Funniest Romance Novels & Stories

"What are you doing here without having a place to stay?" I roll my eyes. "My car broke down. And before that, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me." He chokes on his drink and starts laughing. "What’s so funny?" I ask, shocked. "You sound like a mess. Broken car, cheating boyfriend... it’s like a romantic comedy script." "It’s not funny." "Yes, it is." He smiles, and suddenly I’m not sure if I want to slap him or kiss him. I grab the glass and take a sip.

Rose Laughed inside their mind knowing it was going to be a little funny. “Crazy is as crazy does…I think you’re crazy just because you’re with me…or I’m with you….Either way it’s just the saaame…just as true…think you’re maybe a little bit mad to love somebody who may be just a little bit bad” She smirked and did a seductive dance for Romero for a moment

“Are you seriously going to argue about this in front of me?” Romeo didn’t stop. “Spell hottiest? I-V-A-N.” Rose screamed, “Spell hottiestest, ” “Oh, rude!” our coworkers laughed. “Rose is really bad. Even here, when our coworkers tease us.” We all burst out laughing. I missed this, the silly laughter over nothing. We talked for hours, and the noise in the department got louder. Romeo started telling me stories from our last clubbing night, how Ashley tried to seduce him and then texted saying she wanted to commit suicide because she was so disgusted.

She gave a small smile and mouthed a thank you to him. They all started to talk and joke around as they had dinner. Soon, the conversation was just between Roman and Rose as they both giggled and flirted with one another. You couldn't deny the chemistry between them. "The guy asked if I was a funny person and I nodded. I don't crack the best jokes but I know for a fact that I'm funny. He mentioned he's funny too and then he goes, since we're both funny, how about we funicate. He actually meant fornicate." She shook her head, getting angry all over again. "What sort of horrible pick up like is that?" Rose was telling him the worst pickup line that had ever been used for her.

“We could even collect cats! Oh, Asshole would love that! We could start a cat farm—” His expression twisted with genuine distaste. “I take it back. Fuck me, I’ll just die single.” “Wait, wait, hold on… ” He paused mid-pushup to eye her suspiciously. Fighting back a smile with everything she had, she asked, “You watch rom-coms?” He narrowed his eyes to slits and sniffed haughtily. “I’ll have you know, rom-com is the most elite of all movie genres.” Unable to hold it in any more, she burst out laughing. By the time it died down, she felt better, lighter, as though a bit more of the stress and tension she’d been carrying for days had been released.

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”

"It's not funny. Imagine your husband hanging your genitals on the wall for the whole world to see?" "I think it's romantic." "Romantic is when he flies you to Paris. Romantic is when he books the whole restaurant for your first date. Romantic is when he plans a picnic on a sunny Saturday. Romantic is when he cooks your favorite food." She says. "Romantic is not that hideous painting. If that is what you young people call romantic, then romance is dead." Caleb Hunt comes flying down the stairs, wearing simple jeans and a blue sweater. "Honey, I can hear you."

He got off from me . " You sure know how to turn a man off" with that he left me half naked on his bed. What did I do? ****** "Samantha you don't tell a man all those things and especially the ones you like" " Well it not my fault,I was surprised to see some fat in his belly" she bust out laughing hard holding her chest as if she was in some kind of pain. I went to her house after what happened between Romeo and I. I need some good advice.

Paige questioned, "Why aren’t you saying anything? Is it because the woman who admired you is now with someone else, and you're feeling uneasy? Isn't that how it's portrayed in TV dramas? When a woman pursues you relentlessly, you find it annoying. When she finally turns to someone else, you feel uncomfortable. "In reality, you've long grown accustomed to her pursuit, unwittingly falling in love with her. It's just that you never realize your feelings until she's gone. This is a classic case of not appreciating what you have until it's lost." "This is why it’s best you avoid those cheesy romance dramas," Chris casually remarked. "They lack substance and only lead to overthinking. Whatnots wi

Hunter laughed when he opened the door to the room, a laughter that echoed with a hint of mischief. “I think you're going to hate this.” I approached, and upon seeing the interior, I understood the reason for Hunter's laughter. The room was a disconcerting blend of exaggerated romance, filled with details that only a love-struck couple could appreciate. Swan-shaped towels, rose petals carefully scattered on the bed, and soft lighting contributed to the intimate atmosphere. However, Hunter and I were far from being a couple.