Funniest Romance Novels & Stories

She exchanged it for a beer from her refrigerator and settled onto her sofa in oversized pajamas, seeking comfort in anonymity. The romantic comedy she selected promised mindless entertainment, but fate seemed determined to mock her choices. The film’s climax featured a grand gesture of love, the male protagonist racing through rain-soaked streets to declare his feelings before it was too late. As the couple embraced on screen, tears began sliding down Lavinia’s cheeks with quiet persistence.

“She’s also fiesty and fiery and did everything I told her not to.” I couldn’t help but smile. Terzo, the mafia, was in love and married to the love of his life. I didn’t meet this kind of person every day. “Why are you smiling?” Spade’s amused voice and his grasp on my thigh caught my attention. I looked at him. “Don’t you see it? It’s romantic. It’s a good plot for a N*****x movie.” “See?” Terzo looked at the couple. “I saw it coming. I just didn’t think it would be sooner.”

“When I fell in love with plain Jane.” It would have been a romantic scene, but this retard guy chortled at his own statement. Ever since the ‘high school’ incident, my bond with Judiel and Mirajane grew stronger. So strong that we were able to laugh at this kind of joke when others would think of it as a ‘below the belt’ pun. We became more comfortable and confident that this won’t be a reason for us to start a fight. “So, what are we planning to do?” I asked after laughing with them.

How I met him was quite a meet-cute, never have I been in a relationship this passionate. He was everything and supported me, he gave me all I ever asked for. Since I first met him at the club, where I turned from a waitress to a striper, he had always hovered around me. He made me felt special, I could see his love for me in his eyes. We never had any problems, just small irrelevant arguments. I have been dreaming about the day he would propose to me, to be sincere, I have never been this patient in my life.

“Oh, you’ve changed your attitude? Matthew, don’t scare me. I would rather believe that pigs could climb trees than you being genuine about this relationship!” “Just you wait. I’ll prove to you guys that my feelings are more authentic than a pearl!” “Oh, I’m so scared! Mrs. Henderson, I was joking just now. Mr. Henderson has always been a loyal partner. There aren’t any rumors of him cheating on his girlfriend. He’s the most loyal man in the world.” Everyone in the room burst out in laughter after that sentence. Matthew’s face reddened. He then punched that guy. “Do you believe that I’ll kick you down from upstairs?!”

"I mean because the man I want you to marry is the one you love and love you but instead of that... you ended up marrying me. Your one and only gay best friend." "Rather than me marrying that Owen! It's better that I marry you. Don't you want to?" "Of course, you're better off, you're not toxic like the other girls and boys there! Then if we live together in the same house, we won't have any problems." "I thought about that too! And when we find the one, the one we were meant to be, we can get divorced right! Isn't easy??" I smiled at him. "Yes, it is!" How many times did we catch up and laugh?

I tell her as I shove more into my mouth. She smiles, "Told you." "You love comedy films do you?" I asked while putting another fries on my mouth. She nodded before turning her head back to me and asked. "Dont you? It gives me good vibes when I feel down.” "Comedy movies are good. But romantic flicks are the best." Lindy laughs, “I didn’t know you were into that.” “I love sappy romantic films.” “Doesn’t it bore you?” “Not really, no.”

He hums. I continue speaking. “You know, almost the same thing happens in every romantic movie. Still, it’s just so…perfect. The whole meetcute, love at first sight, enemies to lovers, fake relationships. All those cliche troupes are the best. I just can’t get enough of them.” I continue talking. “Then something silly and inconsequential happens and they have a big fight.” Ronan mumbles.

“Take the armchair. I’ll sit in my office chair. I mostly do anyway. It’s all broken into the contours of my arse.” They watched a romance movie, drinking wine and eating cake until they both had to undo the top button of their jeans. The movie was stupid, Aislen thought sourly as she watched the hero risk his life racing with his best friend through heavy traffic in order to make it to the airport in time to take the heroine in his arms and kiss her passionately, convincing her not to leave. Real men weren’t like that, she knew from experience. In real life he would have called her and told her to stop causing trouble, and then never called back again… and probably would have f-ked his best

“I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.” Austin snorted. ‘Well, you’re better at coffee than that,’ he replied, all seriousness and a hint of sarcasm, he added. The old pair shared a laugh not seeing the sharp barbs thrown at them. Maria giggled. “You both have the mast experience of married, and make everyone else laugh.” George chuckled. I think you two do have chemistry. Austin and Sara shared a glance, and their smiles covered the awkwardness underneath. Amid the tongue-lashes, their supposed tale of romance elicited laughs around all ears.