Novel & Cerita Fanfiction Funny

“I was thinking about your time in captivity with the aliens… and the giant a****n women. I wanted you to be at peace with what they did to you. I never intended to encourage you to go off and have sex with Felix just because he lusted after you. Woman, be serious. Do you think you need to give your body to every man who lusts after you? There’d be a long lineup if that were the case. You’re one of the sexiest gals I’ve ever encountered.” The look of frustrated confusion was slowly replaced by amusement as she allowed herself to imagine a long line of men waiting to have sex with her. For whatever the reason, it struck her as humorous. She giggled at first, but it eventually turned into a

"What do you think?" Julia smiled. "You are a sadistic genius," she said. Michael pulled the blade sharply upward and Mickey screamed until Julia got sick of it and stuffed a bar towel into his mouth. She leaned over him. "Now, listen to me you fat wanker. This is just a dream, so my friend hasn't really cut off your tiny little dick. Thing is, when you wake up, it'll be just like he has. You won't be able to get it up, and I doubt you'll have much interest in sex anyway."

Weirdo. This story will also contain some mild reluctance/non consent sex. The universe this story exists in is in my head. There are no STDs, no crazy people that want to machete you in the dick, none of the reasons it would be terrifying if this were a true story, which it isn't. Doing any of the things in this fictional story in real life could get you a very real STD, stabbed, raped, arrested, imprisoned, or worst of all, grounded. Please take this for what it is, yet another of my ridiculous fantasies spewed out onto "paper" for you gaggle of perverts. Is that the right word for a group of perverts? Ah, I've got it. A gangbang. A gangbang of perverts. Perfect. This is a delightfully dev

“So, what now? What are you asking me to do? To choose between the two of you? Who gets to fuck Nathan’s widow next? He isn’t even cold on the ground yet!” I instantly regretted sounding so harsh, but I was angry and confused. What the fuck was going on? Why had Nathan asked his best friends to do this? Never once had he treated me like a piece of ass to be pawned off to any man. Clearly, the illness had inhibited his ability to make sane decisions . “Listen, y’all. Franklin is gone. You don’t have to go through with this ridiculous plan to take care of me.” I did air quotes around take care of. “I have other shit to focus on.

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

“Only as serious as trying to keep our pack out of hot water can be. But enough about my top secret life. What about you, Luna? How’s life in this lovely den of drama and chaos?” I let out this massive sigh, probably a bit too dramatic, but hey, it’s me. “Oh, you know, just your typical small-town drama with a splash of ‘married to the Alpha because of a rune on my hand’ kind of thing. Living the dream, really.” Jennie snorts, trying to hold back a laugh, but then she decides to drop one of her infamous dad jokes. “Sounds like you’ve been having a rune-derful time, huh?” She raises her eyebrows, clearly expecting some appreciation for her terrible humor.