Filipino Jokes Tagalog Knock Knock

Bonnie and Clyde. Friends to lovers. Lovers to strangers. Bonnie Angelou has always been in love with her childhood best friend; Clyde. She did so many unimaginable things just to keep him looking at her. Ayaw na ayaw niya kapag naagaw ng iba ang atensyon ng lalaki mula sa kanya. Kaya naman para siyang super glue kung makadikit dito para mabantayan at huwag maagaw ng iba ang minamahal. Lahat ng kalokohan, sasakyan niya. Lahat ng hiling, pagbibigyan niya. Pero sa huli, mukhang hindi pa rin sapat...

Isang napakalaking syudad na hinati sa dalawa. Dalawang malaking pagkakaiba kung saan may malaking pader na naghahati dito upang paghiwalayin ang magkaibang lugar sa iisang syudad. City A o tinatawag bilang 'Ordinary City'. Dito matatagpuan ang ordinaryong mga tao kung saan walang krimen na nagaganap. Mga inosente ang mga naninirahan at walang kaalaman tungkol sa kaharasan. Napaka-organisado ng kanilang pamamahala. City B o tinatawag na 'Mort Ville' na ibig sabihin ay Dead City. Mga kriminal ang naninirahan at legal ang paggawa ng krimen lalo na ang pagpatay. Hindi mo malalaman ang tunay na nakapaloob dito kung hindi ka makakaranas na tumapak dito. Think first before you step your feet inside the Mort Ville. Baka pagsisihan mo lang.HINDI KA MAKAKAWALA. WALANG MAKAKATAKAS. "Ms. Zaylee Yvette Jordin. You are now part of our city, Mort Ville. Congratulations."

Freya had a wild, exciting and romantic night with a total stranger after a terrible heartbreak. They confessed their feelings for each other after that steamy night. She was heartbroken once more when she discovered that the man she had given herself to had another girl. She left without telling Jacob that she was pregnant with their child. Seven years later, fate let them meet again. Ipakikilala ba ni Freya kay Jacob ang kanilang anak? Paano kung muli siyang mahulog sa kamandag ni Jacob? Posible ba ang happy ever after kung magkaiba ang mundong kanilang kinabibilangan? ~~~~~~~~~~~ GRAY SERIES 1 ONE NIGHT LOVE (TAGALOG) BOOK 1, 2 and 3 - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 2 ONE NIGHT DARKER (TAGALOG) - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 3 LONGING FOR MY EX-WIFE'S RETURN - COMPLETED

This story will show you the different kinds of love. Love that doesn't need an exchange. Love that allows you to let go. Love that can endure. Love that can sacrifice. Love that can forgive. Love that keeps you from chasing, and Love that shows you why second chances are worth it.Ellie Saavedra is a US based General Surgeon. Hindi inaasahang nabuntis ang kaniyang kaibigang ibinabalak na ipadala sa Pilipinas para maging temporary Surgeon sa isang branch ng ospital nila. Kinailangan niyang tulungan ang kaniyang malapit na kaibigang si Niana kaya wala siyang nagawa kundi ang palitan ito. Nang makabalik siya sa Pilipinas, hindi niya inaasahan na kung saang ospital sila ipinadala ay doon din pala nagtatrabaho bilang General Surgeon si Vic. Will she handle her emotion and completely forget Vic? Or she'll give up and fall for him again?

Ashery Myth Moondale wants to find out what's really happened to her parent's death, she's going to the Philippines because someone told that the culprit to her parent's death is in the Philippines and hiding. She's going to be a mysterious in her school. She thought that it will be easy for her but she was wrong because she will meet the King of bully, Kent Chester Luxurious. She will taste a living hell in arms of the bullies she want to fight back but she chose to be calm and ignore the bullies. But for all the wrongs Kent had done to Ash, she still saved him from the hands of the bad people.

