Fairly Oddparents Poofs Birth Episode Novels & Stories

“You’ve been baptized.” Dave stared at his soaked chest. “Is this normal?” “I don’t know! I’ve been a mother for nine hours!” They changed her. Five minutes later, the baby made a suspicious noise. Dave opened the fresh diaper. He closed it immediately. “What?” Lisha asked. “…We need backup.” There was poop in places that defied physics. “How?” Dave whispered. “How did it reach her shoulder?” Lisha laughed so hard she had to sit down. “She’s talented.”

Third Person POV “Okay Mama, PUSH” orders the voice of a Doctor, a Doctor who was currently standing at the receiving end of a woman who was currently in labor with her first pup. The woman is crying and screaming as pain radiates alongside her body. A storm currently raging outside as the woman continues to give birth.

Beam exasperatedly snapped at the laughing girl who seemed to roll on the floor with her laughter. "Sorry. I just suddenly imagined you to be pregnant, how adorable and awful" Chloe whispers while still containing her laughter in fear that the serious-looking father will get angry with what she is doing to his son. "Dada, Aunt Cowee bad. Dada wabwab make baby mama Bee" Theo pleads to his father, insisting to his father to make Beam pregnant. "Baby, dada cannot make mama Bee a baby. Theo is the only baby of dada and mama Bee" Theo's father carefully explained while his focus was still on what he is signing.

He gave me one last look, snorted, and strode toward his mate. I followed behind him, wanting to know the result of their first aid. “She’ll be fine, Max,” Mom smiled. “The... Triplets?” I asked nervously. “We need to get to the hospital to check, but I’m sure they are fine too,” Mom informed and then laughed. “They’ve been kicking a few times. It seems like they can’t wait to be born.” “Lottie!” Suddenly, we heard Paviar’s voice, and I saw he had turned back into the short and plump guy, but now his skin was wrinkled.

Kai coughed dryly and objected in dissatisfaction. “Dear father, I’m your biological son!” Floyd pursed his lips in disapproval. “Not necessarily… We might’ve taken the wrong baby home from the hospital…” Kai said, “I was born at home!” Floyd replied, “Oh, I forgot…” Julie laughed so hard that she could not stand straight. Nicole also covered her mouth and snickered. Aida came over with a beautifully decorated cake with petals while Grant carefully supported her back for fear of her tripping.

I coughed out, pounding my chest. Ezrah just grinned, totally unfazed. “You know... I’ll have a kid. Give you a grandkid. Keep the craziness going.” Eloise covered her face with both hands, half-laughing, half-mortified. Matthew burst out laughing. Sandra said “Ew!” so loudly the neighbors probably heard. And Eliam just blinked like he wasn’t sure if he should be proud or horrified. I shook my head, laughing despite myself. Parenting really wasn’t for the weak.

"Save my baby. Please…" I drew a sharp breath and dropped into a crouch, quickly assessing her condition. She was hemorrhaging badly, and the baby was in distress. She needed immediate intervention, but… I pulled out my phone. "Listen, I'm the campus doctor. I need you to tell me who the father of your baby is." Serena's lips moved, her voice barely a whisper. "It's Leo…" "Dr. Kirk! You monster! Are you even human?" Lynn burst into the stall like she'd lost her mind, swinging wildly to knock the phone from my hand. "Serena's dying and you're taking photos of her? You're disgusting!"

Mom is screaming in pain as Dad is telling her to push. “Remind me why I want to have kids again?” I ask, which gains chuckles from everyone around me. “Because Death says we have to. At least we guys get to enjoy the fun part and not have to deal with the pain of delivering the baby.” Kai replies, and I slap him upside the head. “I’m so making sure you have to change a blowout diaper,” I tell him with a grin. “What’s a blowout diaper?” Kai asks, horrified. “It’s where the baby’s poop explodes out of its diaper. It’s messy and stinky. You usually have to clean the baby in the bath.” I inform him as I watch Kai’s face twist in disgust.