Forks And Knives Joke

"You're killing him!" The old hag by the side of the road suddenly cried, glaring at me. "That poor boy! You only ruin what you touch, you abomination. You beast! Set him free!" *** Sex was all that mattered to Cyrus. Sex. Alcohol. Women. Sex. after all, that pleasure, lust and passion was all that mattered to a descendant of the god of lust. He just had to live up to the name. But when one little invisible mouse stepped into his vision, he was suddenly all Cyrus could see. A little game, he said. "Tease the obvious virgin boy," he planned. "Push him hard, press his buttons." something's wrong. The god of lust can't get it up anymore. Not for anyone who is not Damian Cross.

“Tell me Margaux, How will I know if I can trust you again? Do I even have to invite your man here and make him spill the tea?” I am very furious. I can’t even describe how many times do I want to punch him in the face. How eager my hands are when it comes to hearing your name. “I have told you a lot of times that I don’t want you mentioning his name” Seems like the silence break every single spot in the room. How am I going to tell everyone about that. I am not yet ready to let everyone know that I haven’t seen you for weeks now. I am doing the best. The very best. Everyone knows that. “What’s the matter? I smell something different in your aura.” “Since when did you become a psychic huh?” I sighed. I will sell everything that I had just to see you again. To let you hear me apologize one more time.

The yacht I'm steering crashes into a huge wave, scaring my husband's junior, who has a heart condition. So, my husband orders someone to tie me up and dangle me in the ocean by a rope. He even tells the captain to head straight into the waves. "You know Wren has a heart condition, yet you still scared her! How can you be so evil?" I beg him to let me go and tell him that I was following a charted path; I didn't mean for anything to happen. However, he just mocks me. "You've been a yacht driver for so long. Haven't you experienced anything like this before? I'll make you go through what Wren did! Let's see whether you'll pull this again!" After a day and night of this torment, he relents and decides to pull me back up. It's too bad he doesn't know that the waves have already torn me to shreds.

When Eliz decided to return to the Philippines, she doesn't think that there will be a plot twist in her life. On her return, she enters the school of his Grandfather Sevastian unbeknownst to her there is a secret hidden from her. Eliz's desire for a peaceful life will never be hers. Even if her grandfather wants to keep ELiz away from the world she shouldn't have discovered, it only puts Eliz's life in more danger. Does Eliz's kind and soft heart really fit in a world full of violence? Gangster? Mafia? What will she choose... bullet or roses?

Alia didn't see herself getting engaged at 15 years to the chairman's son. The age where she was yet to enjoy her teen years. Never want to embrass her parents, Alia maintained her purity for a complete six years. Only to be rejected by Mozey her soon to be husband for his classmate. Linda. But fate was on her side when she run from the humiliation and bumped into Shadrack Lule's car. And then there love story begun making Mozey regret rejecting her. Note;l dont own the book cover

Dawn never wanted to cross paths with the crazy King of Euphoris whom everyone loathed and avoided. He was unpredictable and inconsiderate. Nothing good came out of his rule. But her worst fears came to pass when she's forced to go to the castle against her wishes. The King was expecting a new bride, a princess from another kingdom that day but unfortunately, she killed herself because of fear of who the King was. The bride had to be replaced without much thought and Dawn fell right into their trap. Her story begins when she meets the King's two wives who hate her and wants to make her life a living hell. And the King she's marrying whose psychotic side was far different from what everyone thought it was.

ACE AND ANGEL is a story of a young woman trapped in a loveless marriage. She feels like a prisoner, unable to escape the gilded cage of her own life. Her mysterious and charismatic husband, Ace is a man with a dark past, a man who seems to know more about Angel than he should. As their relationship deepens, Angel begins to see the cracks in his perfect facade, and starts questioning everything she thought she knew.

Jane Clas is a very powerful she-wolf, the alpha of her pack, Blood Moon, which rules over all the others. Like many others, she hasn't found her mate yet, but she doesn't desire to find him either, as she enjoys her freedom, and finding her mate would end much of it. Legend has it that there is a pack more powerful than Blood Moon, but they remain hidden in the shadows and will only emerge when strictly necessary. It is said that the alpha is cruel and dark, yet remarkably handsome. What will happen when Jane discovers that the alpha of that pack is her mate?

Klent is a cute and simple young man, and a first year student of Sun University. Nathan is a handsome, cold-hearted, and the king of the school. Two different persons tangled with one fate. As their path crossed, they started to hate each other. A strange feeling inside them keeps boiling that lead to arguments and fight. As the time passes by, those hate turn into something unexpected. A romantic feeling started to grow, and it naturally comes out. They started to date each other and eventually became boyfriends. As their relationship facing a lot of challenges, they became stronger, and they proved that their love is stronger over those challenges. Until Klent discovered a piece of clue about the death of his parents that change everything. When happiness turn into nightmare, When love turn into hate, When justice turn into blood What prevail love or justice?

Sherra felt that she was the most unlucky person in the world. First, she lost her job. Second, she caught her boyfriend cheating on her with her best friend. Third, she witnessed a scary and not ordinary person killing her neighbor, and lastly, she saw a scary beast changes its form and becomes a handsome man and he is none other than the youngest billionaire in the country, Kurt Contreras. Later on, she learns that Kurt was cursed that's why his appearance suddenly changes. He changes from a normal human into a vaewolf, which is a half-vampire and a half-werewolf. What if this beast becomes her night in shining armor that always appeared when she needs help? And what if she falls in love with him? Could she be the one to lift his curse and his true love?