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He lightly puckered his lips, as if calculating his next move and thinking what to do with this information. I raise both of my hands and press them against my temple, I slowly drag them down against my skin in disbelief. “Nah you’re just playing me, aren’t ya? Hahahahahah. What. A. Funny. Joke.” I slap his arm between bouts of fake laughter. “Really, your imagination is unmatched. You know what I suggest? I think you should write a novel. This sounds like the plot of a really weird teen fan fiction. You would fit right in greatly.” I give him an encouraging thumbs up.

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Fiana said, feigning her anger as she slapped the bottom of Pam’s foot. “I said near... damn near,” Pam reiterated as she stretched her legs so that her toes touched Fiana’s soft breasts. “You feel nice too, honey. Real nice.” Fiana glowered at Pam’s smile of satisfaction and jumped up. This time she was genuinely angry. “My tits are funny?” she roared with inane drunkenness. “You laugh at my tits now? You prefer I have a dick or something? Like those pigs you were with tonight?” Fiana moved to the end table and fumbled at a pack of cigarettes. She broke several before successfully lighting one.

she said almost laughing. “That’s why they are called fiction sis, that’s just the writer’s imagination these things don’t happen in real life Jenny,” she said, “did I hear your laughter,” “No baby, did I ? She said giggling. “I hate you fool,” she said laughing out loud also. “If I were you I’ll seduce him, you like him anyway,” she added again, rubbing salt on my wounds.

“Going somewhere?” I exhaled sharply. “Open the damn door, Stacey.” She raised a brow. “Now, where’s the fun in that?” I took a step forward, but before I could snatch the key from her, she did something that made my patience snap. She reached into her lingerie and tucked the key between her breasts. I ran a hand down my face, forcing my anger down. “Really? You think this is funny?” She smiled, leaning against the sofa like she had all the time in the world. “Oh, I think it’s hilarious.”

Nick looked at me intensely for a moment before a laugh fell from his lips. "Mind sharing what's so funny?" "Not at all," he replied. "You are what's funny." "How am I funny?" "You just cried over a fictional romance book about the back and forth of an asshole angel and a very inquisitive girl who always died in each life," he laughed. "You are the most ridiculous person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing." I could not believe he just called me ridiculous. "I am not ridiculous and it's a really good book, you should read it before you jump to conclusions."

She showed excitement about befriending her, but she shrugged it off. "How do you know?" Another lady asked. She put a hand over her mouth, laughing sarcastically. "My company received a fantasy script, and they couldn't stop laughing. The storyline was childish, as if a kid had written the story." She curled her lips, hiding her tears behind them.

They had dived into their favorite topic of discussion, their boyfriends. “Gideon is sooo good! He literally makes me come every time, every fucking time” Lauren said, fanning herself. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Here we go again. “Me too!!!!” Helen giggled, eyes wide with excitement. “Brian does this thing with his tongue, and, oh my God, my eyes roll! I literally have to beg him to stop” They yapped none stop for hours. Who was better in bed. Who had a bigger dick. Who was freakier, Who ate pussy better. It was getting damn annoying because , my lovely boyfriend, was shit.

The metal clamps on my nipples pinched hard, sending sharp stings through my breasts with every breath I took, and I pressed my lips together to hold back the whine building in my throat. He looked down at me, his mouth twisting into a slow grin that showed his teeth, and he leaned in until his face was inches from mine, his breath hot on my skin. “Funny? Gianna, this is the best thing I’ve read in a long time. You wrote all these dirty little fantasies about me, about how you want me to tie you up and use you like a fucktoy. Why would I untie you when we’re just getting started?” My face burned, the heat spreading from my cheeks down my neck, and I felt my pussy clench at his words, even th

It was loud and unrestrained, the kind of laugh you couldn’t stop even if you tried. “Are you serious right now?” I managed between bursts of laughter. “As much as I’d love to indulge your little fantasy—or should I say kink—you couldn’t be more wrong.” I wiped at the corner of my eye, still grinning. “Honestly, Nathaniel, you could write a bestselling novel with the nonsense you just spewed. Readers would eat it up because you’re that relatable in your delusions.”