Hilariously Bad Fanfiction Novels & Stories

“Well, you got both. Honestly, you looked gorgeous last night. And Alaric? Whew. You two were giving power couple vibes.” “Power couple?” I repeated weakly. “Yes!” Denise said, already scrolling through more posts. “Every camera caught the way his eyes followed you. Even when people were talking to him, he was watching you. The internet is eating it up.” Malik clasped his hands together in mock adoration. “A cold billionaire who melts for his wife? Honey, they’re writing fanfiction already.” I groaned loudly, tossing a pillow at the phone. “Make it stop. Please, just… stop. I can’t deal with people swooning over Mr. Iceberg. You don’t know him like I do. He’s—”

They all gasp, expressing their disgust before collectively bursting into ridiculous and loud laughter at the sheer stupidity of it. “Can you imagine Brady leaving a whole Anika for some Hailey girl in glasses? Jock and nerd? Only seen those types in movies but now I have seen it in reality, maybe I have a chance at the cheerleader and the fantasy character, you know?” Chloe jokes and they all laugh. “You read too much YA fantasy books Chloe. Someday, maybe a werewolf or human dragon hybrid will come carry you off to a far country in the west.” They laugh again while Chloe fakes a contented sigh.

;) And the second is. This is going to be such of fun, have a great great night with your love, your Parents can't reach your phone and they didn't had any Idea where have you guys go, and I told them maybe Manu got impregnate you and you guys are in a far far away. Then their emotions was really priceless. ;) "He's a jerk! And stupid dummy!" I mumbled after I read his 2nd messages and when I proceed to the last my eyes widen. And the third is...

Successfully deceiving him was my only way of seeing my pup again soon. I gave him what was supposed to be a coy smile, and since he smiled in return, it must have worked. Why did the Queen of Hell not write a book called Flirting for Dummies as the sequel of her bestselling work, Mates for Dummies? It would really help. Maybe the third book could be Revenge for Dummies. That would surely sell a lot in Hell.

“Oh you like that? Well I also proposed to her the day I met her and she said no!” I groaned and covered my face, thinking about how embarrassing that was. “Oh, and then I gave her my virginity only to find out days later that she was sleeping with my best friend. So I went to go kill her ex and instead she almost died. Now she barely even likes me.” How do the Griffons find these sad stories so funny? I mean sure there’s some humor to it, but I consider it ‘you had to be there’ humor. “Thank you, I’ll be here a few more hours hopefully!” Hunter grinned and waved.

I said. “Of course there’s fanfic.” “How lovely.” I shook my head. “Actually, Ted, I did notice something with those names.” “Hit me.” “The usernames have very different, very consistent personalities. S supports that I’m a wolf and keeps suggesting I should mate a wolf. MyHelperz is vulgar, swears a lot, and never offers anything of substance. And so on.

But, there was never anything more than that friendship, and that one failed date…” His voice faltered, like he was not sure how to explain things better, and truth be told he was not doing the greatest of jobs, as Sara’s face twisted in pain, and tears filled her eyes. “Well, I do not believe you. I will not be accepting any Luna whore you try to force upon us. You lying, scumbag cheat.” And with that she stalked away, leaving Zaine and me to look at one another in complete shock. What had I let myself into?

When he saw the state his usually level-headed best friend was in, Cameron Duffal—Ethan's Beta—could no longer hold in his laughter. He burst out laughing. "To think the Alpha of Silvercrest pack would end up in this state! It seems Luna Elena is truly the one fated for you—the one who would subdue you. There's no running away from her." A priceless mug flew toward him in a perfect projectile motion. Cameron swiftly caught it, lamenting, "Hey, I'm not the one breaking your heart. Don't let it out on me!" A document folder was flung at him next.

"They missed you. They wanted to see their daughter for Christmas. They thought they would have a happy reunion, but instead, their family got ripped apart. And all this because of your new lover. They're disappointed in you. So am I. I'll get the papers ready as soon as I can." Her eyes turned red, and tears welled up. "I failed my parents. I failed you, Felix. I swear I won't bring any more men home. I'll stop this kind of life. It's behind me now. I swear, I'll change. Can we start anew?"

He lightly puckered his lips, as if calculating his next move and thinking what to do with this information. I raise both of my hands and press them against my temple, I slowly drag them down against my skin in disbelief. “Nah you’re just playing me, aren’t ya? Hahahahahah. What. A. Funny. Joke.” I slap his arm between bouts of fake laughter. “Really, your imagination is unmatched. You know what I suggest? I think you should write a novel. This sounds like the plot of a really weird teen fan fiction. You would fit right in greatly.” I give him an encouraging thumbs up.