Fat And Sassy Meme Novels & Stories

A business like theirs would usually have long-term cooperation with some social loafers. In less than 10 minutes, Fatty, who had a "deep" cooperation with Honey’s Car Dealership, arrived with three tattooed gangsters. As the name implied, Fatty was a very fat guy. He was about 1.62 m tall and his butt took up at least half of his body, so when he walked, he looked like a f*cking dwarf!

"What are you looking at? You are already so fat and still dare to eat so much. Don't you look at your own appearance?" Hearing these words, Essa looked down at herself. She was in good shape! It was true that she was not slender, but she was not fat at all. Charlotte was close to him and said with a smile, "Uncle Jazz, isn't the lunch quite delicious?" Jazz glared at her. Essa said sarcastically, "If you want to eat the lunch, just say it. You don’t have to be so mean. You think I'm fat, that's because you haven't seen a fat woman. Besides, which part of my body is fat?"

Catching my books just in time before they hit the floor. Eyes glancing up, i met the shadowy figure of maddy wonker, flashing her long acylic nails in my face. Her eyes scanning me up and down as she gave me a look of disgust. "Watch where you're going you fat bitch!" She muttered, pushing past my shoulders and strolling past me. The comment didn't quite suprise me, ofcourse having wide hips, a round big butt and a just a flat tummy is considered fat, not thick.

He's leaning as close as he can with a big psychopathic smile on his face, "You really trying to seduce the boss after all? Kiss the fatty?“ And this guy is my least favorite person. "You really wanna talk about fatties, Ty? Your mom is so fucking fat, she didn't even know you were in her tummy until she pooped you the fuck out," I blurt out, knowing I cannot act like this in here... and also knowing my boss just paid me sixty grand for a date. I could lose this job and be okay for a while. Tyler's mouth falls open in shock, "Your mom is so fat, I had to fuck her bellybutton. Was the only hole I could reach."

"You are the ugliest one here, fatty." Why does it have to be me? Don't they become fat once they get old or when they give birth to a child? Why the heck they are calling me a fat one. It hurts, to be honest. To the hell with these people who body shame. I'm proud of myself for being fat. They don't even know why I'm even fat in the first place. If they knew they wouldn't talk about this. They don't know the pain that I go through every month and the awful things that happen to me. This is fucked up. Fuck those people!

The fat boy commented with clear sarcasm in his voice. Everyone burst into laughter at his sarcastic comment except for the redheaded girl. “Well full disclosure, she is indeed the legendary mate-less warrior.” Everyone gasped at her statement. “That’s ridiculous! We were never told that the mate-less one existed and I can assure you that I’m a straight A student in history!” The fat boy bragged otherwise. “Yeah, how could that be?” The cute voice spoke up again and everyone did the same. They had never been told about the existence of the mate-less one, not even their parents.

Miss Bandit, did you gain weight? Bang! A loud sound came from the study, and Vermont quickly added, "Did you gain weight? The gym is having a promotion right now. They're giving a buy-one-free-one package for whoever has a body fat of more than twenty-four percent. If you're a little fatter, we could've signed up for it together." The next second, Felicity's voice came fiercely from the study. "You should eat more and gain thirty pounds to sign up for it yourself!" "Sure."

Interesting! “Sassy meet my wife, Kim. Kim, this is sassy, she's my friend from college” “And his ex-girlfriend”, Sassy added; a smug smile tugged at her lips. Nathan's eyes seemed to darken slightly when she added the ex-girlfriend thing, but he did not refute her.

Liam shook his head crossing his legs, "You got this wrong. Like I said, he was eleven. I was pretty sure I used to make fun of girls when I was eleven just cause I could. Besides that's the past. Cut him some slack. And you're not over-weight, you're round. There is a difference, any weight that exercises can't get rid off, well that's just you. Some people are built like that, look at me, I'm lanky as a street pole, probably never be buff like the men in a catalogue, but that's okay. That's me, I have to deal with it. Just dress sexy like you love yourself and that's all men want. And it's more fun eating a pizza than a hot dog, right?"