Funniest Romance Novels & Stories

I needed a lovey-dovey movie that was going to stick in his head for a very long time. He sighed, but sat next to me, long legs stretching out as he crossed his arms. The movie started, and I could already tell he was uncomfortable. Every time a ridiculous romantic moment happened, he stiffened. At one point, when the main couple got caught in the rain and dramatically confessed their love, I heard him mutter under his breath, "Unbelievable." I bit my lip to stop myself from laughing. The funniest part? Despite all his complaining, Noah never once got up to leave.

"It's not funny. Imagine your husband hanging your genitals on the wall for the whole world to see?" "I think it's romantic." "Romantic is when he flies you to Paris. Romantic is when he books the whole restaurant for your first date. Romantic is when he plans a picnic on a sunny Saturday. Romantic is when he cooks your favorite food." She says. "Romantic is not that hideous painting. If that is what you young people call romantic, then romance is dead." Caleb Hunt comes flying down the stairs, wearing simple jeans and a blue sweater. "Honey, I can hear you."

He got off from me . " You sure know how to turn a man off" with that he left me half naked on his bed. What did I do? ****** "Samantha you don't tell a man all those things and especially the ones you like" " Well it not my fault,I was surprised to see some fat in his belly" she bust out laughing hard holding her chest as if she was in some kind of pain. I went to her house after what happened between Romeo and I. I need some good advice.

Paige questioned, "Why aren’t you saying anything? Is it because the woman who admired you is now with someone else, and you're feeling uneasy? Isn't that how it's portrayed in TV dramas? When a woman pursues you relentlessly, you find it annoying. When she finally turns to someone else, you feel uncomfortable. "In reality, you've long grown accustomed to her pursuit, unwittingly falling in love with her. It's just that you never realize your feelings until she's gone. This is a classic case of not appreciating what you have until it's lost." "This is why it’s best you avoid those cheesy romance dramas," Chris casually remarked. "They lack substance and only lead to overthinking. Whatnots wi

They started poked around my room, making fun of my movie choices on the laptop. "Wait a minute," Mark said, pointing at the screen. "You guys watched The Fast and the Furious? Just the two of you? In the dark?" "It was on the recommended list," I muttered. "Man, look at this," Swiss laughed, nudging Mark. "They’ve got the food, the movies, the matching pajamas... You guys are like an old married couple. You traded Chloe in for a defender?" The room went cold. I felt Jax go stiff behind me.

She slammed the phone onto the bed and sat down, gripping her hair tightly. “Do you want to live happily with Lucas? Oh, don't hope for it. I won't let it happen, Velia!” Sandra wiped her face. The anger that overwhelmed her transformed into something else. It was strange, but she started laughing. “I won't allow you to live happily with my son, Velia. No! Because I know you'll only hurt Lucas in the end.” The laughter continued. Sandra summoned memories from the past, and a flash appeared, causing a tear to fall from the corner of her eye.

, he said as he looked at me, a little bit of resentment still on his face. “ Oh, so you are the dramatic type?”, I asked, trying to lift the mood. “ It's not being dramatic, it's being romantic. Why am I even telling you that? You'd never understand, would you? You're not the romantic type”. “ Says who? Even the students at your school will vote me as the most romantic man that ever lived”, I said sarcastically and we both laughed. My heart skipped a beat - Hunter laughed, genuinely, because of me?

Kingsley teases her in a quiet, personal tone. There is a pause, and then he continues, “I want to be the person who makes you laugh and smile. I want to make you feel appreciated.” As Louisa listens silently, tears prick at the corners of her eyes. She responds, "I'd want that too," in a voice that is just above a whisper. The morning sun creeps into Louisa's chamber as they speak, bathing everything in a warm glow. Louisa has the impression that she is waking up to a brand-new world—one that is full of passion and romance and in which she and Kingsley are together.

“And that woman... you said she looked like you and claimed to be my wife?” Darcy, wrapping her arm around his, pretended to be sweet and angry at the same time. “Yeah. She even made me call you. But the number she gave me wasn’t even yours. I’m your girlfriend; how could I not recognize your number? What’s even worse is that the number probably belongs to one of her sugar daddies, and I couldn’t even get through. Isn’t that hilarious?” Felix’s world crumbled. He couldn’t even bring himself to laugh.