Funny Patrick Quotes Novels & Stories

No complications. I spotted Patrick, the hospital’s senior analyst, weaving his way toward me. Fucking Patrick. If there was ever a man who embodied the term scumbag, it was him. He slept with more women than I could count and spoke about them like they were disposable the next day. It wouldn’t have surprised me if he had five illegitimate kids from our workplace alone. “Hey, Pat. What’s up?” I greeted, though I wasn’t particularly interested in conversation. “Nothing, man,” he smirked, swirling the amber liquid in his glass. “Just trying to see who I can give a ride home to my place tonight. What about you?”

Everyone at the table was so angry that Ken could joke about something like that, but they all seemed to have run short of words to use on him at that time, except for Patricia, who surprisingly had plenty of words to say. Patricia, who usually didn't speak more than five words a day, stood up and stared directly into Ken's eyes, exploding into a furious rant. "I have always known you were nothing but a joke, a foolish idiot who thinks he can play with everything. But how stupid of me to think you would at least have a limit to your foolishness. Today you just showed me and the world that you are even more stupid than I thought you were. Seriously, you think it's cool to say things of such a

"You think you can come to my house and hurt my sister just to gain favour from me??. "No sir it's not what you think l promise." Patrick said with shaky hands. "Well, you've ruined yourself. You've made a big mistake by coming here." Kel said standing up. "I know sir. I beg you to just spare me this once." Patrick begged. He hoped that maybe Kel would pity him. But instead Kel laughed. "Spare??" Kel repeated Patrick's words. "I don't think l know the meaning of that word. But Don't worry I'm sure you and my men will have a lot of fun.

' "What do you mean!? I can't understand it... it... It's just out of my understanding, you don't know the way to explain and if you cannot do a simple explanation then I can't stay here with you sir..." Patrick said and got up and started walking, 'Go, wherever you want but there's an end at the end of every path you decide to walk on, which is nowhere?' Patrick put his hand on his head and said, "Last time I asked you, aren't you making fun of me sir?" 'Do you think a joke may be long to talk about?' "I'm sure you're trying to teach me something important but believe me, I can only understand if you tell me the truth, not the riddles."

Momma snorted, "Can you see Patty with a dollar hanging out of her mouth." "You put one of those men in some grey sweatpants and have them dance around like that Channing Tatum fella, and my jaw won't hold anything except for me upright as it will be on the floor." Ms.Patty fanned her face as she spoke. "Ms.Patty, what do you know about grey sweatpants?" I said with a huge grin on my face. "Child, I'm old, but I'm not dead." Brodie's rich laughter escaped, and it was the best sound I had heard in a long time.

I asked Patrick and he laughed. "Nothing beats being with a beautiful woman especially when you think you are about to die" Patrick responded and we laughed.

“I can’t believe you managed to seduce death and escape.” Patrick smiled in that sly way of his, patting my back. “You know how charming and irresistible I am, don’t you?” he said, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Buddy, I love you, but I prefer someone else in my arms… No offense, I do think you’re quite the catch.” Laughter escaped from both of us, a mix of relief and happiness. “You’re still a fool!” I laughed, shaking my head and stepping back. “I missed your stupidity.”

“Almost feel sorry for their Alpha.” “He brought it on himself if he made her mad,” Patrick quipped. I let out a low huff and hit his back a few more times in retaliation. I couldn’t do anything, but I was determined to be the biggest pain in the backside these stupid fools had ever had the displeasure of kidnapping.

"Yo, Alex! your lady friend here keeps calling me bartender, even when she hears you say my name" "Oh, sorry Patrick, I didn't know you were going to cry. Ha!" She starts laughing and takes a sip of her water, while Patrick just nods and stares at her. "Your very pretty miss", Patrick says "Hot drunk chicks, drinking Jäger like you and your sister over there, get dragged out of this place. So, take my advice, stop drinking so you can drag your sister or your lady friend out yourself".

Do we agree? — What happened to our no- strings- attached sex? — It as just became exclusive sex. —Patrick, I don't do boyfriends. I don't like serious relationships. —I won’t pretend this one to be, I'll try to make you laugh three times an hour. —But Patrick, what about... —I'll explain everything later, now get naked and put on those blue heels I bought you, I know you liked them very much, so I’mm looking forward to fucking you while you wear them.