Funniest Patrick Moments Novels & Stories

"However, I don't want to just be friends with you." Patricia was struck as if by lightning, as if she had heard something unimaginable; her brain went boom and she was completely stupefied. Hunter smiled, "What? Did my words scare you?" Patricia was completely flustered, stammering, "Are... are you joking with me? It's not April Fool's Day today, and this joke isn't funny at all."

The day we buried Grandpa, the sky was gray and overcast. A lot of people showed up. My friend tugged at my sleeve. "Patrick's here." I smirked bitterly. A whole month had passed since he'd run out on our wedding. I'd honestly thought he might be dead somewhere by now. His deep voice cut through the air. "I'm sorry I'm late." I slowly turned around and, with everyone watching, raised my hand and slapped him hard across the face.

Keith could not believe it, what joyous news. “Yes, she is a big ole poo too.” Patricia found what she said rather distasteful, but she was trying to fit in with the girls. Their sense of humour was a little strange to her, but she was sure she nailed it. Lincoln roared with laughter, but Keith stared at her like she had grown an extra head. “Did I say it wrong?” Patricia didn’t understand why Lincoln was laughing quiet that hard. “You tried, Mom, and I love you all the more for it.” Maggie giggled.

After Sebastian and Patrick stared at each other for what felt like hours, Sasha was sure that they were going to leap for each other’s throats anytime now. And that was why she was surprised when suddenly Patrick burst out laughing, clapping his hands for good measure. Sasha stared at him in shock as he continued to chuckle, as if he had heard the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life.

She looked away, trying to pull her shirt as it seemed to be out of order. "Mr Patrick." "You... Don't tell me I did something bad to you when... When I was drunk?" His eyes looked so tense and he sounded worried. Grace bit her lips and looked innocent. She made a sad face. Patrick hit himself, "I knew it. I shouldn't have drink so much to..." Upon seeing him so tensed up, she chuckled and said, "No, no. You didn't do anything to me. I was just teasing you." "Really?"

He looked surprised at my change in mood. "Relax man, nothing is going on." I replied with a smile. "Let's go inside" "Alright, whatever." He raised his hand in surrender as we went to the VIP lounge. * * * * * AMELIA "Geez, that guy is such a moron." Mr Patrick fumed as we crossed to the other side of the street where his car was parked. "I'm so sorry about that. He's just a nasty person." "I should have punched him in the face. Did you see the way he was smiling after he did that? I should go back in and teach him a lesson." He said angrily.

Tiara’s line would continue. Patrick was so excited that he took Audrey’s hand and opened his mouth to speak several times but could not get any words out. It was like his throat had been blocked, while tears kept streaming down his face. Perhaps due to overexcitement, old age, and also ill health, Patrick’s world went black and he fainted. “Uncle True!” Audrey supported Patrick’s limp body, pale with shock as she yelled, “Clive, quick! Call 911!” “There’s no need to send him to the hospital. Old Pat’s just too excited and had too many fluctuations in his emotions. He’s the oldest of us all and can’t take that kind of stress.”

Papa Pat cut her off. “Okay!, I have heard enough, sheesh girl. Did a rat get stuck in your throat or what?” He said. Oh my God, this is so funny and savage. She has the most horrible voice. Was she screaming or singing? I wanted to laugh so bad. My hair covered my face as I held my stomach and looked down. I laugh lowly. I hope nobody is hearing me. The biggest mistake I have ever made was looking at Anna. Her face was so red! I couldn’t hold it any longer. I burst out laughing. I held my stomach, laughing. My whole body was vibrating with laughter.

He sarcastically rolled his eyes before smirking, "Your job?" What an absolute butthead. If Patrick was a cartoon or an anime character, he would have gray smoke coming from his ears. -Or was it steam? Nah, if Patrick was indeed fictional, then it would definitely be smoke. With a look of defeat, Patrick simply threw him a frown and said, "... just do the job properly." I silently watched Patrick walk grumpily back to the restaurant. Stomping his feet along the way. I looked back at JerkAss and saw him smirking as he watched Patrick slam the glass doors shut, but he failed because of the wind and all.

Not only because of Patrick's blatant bullying but also because of the invitation without a picture of his child. Patrick laughed loudly again. Honestly, if he were someone else, Marius might have punched him by now. He was just too good at teasing. Despite opening up about his problems, all Patrick did was correct and tease him. "Wow, I wonder if you get this annoying over other things too?" he said once he caught his breath from laughing so hard.