Flirty Jokes Novels & Stories

He asked and I let out a chuckle to his surprise. I'm equally surprised that I'm laughing instead of raining curses on him or either panicking. "What's funny, sweetheart?" He asked and moved closer a bit, I took a step backward and regained my stand. "Your flirting skill is eerie and very old school, I think you should stick to your wife or if your prick wants some other pussy to dig, I advise you go look for one that suits your age." I drawled sarcastically and a frown graced his face. "Don't you think you're being so intrepid?"

Tsk, he's really bad for me. "Luh, I've always been flirty Ken, did you just find out now, you're slow." Wait! Did I say I'm flirty? I am as in I said that? answer, don't believe that it's just a joke, I'm just kidding. I'm not really flirty guys, not really. Ahh, it's okay, I just said that I'm flirty as a joke. "And besides, I'm only flirting with you and no one else." I said seductively while still biting my lip. I really want to eat you hubby.

He said. I quickly raised my head from him, creating some space between us before glaring hard at him. "What? That's an harmless joke." He said and laughed, "Though, I really won't mind, how do you see friends with benefits?" I picked up a fork from the table and threw it at him, which he was lucky to dodge. "Shut your messed up mouth up!" I yelled with a flushed face. "My mouth is not messed up, do you want to check it out? A kiss will do." He said with a flirty smile.

"I am a foodie actually, it just doesn't show on my body" Jayden smiling, "hmmm and you do have a hot body if I may say so" "Are you flirting with me Jayden" "Maybe, aren't I quiet the charmer?" "..." Jayden doesn't want the lively conversation to turn awkward, "I was just joking, it's been so long, I can't remember when last I flirted, I believe I am a bit rusty" "You don't sound rusty to me. So tell me your own hobbies too"

she replied, sticking out her tongue. I chuckled, shaking my head softly. "I'm the only one allowed to mimick you, not the other way round." I joked, flicking her forehead with my fingers. "Whatever, please don't just fall asleep." she begged. "Alright," I whisphered, yawning again. "Just swallow us instead, didn't you sleep last night?" She asked, hissing loudly. "I was busy dreaming about you."I responded, winking. "You are a big flirt Dumbi," she said, rolling her eyes in a way that made me laugh.

"Just then, I heard my phone beeping. With my free hand, I pulled out my phone in my pocket. I had to bite the side of my cheeks to keep myself from smiling. Gi-chikun: I forgot to tell you that you look even more amazing today. My girlfriend is so beautiful. I gave him a glance and saw him smirking, his phone on his other hand too. This flirt. Me: I know. You're lucky I even said yes to you. I saw how he smiled at my response. It was an inside joke that we had. He'd often tell me how beautiful I am and I'd tell him how lucky he was I even spare him a glance. Gi-chikun: I feel honored to be this lovely and ethereal girl's boyfriend. And I will be even happier if I get to get a kiss, I had to

“I don’t.” “Good.” Relief washes over me. “I was only flirting because I thought we’d get off the plane and never see each other again.” “Right.” He smirks, clearly amused. “Not that I don’t think you’re amazing,” I add. “Because if I were that kind of woman, I’d definitely be interested in you. We’d be fucking like...” I stop while searching for the right comparison. “Rabbits?” he suggests. “Yes.” He raises both hands.

"I mean, to climb higher than I already am. It's overwhelming and I sometimes, I just snap." I wisely keep my mouth shut and let him finish. "I almost did today, so I decided, hey why not go get drinks at that cool club instead? Maybe, you'll meet a beautiful woman." I chuckle. Is he flirting with me? Even if he's not, the humor at the end of the sentence lightens the mood a bit. "Coincidentally, I did meet a beautiful woman, only that she carried a wet patch around." I crack a genuine smile. "Are you gonna let me live that down?"

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

or maybe it did sound like that? Can’t point to it. Still, I’m pretty sure flirting is not my forte. “Was just joking. You don’t have to be so serious.” He leaned back, casual. I let out a slow breath of relief. “But if you wanted to flirt, I wouldn’t mind at all. Such a beauty—I can’t just push away.” He winked. I tried not to smile. Failed miserably. “You’re too smooth,” I muttered, glancing away like it might help slow the heat creeping up my neck.