Novel & Cerita Funniest Supernatural Quotes

Frost asks. Crazy Harry shrugs, and his beard quivers with the motion. “Don’t rightly know. I’ve never seen it.” I thank Harry for his time, then we leave him sitting on the ground, smoking his joint while the ducks swim leisurely nearby. Malix falls into step beside me. “Are we seriously listening to the crazy guy?” “Yes, we’re listening to the crazy guy,” I say, rolling my eyes. “Not all crazy people are crazy. Sometimes, they just know things they’re not supposed to know and other humans don’t believe them. You’re a supernatural creature. You should know that.”

“Excuse me sir, could you repeat what you just said?” “My best friend’s ghost is in my house and it is laughing at me. I think it wants to kill me. Send help please, I don’t wanna die “Sure thing, sir. Wait a minute let me ask my grandmother for the Ghostbusters number or maybe I’ll get R.L. Stine to look into it, maybe one of his books has an explanation..” “What? This is not a joke, I’m serious” “Have a nice day, sir.” The line went dead.

Books and science have proven that the existence of the supernatural was impossible. “From where I’m standing, you should be terrified to hell,” She replied, her voice smooth and disconcerting. “Hell, you should even be pissing your pants over this right now.” Willow added. “And why should I?” Russell scoffed, taking another swig from his beer bottle.

this may be a fateful twist but by the gods I have been kissed sorry but your aim, it missed I know that I look a witch as I move my nose & give a twitch but my dear, I pulled a switch I raise my hands, I curse your words as spirits cry, my voice, is heard I bind you here, your soul I gird, I cast a spell, hogtie your feet take a bite, it's really sweet yes my dear please have a treat do you mind, if I have a seat? I call my spoon, my kettle stirring, as he speaks, the words are spurring, I laugh aloud, as kitty's purring, supernatural events, occurring, as caldrons bubble, broomsticks fly, & Frankenstein went walking by, his Mummy gives a wistful sigh, Your look of shock, a priceless one, l

So if you find a fountain near a sundial somewhere around the Engineering building grounds, try to avoid making wishes on it during a full moon. Especially if you don't want to go home with a special friend. After all, studying also works. ++++++++++ To those who have always thought that the paranormal and the supernatural always offer the best solutions to everything... It really all depends on how much you can take. With that reminder, this is your friendly Diwata saying farewell from the Supernatural Spa. Until next time...

Rita, however, leaned forward slightly, her eyes lighting up. “Wait,” she said. “What do you mean by supernatural?” I shrugged lightly. “You know… humans turning into beasts… vampires… witches…” Mat scoffed. “Movies,” he said. “Stories. Nothing real.” Rita shook her head quickly. “I believe,” she said. Everyone turned to her. “You believe?” Mat repeated, clearly amused. “Yes,” she said confidently. “Not everything, but some things? Definitely.” Mat leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms.

“Oh. So if I want a pudding, all I smell is that?” He nodded, leaning forward on the table. “Yes.” “When you said other paranormal,” My thoughts went to Connor and Reed. “Did you mean fairies, vampires, ghosts, satyr and werewolves?” All the people in the room audibly gasped and turned their heads to our table, fear written on their faces. I looked around nervously and flinched. Uncle Al shot out of his seat. “Sorry about that,” he chuckled then said, “there are no Forbidden here.”

So this isn't his first rodeo. "I think I'm an alright person. It depends on who you ask, though." I give him a little wink, and he laughs, "How many of these have you been to?" "This is my sixteenth time attending." Wow. I don't know why I expected a lower number. "So, you've met quite a few humans then, huh? I've never met a supernatural." He cringes. "We do not like being called *supernaturals*. We prefer being called *mystical*. Supernatural suggests we are abnormal, and it desensitizes us. We are just as natural as mortal beings." I feel embarrassed.

For a moment, I couldn’t believe what I had just heard because I hadn’t expected it at all, not from Charlie who never even hinted at knowing about the supernatural. “Don’t you dare give me that, I know you know what these are—or you’ve at least suspected! Vitamins my ass!” “Wait wait wait—you—you know?” “…Now I see where the disconnect is,” Charlie groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose before sighing. “Yes, I know about the supernatural. Moving on.” “No! No ‘moving on!’ How?!”

Amber snapped at the exact same time Cassandra yelled, “She crushed my phone!” The headache that had been forming earlier exploded into full force. “And attacking each other, fighting with your claws out, seemed like the best solution?” My voice dropped to that dangerous level that made people step back. “Because in your clearly idiotic-induced brains, you have forgotten that people cannot find out that the supernatural exists. And it is very clear that the people here are humans.” “I—” Amber started.