Funniest Fan Fiction Novels & Stories

"I'm sorry, I wasn't--I-I'm pretty sure that'll really lead us to the wrong path." We stayed quiet for a minute, I remembered how to breathe but I couldn't calm my heart down. "So what's the craziest a fan has done?" She asked me, breaking the silence, "I know for a fact you have a lot of fans and they all crazy about you, did you know I got a letter from someone ordering me to be your girlfriend again after your last album was released, I got it here somewhere."

“Pathetic. I had him moaning louder.” Kaelen, dark hair mussed and blue eyes stormy, laughs sharply. “Delusional. He came because of my tongue work.” I’m cackling inside, my BL harem boys fighting over who made me come harder? This is peak fanfic, and I’m living it. “Boys,” I say, stretching languidly, letting Cillian’s low, velvety voice drip with mischief. “If you’re gonna bicker, make it worth my while.”

… Clinging to the 18 male hosts Mandy had hired, I bawled my eyes out. Sipping on a cocktail, she laughed at how pathetic I was. "Oooh, looks like you like him!" Was she serious? I was heartbroken after being abandoned, yet there she was, rubbing salt on my wounds. "Hmm, fake incest—just my thing! I'm definitely writing fanfiction about you two tonight. If you like him then just jump his bones! Once you get into it, you'll forget all about everything else…" Pursing my lips, I retorted, "You're one to talk. Why aren't you making a move after hiring so many men?"

His face went through several expressions—confusion, surprise, horror, and then something that looked like amusement. "Chapter 10," Sebastian said. "The Night He Begged." "I can read the title." "It's very dramatic." "It's humiliating." Sebastian scrolled further. "The fans love it." Damian looked at his own phone. The comments were flooding in. Thousands of them. Tens of thousands. "OMG this is so hot." "I always knew the Iceman was a bottom." "The way he cried after? I'm deceased." "Can someone please make this into a movie?"

The surroundings suddenly turned to silent even Nikka was so surprised at what she said, everyone was flabbergasted while Nathan was looking at the ground, his earlobes were turning to red. Every girl then thought, that they never imagined that calling someone stupid will be this sweet. It was like owning him and putting a brand name to his property. This made them feel a tingle throughout their body. A fluttering excitement. It was them the whole group hyped up, telling Zitrey to call them Idiot too. Some are already writing on their note for reference, about the BL stories they about to make. Nikka can't stop laughing while watching them.“Sigh, what a lunatic Fujoshi's.”

They will rape Nadya in their minds. I am Nadya's husband. Only I can enjoy her beauty. After that, they will make Nadya as character of (y/n) in an erotic fanfiction on Pattpad. I've seen fanfiction they made about me, and it's disgusting. "Erwin, look. You are trending in switter."

"You wanted to escape getting married to me so bad, that you washed me with insults in front of my Dad. That was mortifying." My face heated in embarrassment. The waiter brought wine and I took a sip from my glass quickly before mumbling. "Ah yeah. I did that. Sorry about that." "Oh it's fine," he laughed. "So, I'm guessing you were inspired by the ten fanfictions written on our names?" I almost spat the wine in my mouth all over the table. "Do we have fanfictions? What the hell?" He shrugged. "Should I pretend I hate them too?"