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' A girl really needs a job to have a money for her Mother's sick ' ' She want her Mother to take a operation, just to make her Mother fine ' ' What if the only chance to have her a money is to pretend? ' ' Not just easy pretend,She need to pretend as the unknown guy GIRLFRIEND? Does she will accept it or reject it? '

Luxury and wealth does not always results to happiness-especially in the case of Kaisler Tanteo, a famous chef with a great physique, strong charisma and incredible wealth who had experienced loneliness in his young age. It was blessing in disguise, when he met Blessie Vedra, a girl who has a lot of positivity and full of energy in life. This girl made his life bring into new side of the world which happiness and love exists. But, fate loves playing and their lives of Blessie are the chosen toy.Every thing is subject for a change after a sudden mishap, they are, even not intended. Life encounters distinguishable scenario that may bring different effect to us. How can a young adult like them may able to get through those rough path? Would there be any changes after such unforeseen encounter to the new version of Kai who became "maginoo ngunit bastos"? How this sudden interaction would change their life? Will this bring hope for each other or another grim disaster?

Pitong kwento ng pitong magkakaibigan na pumapaslang ng inosenteng tao. May dahilan man o wala, mas nangingibabaw pa rin ang kanilang pangako sa isa't isa. Ngunit nang dahil sa isang pangako ay unti-unti na nga bang magkakawatak-watak ang kanilang samahan? At sa paanong paraan nga ba nila magagawang pumatay?

Si William Styles, isang tipikal na cute na binatilyo ay namumuhay ng payapa at normal na buhay gaya ng iba hanggang sa isang insidente ang nagpasindak sa kanyang buong pagkatao. Sa hindi inaasahang pagbabagong ito sa kanyang buhay, nakahanap siya ng bagong tahanan, mga kaibigan, at isang usbong ng pag-ibig sa grupo ng mga taong lobo na may dilaw na mata. Pangil sa pangil at kuko sa kuko ay kung paano nila labanan ang kanilang mga kaaway, ang mga taong lobo na may pulang mata. Isang gabi, isang nakakatakot na pangyayari ang naganap. Umagos ang sariwang dugo sa bundok at nagkalat ang mga bangkay sa kagubatan. Magagawa ba nilang ipaghiganti at protektahan ang kanilang mga mahal sa buhay sa ilalim ng pulang buwan?

Bivianne Cordova will do everything just to become a perfect daughter. She'll always aim for the top, no matter who she encounters. Academics? She'll ensure she'll never be defeated by Yeshua Tada for the number one spot in the entire school. Sports? She'll never let Fahrenheit Academy beat her in futsal. And she'll do all that to please her mom. But when Zenith Cordova introduced a guy to her, confusion arose in her heart. She didn't want to date that guy with marriage in mind. Because there's only one person whom she wants to be with and marry. Can she defy her mother for the first time to be with Oxem? Or will she just give up on the challenges they will face?

Marion Yuna "Mayu" Selvestre is the result of a betrayal. Thirsty for her parents' love, the girl asked for nothing but to be part of her father's or mother's family. But that became more ambiguous after she was chosen as the fiancée of a prominent billionaire, whom both her half-sisters wanted. Her parents could not accept it, for they were also after the billionaire. And her wish became more vague when she became pregnant due to a one-night mistake with the man. In fear that her parents would abort her baby and in fear of the man finding out that she was pregnant, she left their town and moved around every time she was caught by him. Even if she is afraid of life, Mayu is even more afraid that the cunning and monster Aldo Hendrix Castellanos will take her son away from her.

Hindi pa handa si Amelia na bumuo ng pamilya. Kaya nang pilitin siyang ipakasal sa matandang kaibigan ng kanyang ama bilang pambayad ng utang, wala siyang ibang pagpipilian kundi tumakas. Ngunit sa kanyang pagtakas, aksidente niyang naka-one-night stand ang bilyonaryong si Liam—isang lalaking matagal nang naghahanap ng perpektong asawa upang bumuo ng sariling pamilya. Paano kung ang isang gabing iyon ay nagbunga—at kambal pa? Ang sanang pagtakas ay nauwi sa isang malaking responsibilidad. Haharapin niya ba ang responsibilidad na bumuo ng sariling pamilya, o tatakas ulit?

Nagpakasal si Celine ng wala sa tamang oras sa isang biyudong mayaman na may isang binatang anak na ang pangalan ay David Gonzalo kahit hindi niya ito mahal. Matapos ang kasal nilang dalawa ay dinala siya nito sa mansion kung saan nandoon ang anak nitong binata na hindi makapaniwala na ang daddy niya ay may bagong asawa na. Unang kita pa lang ni Celine kay David ay nasabi na niya sa sarili niya na gusto niya ito. Wala pa ngang isang linggo ay natagpuan na lang na wala nang buhay ang daddy ni David na pinakasalan nga niya. Galit na galit sa kanya si David sa nangyaring 'yon. Inaakusan siya nito na pumatay sa daddy niya ngunit tinatanggi naman niya 'yon. Pinapaalis na siya ni David sa mansion nila. Kahit mahal niya ito ay umalis siya sa mansion na 'yon. Makaraan ang ilang taon ay nagkita silang muli ni David. Bumaliktad ang takbo ng buhay nilang dalawa. Kung dati siya ay mahirap ngayon ay si David na ang naghihirap. Winaldas nito ang perang pinamana sa kanya ng daddy niya. Nawala ang lahat sa kanya. Gusto ni David na tulungan siya ni Celine. He knows that she became rich because of his dad's money. Tulungan kaya siya ni Celine? Mahal pa rin ni Celine si David ngunit sa tuwing makikita niya ito ay naalala niya ang masasakit na salitang binitawan nito sa kanya. Paano kung iparanas rin ni Celine ang naranasan dati sa kanya kahit may nararamdaman pa rin siya sa kanya?

Sa isang malupit na lugar kung saan walang puwang para sa kabiguan, dahil ang kabiguan ay nangangahulugan ng dugo at kamatayan. Simple lang ang hamon. Survive and escape the claws of your doom. The race against death's door begins once you enter the door...

Isa lang ang dahilan ni Karina sa pagbabalik sa Cerro Roca— ang bawiin ang asawa mula kay Elizabeth Asturia na may malaking pagkakautang sa kaniya. Gagawin niya ang lahat kesehodang gamitin ang sariling katawan para muling mabighani si Cholo Gastrell at mapaibig ito. But unfortunately, Cholo doesn't want to do anything with her anymore. He insulted and pushed her away but she never wavered for she has all the right to claim him as hers with the marriage certificate in her keeping and the wedding band in her finger. Pero ang akala niyang madaling gawin ay nabasag nang malaman niyang ikakasal na pala ang dalawa. Nonetheless, Karina will deliver her promise. Mrs. Gastrell will make sure that by hook or by crook, she'll get her husband back.