Flirty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

In a low whisper, he asked, “Can I have you as my snack, Miss Firefly? I prefer sweets with my bitter tea.” His voice sounded so velvety, so enchanting; I forgot to answer for a moment. My heart began to hammer foolishly as our eyes were locked into each other. Taking a deep breath, I pretended not to be affected as I answered, “Sorry, Sir. I am not on the menu. Pfft! That was cheesy!” Keir still didn’t break eye contact as he leaned closer and claimed, “You read romantic novels. I thought that you would like cheesy pick up lines. Don’t you?”

"Ma'am, pick me instead. I have a nice body!" "Pick me, I have good stamina!" "Pick me, I know many tricks!"

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.