Fake Slackers Novels & Stories

Sarcastic, brutally honest humor that could only belong to one person. Luca. “Hey, um… so… hi. Before you block me, just hear me out. Yes, I stole your number from Nathaniel’s phone. Yes, I realize how completely insane and morally questionable that is. Yes, I might have been slightly… okay, significantly… under the influence of whiskey when I decided it was a good idea. No, I am not a stalker. But in my defense, I’ve seen your angry face now, and I would rather die by tequila shots than meet it again in person.”

“Do you want me to kick your balls right now?!” Park immediately grinned shamelessly. “You can’t,” he teased while wiggling his brows. “Then I won’t be able to make you happy tonight.” Pete looked horrified. “You seriously have no shame.” “Of course not,” Park proudly replied. “You should take good care of my dick and balls, baby. Those are precious assets.” “Disgusting,” Ethan hissed while glaring at his brother in complete disappointment. Meanwhile, Pete looked seconds away from committing murder while Park only laughed comfortably from the couch. ****😏😊😏****

" I ignored him. Group chat. 'Same time next week.' I wanted to ignore that one, but I put a thumbs up emoji. I couldn't risk them releasing the video before my finals. My whole junior year would be a waste if that happened. Fu8ck them. I would give them no emotion. They would get nothing from me except what I decided to give them. If I had to have meaningless se8x to get through this, I would. But fu8ck them both. ----- ----- -----

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

They minded their own business. Kenneth was the perfectionist, Ruth the girl whose laugh was too loud, Pam the gossip, Blaze the flirt, Dale the party boy who came to work high -which was a wonder Jerkface hadn't noticed him and fired his ass-, Chuck the smelly guy who always smelled of onions or garlic and Albert the loud mouth. Everything they did wrong, he was the first to point it out. Or if he was having a bad day, he would take it straight to the boss. You guessed it right. Jerkface. Oh yeah, there was also Holly the slut. People always forgot about her but not because she was ugly or quiet or something like that. No. She was always away from her workstation and Alexis figured she was

Sandra placed the stack of papers on his desk then darted another suspicious glance between him and Skylar before beginning to leave. "Skylar, please stay back." Luca quickly said when he noticed Skylar about to make her way out too. He sensed her stiffen, and he flashed her a smug smile. As soon as Sandra shut the door behind her, Skylar slanted him a defiant look. "Listen Sir, if this is about Friday night, then I'll let you know that I lied about wanting you. As you know, it's been almost two weeks since I got fucked, and you're male. It's like being stuck in the desert for a week with no food. You'd eat just about anything you're offered. I can't wait for this deal to end so that I can g

Jeremy said more arrogantly. Ilona got even more annoyed when she responded to Jeremy's words. "Ziyan is a diligent person, honest, versatile, especially when he talks to people, his word is polite!" praised Ilona who satirized all of Jeremy's insulting sentences. Jeremy was shocked when he saw Ilona's annoyed eyes. It seems that Ilona's sarcasm was right on target. Jeremy realized that what he had done was impolite. Without apologizing, Jeremy excused himself and left.

It didn't take long for their dislike of me to grow, and this time was no exception. Frank and Nadia didn't even give me a chance to defend myself before they strung me up. They then used whips that had been soaked in salt water to whip my back. I gritted my teeth, refusing to make a sound. Frank finally spoke after I had been whipped 20 times. "You made Ethan upset. Transfer another one million dollars from the shared bank account to him right now. We won't let you off the hook if you refuse to comply." I knew that the money had been Ethan's true objective since the very beginning.

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