Funniest Supernatural Quotes Novels & Stories

My eyes widen in shock as I glance at him to see if he's joking or not. "A...A...witch" He stares at me with amusement dancing around his eyes. "Yes, you didn't really think we were the only supernaturals in the world, right?" I gave him a look that said, "Duh," like, how was I to know there were other supernatural people like them? Orpheus laughed, taking hold of my hand and giving it a light squeeze. "Don't worry your pretty head about it now; that's another discussion for the day."

He sits in quiet contemplation for what feels like forever before he finally puts his empty cup on the table and looks me dead in the eye and says, “the only logical reason I can place, and given the unkind suggestions the voices have tried to encourage you to perform… that you have some demonic spirits attached to you.” “I’m sorry, what?” Jay laughs out awkwardly. “Spirits? Demons? I’ve never seen either of those in my life. They are just excuses humans always used to blame anyone not like them, for their bad luck.” For him to say something like that, makes me feel less bad about not believing Bucky fully just yet myself. However, with how wise the Sorcerer is, I know better than to say a w

She is not at all a good listener; rather, she embodies the type of person who laughs when they are nervous. Dark: Maybe I should put it this way: do you believe in witches, vampires, ghosts, wolves, and other shifters? Juicy J: When my grandmother was still alive, she always told me that if you want to see witches and other things that the human eye is not able to see, you should put dog boogers in your eyes. You will see everything, but you might not be normal again, as you will see the unseen. I don’t know how accurate that statement is, but I do believe that the naked eye is incapable of perceiving everything that exists in the atmosphere.

When I turned back around, I noticed a new note pinned to the table. It was the same familiar handwriting, but the strokes seemed to carry a hint of chill this time. "Squanderer." I froze, then started laughing out loud. So this ghost couldn't just cook—she was also a thrifty, budget-conscious woman. I liked that. I immediately grabbed a pen and wrote back, "Sorry, Ivy. I was just joking. From now on, let's stick to regular dishes. I won't bring up such ridiculous things anymore." I made sure to apologize sincerely.

Her desperation was palpable, overshadowing Christian’s ominous revelation. Christian sighed deeply, shaking his head as his hands fidgeted with unease. “When we spoke, she mentioned her remaining light,” he explained, his voice cracking. “She used it—to save me from that place.” His lips tightened into a thin line, his expression pained. “Since Samantha disappeared, something strange started happening to me. I started seeing—d-dead people.”

That’s actually cute. I nearly choke on my smile that risks slipping out of my control as my mind forces the word that is normally not part of my vocabulary out of my brain. “Reincarnation is just a silly rumor. Just like the angels. Made up by humans too scared to face nothingness,” I say annoyedly before adding in a murmur, “Lucky idiots.” “Maybe,” she counters happily. “But how lucky are the idiots who find a Beloved.”

He insulted, “What the hell are you? How dare you ask us to apologize to you? What f*cking era is this? Do you know about high technology? Do you know anything about thermal weapons? How could you still believe in things like taming seance? “I mean, you guys are also here today for the Juan Yates and Tyr Summers group. I have a word of advice for you all. None of your supernatural means will work here. You guys better scram! In case, you all will wet yourself in the battle later.” “Muahahahaha...” All of those mercenaries laughed out loud. But, of course, they were atheists, and they had also survived the battlefield bloodbath. So, as expected, they did not think highly of this group of sham

Jason spoke calmly. "Are there truly any spirits or ghosts in this world?" Jessica asked in disbelief. Jason was dumbfounded to see this intelligent woman's shocked expression. "Who knows, I've never seen it anyway. It's all just a matter of faith, I guess! Perhaps there's actually a ghost following you every single day, but you just never saw it." Jason smiled. "Ah!" Jessica screamed and felt chills down my spine. She then realized that Jason was only teasing her after seeing his amused gaze. She grunted uncontrollably, "You are a terrible person."

Having heard that, Queen Miranda burst out in her cynical, ironic as well as taunting laughter. “So funny and hilarious! There’s no any supernatural power like that! Even if there were any supernatural power like that, we definitely wouldn’t use it to your daughter, who’s merely a human-girl. Do you think I really agree with my prince son’s love relationship with your human-daughter? Just because my son has been involved with a human-girl like your daughter, not having any other better choices, I’m also forced to have contacts as well as communications with humans, the weakest creature in the whole universe and thus that’s made myself become a laughing stock throughout the whole demons-realm

He was abruptly interrupted. "I know what a parapsychologist is, thank you. The study of the unknown," Vivian interjected, displaying her knowledge. The British man smiled, his eyes fixed on Vivian. "Of course you do. Well, you see, I believe so much in the existence of the supernatural world and its incredible creatures like werewolves and vampires. But I haven't been fortunate enough to come across one before. Anyone who has encountered them must be really special," he said, his voice filled with longing.