Funniest Fan Fiction Novels & Stories

"Tell me the craziest thing a fan has ever done." "Well, that came out of nowhere." I chuckled, grateful for the distraction. As I turned to pull her into my lap, she straddled me, her dark hair kissing her chin and shoulders, taunting the living hell out of me. "Let's see, the craziest thing was when a fan broke into my trailer and stole just my jeans and black boxers, nothing else."

Later, I changed the sheets to gray. Sophia kept talking, unaware. "So if your fiance couldn't even handle pink sheets, maybe he didn't love you enough." The cup burned my fingers. I almost dropped it. I tried to smile. "Maybe he didn't." The room went quiet. Sophia looked confused, but Luca's voice turned cold before she could ask. "Or maybe he came back and found out the woman waiting for him hadn't waited at all." My breath caught. Sophia frowned. "Luca, what does that mean?"

"What do you think?" Julia smiled. "You are a sadistic genius," she said. Michael pulled the blade sharply upward and Mickey screamed until Julia got sick of it and stuffed a bar towel into his mouth. She leaned over him. "Now, listen to me you fat wanker. This is just a dream, so my friend hasn't really cut off your tiny little dick. Thing is, when you wake up, it'll be just like he has. You won't be able to get it up, and I doubt you'll have much interest in sex anyway."

“Yeah, like your old buddy, Jocelyn, who's true love is nextdoor and, as a matter of fact, goes for dates every single day in her dream world, a.k.a hashtag fiction!” Still crying, Amanda was like, “Ah-ha-ha-ha!” to “Mu-ha-ha-hah!” then, “Gosh, that is so funny. . . I mean, sorry I'm laughing!” “I'm really happy I have a psycho for a bestie,” said Joce, rolling her eyes which only seemed to have fuelled the former's laughter. “Get a grip, girl! I'm starving, by the way, mind a meal?” “Bills on you, then!”

Maybe she shouldn't have mentioned the fantasies part. She wiggled her eyebrows, completely unaware that Magnus was listening intently, his fingers barely twitching against his thigh now. The pack around them held their collective breath, waiting for some reaction. Any reaction. "I used to write the most ridiculous fan fiction," Cathy continued, completely unselfconscious. "Edward and Bella? More like Edward and my imagination. I bet he'd be way less interesting in real life. Probably would just brood and play piano all day. At least werewolves seem like they know how to have fun. Do you guys have epic pack parties? I'm imagining full moon dance-offs or something."

HAHAHAHA! Well, I guess you don’t have to explain to me… your fiancé needs more explanation more than me. I got my revenge that easily. Hahaha. And another thing, why did you let your fiancé go here? You’re such fool. HAHAHA. YOU ARE A REAL STUPID @DEATH WISH Thank you for supporting my Novel! You may also read my complete Novel, (hmmm... while waiting for an update) Title: TAMING THE DANGEROUS CEO

Kane Hau Alexander's POV I stared at my phone, a ghostly smile on my face as I read my messages. “So cute.” I reacted with a laughing emoji to the fan's sticker Ethan had sent to me. It was a funny meme of me jubilating. “Naughty boy,” I muttered, smiling sheepishly. We continued chatting, and it felt like I was in another world. I laughed at all his jokes, even the ones that weren't funny. We exchanged funny fan-made stickers and photo cards, and time slowly slipped away as we chatted.

She scrolled through new edits of Kai —sweaty stage shots, the way his shirt clung to his body dancing, that intense stare. She liked a few, then went over to the comments under her latest fanfic post. Fans were going wild. “Kai is so wild in this chapter omg I bet he’s a beast in bed 😩” “Someone please give me one night with him, I’d let him ruin me” “The way he eats her out… he’s definitely that freaky irl” Lila smirked, a secret thrill running through her. She typed a quick comment: “Trust me… he’s even better in real life than you can imagine 🔥”

“This is exactly why I hate people who make such fanfics…” “Fanfics?! What are even those?!” “Just forget about that!!! That thing is gaining on us!”

Abigail and her friend, Lana, sat on the plush sofa in the living room, laughing as they chatted. "Girl, it's funny, but fan pages are annoying," Lana complained as she continued scrolling through her phone. "I don't know. I like some of my fan pages," Abigail shrugged. "Oh, not until someone gets scammed by one of those fake profiles claiming to be Abigail Hathaway," Lana pointed out. "Well, I can live with that. The real issue is the blogs and their bullshit. I found one talking about my ass expecting a baby with a secret lover-who is a married man."