pretty damn funny. It might be a draw. So, what’s next?” “I got big M-80 firecrackers!” “Gosh, and gee-willikers Paul, whatever shall we do with those?” “So many mailboxes, so little time.”

It takes a few seconds for them to understand and when they do, their eyes widen while some jump from their seat but with a sharp glare from me they sink back into their chairs. "You don't want to be under me because I'm a female, I will make weak decisions… Right? The Explosion was a lesson for me and since then I've been making strong decisions and just like today, the same shot given to you has been given to your wives, children, mistress, mothers, and fathers." I drop the shocker, the look on their faces builds laughter in me till I can no longer hold it in. My laugh howls across the walls of the room. It hits me so hard that tears pick my eyes and I slap my right knee more than once. Th

I said with a smile as I ended the call. " What's up Ethan?, how're you?, how's LA" I said into the phone immediately I answered the call. " Bad, everything is bad man, every single thing" he sounded worried. " what's wrong?" " there were explosions, massive explosions in almost all our warehouses around the world, aren't you current on the news, check it" " what do you mean explosions?" " what does explosion mean dude, you need to come back to LA as soon as possible Khalid, I can't handle this alone, Brandon is nowhere to be found" oh mu goodness. Things couldn't get any worse.

Lenny said laughing evilly and we all gasped . " we need to get outta here " elder Thomas yelled and took off towards the other side of the church that was now widely open due to the explosion . " 3 " lenny said and just as he got close the earth exploded and he's body exploded and blood splashed all around us .my heart beat instantly accelerated and I gulped down , so this is now am gonna die I asked myself. elder Alisa , Virginia and Mallory gulped down and they slowly turn around now facing Lenny and Colin who won't stop grinning as they stared at us .

“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.” I stared at him. Deadpan. For a full three seconds. Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.” He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes. It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow. I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.

' I say and smile when Bernard and a couple of his men stroll towards us. 'Did I hear you say explosives?' He grinned, holding up a handful of wires and giving orders to his men to set them against the door, 'Take cover.' He shouts, and we all dive behind anything substantial, desks, chairs, even the bodies of the guards we had just killed. The explosions are loud, but when the dust clears, the door is only slightly dented. I groan loudly, and Bernard lets out a bellowing laugh. 'Oh, you of little faith.'