The Baby Isn't Mine!
"That's because she's one of those girls who acts like a guy! She's always hanging around men, calling them bros, acting all buddy-buddy, even saying she's more manly than they are. So her friend saying congrats on becoming a dad totally makes sense."
I froze again, too shocked to even argue back.
Just then, the baby in my arms suddenly started wailing.
I panicked and awkwardly rocked him a couple of times. Somehow, the crying actually quieted down.
"See?" Shirley's voice trembled with excitement. "That's a mother's instinct! Girls like her love flirting with men. I thought she was still a woman deep down, soft by nature. I never expected her heart to be cruel enough to dump her baby!"