Fat Guy Despicable Me の小説・ストーリー

Gary was a slightly chubby guy with blonde bow cut hair. He wore a pair of round glasses and he’s actually a genius in terms of everything. He has the Dino-body of a triceratops and is still in the hatchling stage, due to him not usually doing any sort of exercise or anything. The only state that keeps improving is his intelligence.

He said serious. I gasped. I am not fat . I am only 56 kg with 5'8 height. He is fat . Very fat with all those bulging muscles. Bell that's called hot not fat .My idiot of mind replied. "I am not fat , you are ." I said as I pointed at him. "Yeah yeah whatever helps you to sleep at night. Now go your clothes are in that cupboard. CHANGE AND COME TO SLEEP ON BED ." He said sternly the last part.

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

I blinked up at him through tear filled eyes, but only leaned into his muscular shoulder harder. "You're not my blind date? Of course you are. Did my fat ass just make you realise you're gay?" I rambled, looking him up and down again, because fuck he was too well dressed for a straight man. "Don't sweat it. You're right. I'm embarrassing, It's me, isn't it, McGee? No man wants huge thighs, saggy arms, pendulous tits, a big butt and tummy at the age of twenty one. Jason would rather fuck an Asian whore than my fat pussy—"

This was all bullshit anyway. "Let's go with…" Sloan paused and grinned. "A man with the body of Channing Tatum from Magic Mike and a smile like Zach Effron." Sloan laughed to himself at the cheesy description. "Oh, and he should have a cock that's eight inches or bigger, and he knows how to use it." Sloan held up a banana as a visual and winked. If his boss were here, he would be fired for having this conversation at work, but what the hell, the rich guy asked.

He said in an epiphany, “F*ck me, it’s you, Kaiser Tate! I was just thinking about how you seem so familiar. Speaking of which, what happened to you over the years? Why have you gained so much weight now?” No wonder Zayn could not recognize Kaiser at once because he looked way different than when he was in eighth grade. One should know that Kaiser was famous for being the skinniest person in the class and his moniker was ‘monkey’. However, he was much fatter now. Had it not been for his facial features that still remained rather similar, Zayn would not have been able to recognize him. Kaiser sniggered and said, “That’s the sign of a successful person, all right?”