Supernatural Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

“You are funny.” I narrowed my eyes at her. “I am also traumatized. I almost got eaten by wolves. I fell off a cliff. I ran through ghost trees. I saw dead people walking like they were on a normal stroll. And now I am talking to a naked stranger. So yes. I am funny. It is a coping mechanism.” She laughed. Actually laughed. Which annoyed me. “You think this is funny?” I demanded. “Yes.” “This is not funny. This is the worst day of my life.”

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“ He won't find you here, trust me” ‘“ how do you know that? “ “ I know we've lost our powers and all , but this is still a supernatural land, bound by an ancestral force from the past, anyone with bad intentions can't get past our bond” “ Well that's comforting, “ I smiled. She smiled back and went back to whatever she was doing. I waved at Indila and Khan and went back to the room given to me by Uriel. She sat humming a tune and braiding her hair. I took a seat beside her.

Listening to that nonsense, Conan coughed to warn Shadow from spouting nonsense but Sabrina chuckled loudly. The sound of Sabrina’s laughter echoed through the whole room. It was the first sincere laugh coming from Sabrina. The rest of them could only stare at them with uttered confusion yet stayed silent. “You are still the same, sister.” Sabrina wiped off the tears that rolled down her cheek. “It means, you still remember. Good.” “Will never forget. It was so iconic that my brother put the quote on the bedroom’s wall.” “Wait… you have a brother?” Samuel questioned her with big round eyes.

"Stop making fun of me already, will you?" "Whatever makes you think I'm doing that?" "Everything! You all are! I'm not an idiot. And this prank isn't funny anymore. So quit it already." She was getting agitated now. That was better than the hysterical laughter, but only marginally. "It's not a prank, Ivy. It's the truth." Ivy shook her head, not ready to believe me. "No, it's not. Supernatural creatures exist only in shows and movies, everyone knows that. You're not going to fool me."

I countered, "I actually do think I'm senile sometimes. I have weird dreams and think of weird things; I've even met the grim reaper a few times. I think I'm way past senile, don't you think?" I heard laughter after my rant; was he laughing at me? How's the grim reaper capable of producing such a cute & gentle laugh? He was beyond rude, but blessed with cute laughter. "That's wasn't me; I don't laugh. Laughing doesn't suit my line of work. That was my scythe." "Quit reading my mind! How do I shut you out?" I paused, "Wait, your scythe can laugh?" My eyes bulged at the craziness I was experiencing. This was beyond the norm. As I was thinking of this abnormality, an orange smoke appeared.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

He froze. "You-. can-. See-. Me-. Right? Kiikikikik." He thinks this is the end of his life that he always longed for, but still, it's pathetic if he dies due to a paranormal experience like this. As he accepted his destiny, he heard chuckles from various directions. “Pfft-haha. Hahahahaha." “Hahahaha Havi, you are funny!” “Did you catch it on camera? His face is so tense! You're nuts, dude! Ha ha ha ha!" Clement laughed so hard that he even clutched his stomach.

I asked quickly, my gaze darting through the shadows, trying to catch any movement. ‎River froze for half a second. ‎ ‎Then he burst out laughing out Loud and Unrestrained. ‎ ‎I blinked at him, confused. “What’s funny?” ‎ ‎“You,” he said between laughs. “You’re funny, Seraphina. ‘Blood-sucking demon’?” ‎ ‎I rolled my eyes, a small smile slipping through. “What was I supposed to call them?” ‎ ‎He smirked. “Well… they are blood suckers.” ‎

I threw a shadow sickle at the Dark Fae, which effectively decapitated it. Was this really the time for jokes? We were literally in the middle of fighting for our lives. ‘You’re such a bore. It’s always the time for a good joke.’ He scoffed at me. I sighed, knowing that he would not give in until I followed through with this. ‘Fine. Who’s there?’ ‘Fire up.’ I tilted my head, trying to anticipate where this might be going. Knowing him, it could literally be anywhere. ‘Fire up who?’ ‘Fire up the grill because we’re in the middle of a motherfucking BBQ!’