Novel & Cerita Fake Slackers

I text the boys GC because why the fuck not, it is boring watching the girl you’re trying to date convince the man she loves that the woman he loves is a cheater. See? BORING. Cocky Boys ;) Me: Who’s got a bag big enough to fit a human and a getaway car? My text barely sends when Toney responds. Toney: Just a day where you don’t send an incriminating text to the fucking gc. Jackson: Can a plastic bag work? @Shawn has the contact of some guys in the suburbs. Toney: Don’t encourage him! Me: I knew I could count on you, Son.

“Your comfort is of the utmost importance.” Flustered, I shook my head rapidly. “No, n-no, it wasn’t that. I just… Don’t you have any f-freedom? How w-will you ever take a break?” He smiled. “I’m long passed that, Mrs Cartelli. I am far older than I appear.” “Far older?” I frowned. “Yes, closing in on fifty.” My lips pressed together. “But wouldn’t you like the opportunity to… to find a partner o-or go out with friends or a-anything else?”

As if in answer, fresh script bled into existence below the first line, letters forming in a slow, deliberate scrawl: > PAYMENT REQUIRED FROM EACH PARTICIPANT. > FALSEHOODS WILL BE REJECTED. > REPETITIONS WILL BE DEVOLVED TO VOID. “Devolved to void,” I repeated. “That sounds friendly.” Jax exhaled. “So no half-assed ‘I regret that haircut in ninth grade’ jokes.” “Would you?” I asked. He hesitated. “No,” he admitted. “Just… buying myself ten more seconds of denial.” “We go one by one,” the older woman said. “No way around it.”

At our class reunion, my so-called best friend, Shannon Drew, pulled out a box stuffed with folded notes. A line was taped across the top— [Draw one of Mia Martinez's hopeless-romantic quotes.] The room burst out laughing. Someone pulled a love letter I'd written to Damien Byford senior year. "Damien smiled at me today. I want to give him all my tomorrows, too." Someone else grabbed one from college. "It's okay if he doesn't text back. He'll think of me when he's not busy." Damien had never replied to a single letter. I'd always figured he'd tossed them years ago. Then Shannon drew letter No. 99. Leaning against Damien, she laughed as she read, "If you ever decide you don't want m

And John being her blank check makes her more possessive. "Listen I am going home-" I feel a bit sick today "-I feel a bit sick today-" can you take the rest of my shift "-can you take the rest of my shift," I almost laughed at how she doesn't even try to change the excuse. This is what happens once every week. I am so used to the same excuse that I have memorized her words now. Some people never change and some people are not only Reena but me too as I nod my head in agreement.

she reassured me, taking a sip from her cup. "Slim is like the king of this damn hellhole. Even when he isn't here, nobody tries to take his place. Fucking cowards," Blowjob Guy chimed in, and they all burst into laughter. "Then why don't you give it a shot, Zeek?" the redhead challenged, finally revealing his name.

Clearing her throat, Emily sat down, smoothening down her blouse. “I'm sorry, Sir but what did you just say? I think I heard wrong. I hope it is wrong” “I want you be my fake girlfriend” Emily blinked, absorbing the shocking offer, “Are you sure of what you have just said, Mr. Sterling?” “I am” "I'm not sure how I feel at the moment" “I completely understand, Ms. Collins. It's a lot to ask," "Sir, I……I appreciate the trust you've placed in me. But engaging in a fake relationship feels... ethically challenging. I also understand the pressure you're facing from your family and it’s a difficult situation. However, I don't want to participate in deceiving your family”

-------- Plus a mixture of missed calls and messages from Jake and Manuel -------- Dude where are you?! --------- How long it take to drop off three girls bro? You stopped for a quickie?

Helga grabbed her hands and gave them a squeeze. Rowena was taken aback but she nodded. "I'd be honored." "I'm in minor league baseball, trying to get into the major league," Jason brought up. Then he nudged Gary's rib. "And our joker over here is finally a lawyer! Man, Ro, you should've seen him in law school—" Jason suddenly winced in pain. Unbeknownst to the others, Gary had actually stepped on his foot under the table to shut him up. Jason cleared his throat and said nothing, realizing that it wasn't something his best friend wanted to talk about.

Your wife's at home having a baby and you're out globetrotting. [Seriously, what was the excuse this time?] Jasper had replied underneath: [I told her a once-in-77-years planetary alignment opened a time portal and I got sucked through.] [Man, only you could come up with something like that. Aren't you worried she'll lose it?] [She's put up with it for three years. This time's no different. She'll be at home waiting for me like she always is.] Three years of patience and forgiveness, and all of it had become a running joke between him and his friends.