Sypnosis Chasing Dreams Fria Angela an achiever towards her Dream. Brave and Intelligent to define her characteristic. She's been abusing of her Aunty and cousin but still she have courage to endure how painful her life. When her mother died. Fria feel that she's living alone. Until she met Terrence. Terrence is a Gangster, Heartless, Heartthrob to thier University. He lives alone when his Parents died in a car accident. He doesn't believe in love and he thinks that love i just a waste of time. When he met Fria his perpective in life change. She would chase her dream or He would chained her to her side.

"Did you ever, even once, imagine yourself loving me?" Sarah posed a hopeful question to Philip. "Don’t make me laugh, Sarah. Everything between us has been purely about pleasure and business.” Matagal nang may nararamdaman si Sarah para kay Philip mula noong una niya itong makita sa isang sports magazine. Nang iniwan si Philip ng fiancée nito para sumama sa ibang lalaki, walang pag-aalinlangang inialay ni Sarah ang sarili bilang kapalit na bride para iligtas ang lalaki sa kahihiyan. Pagkatapos ng tatlong taong walang pag-ibig at saysay na kasal, naglakas-loob si Sarah na hiwalayan si Philip, na umaasa pa rin sa dati nitong nobya. Nangako si Sarah sa sarili na makahahanap siya ng lalaking magmamahal, magtitiwala, at magpapahalaga sa kanya na parang isang reyna sa ikalawang pagkakataon. Isang taon ang lumipas, muling nagtagpo ang kanilang landas. *** Philip confronted Sarah in a ladies’ restroom, demanding, “Do not let other men touch you!” Sarah remained indifferent; her demeanor noticeably changed. “And what if I do?” she retorted. Philip’s tone grew menacing, “You won’t like what I’d do.” Unfazed, Sarah shot back, “Mr. Cornell, I’ve never liked what you’ve done, even in the past. There’s nothing new about that, and please stop whining like a baby,” before turning and walking away, disdainfully leaving him behind.

The zombies.... Are coming! Sa gitna ng epidemyang kumakalat at pinoproblema ng mundo, Ang mga zombies. Sa gitna ng Apocalypse ay ang dalawang pusoay patuloy pa ring mag-iibigan. Pag-iibigang handang isakripsisyo ang sarili para lamang mailigtas ang taong minamahal.

Entering a one-sided love isn't easy, especially if the relationship you have is only for a business. "Why do you have to be alive?" My lips loosened up as I sensed the bitterness in his voice. It is as if he hates my existence so much that he has to do something for me to be gone already. "Why do you even need to be existed in this fucking world if you're just going to ruin my life!" Ciara Hilvano is an innocent and martyr wife who always gets violated by her husband and makes her feel that she's an unwanted wife. This guy really doesn't have any idea that the girl he was hurting and almost killed everyday was secretly suffering from the cancer in heart. The time came when Ciara's life was in big trouble. She almost died because someone tried to threaten her life. What if Ciara can no longer cope with the challenges and trials of her life? What if she just let her own death fetch her? Will Tyron regret all the things he did to Ciara? What if Ciara dies? Will he cry?

Lumaki si Dylan na walang kinatatakutan at ayaw na may ibang taong kumukontrol sa kaniyang buhay. Hindi rin siya friendly at hindi marunong magpakumbaba. Ngunit wala siyang choice nang ipasa sa kaniya ng ama ang trabaho nito—ang bantayan ang heartless at dominanteng anak ng isang Chairman na dati ay pinuno ng isang organization. Hindi gusto ni Alexander ang buhay na mayroon siya. Tinitingala siya ng lahat maliban sa isang taong may magaspang na pag-uugali. Dahil sa kagustuhang mabigyan ng hustisya ang pagkawala ng kaniyang ina, pinagbigyan niya ang gusto ng ama. At ipakita niya rin sa antipatikong lalaking kaniyang bodyguard kung ano ang kaya niyang gawin upang mabawasan ang kasungitan nito. Sa paglalaro ng emosyon ng bawat isa, sino ang unang susuko at mahuhulog sa bitag nang mapaglarong tadhana? Sino ang top at bottom sa dalawa?