My Fake Alpha Boyfriend
"Oh my goodness! That was so corny!"
I wince, feeling hurt by her laughing at me. "Oh, come on, it was funny!"
"It was the dumbest joke I've ever heard," she says, shaking her head.
I grab her shoulder. "You take that back and stop laughing at me."
"No, I won't. You are so lame. No wonder Scarlett won't go out with you," she says, still laughing.
"That's fine with me. I don't want to go out with her either," I declare.