Funny Alastor Novels & Stories

“Or are you just wanting to flirt? I can leave you alone if that is the case.” ‘ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?,’ my wolf barks, piercing his claws into the walls of my mind, triggering my eyes to close shortly, before I can subdue the pain and force them to open again. I really don’t want to seem like the creep here. “Oh,” General Alastor laughs in an annoying manner, and I scrunch up my face. “No, no. I was meaning to come and pick you up to show you the newest results of our investigation.”

Something about his frantic facial worried expression tugged at the part of me that enjoyed riling him up. “She just will. Give her more days. Her system’s already starting to purge itself and whatever intimate moments you both had? Won’t have an effect on her.” He stared at me like I’d just told him the moon was made of cheese. I smiled. “Nothing funny.” he barked. “You think this is funny? Georgia’s been unconscious for a days, and you’re here playing riddles like some smug bastard!” I didn’t flinch. “She’ll be fine, Kael. Trust me.”

He was only able to remove his hands when I started laughing so hard that I couldn't concentrate. “Fuck!" He exclaims, touching his bleeding arm. “What a piece of art," I respond, as I pretend to admire the wound I just gave him. “You fucking asshole, you animal." He hisses. “You are too fucking loud. You're gonna wake my sleeping beauty up." I grin teasingly. “You mean the frog princess?" I show him my middle finger, and he returns the gesture. “I can't believe she slept through the noise," Caleb states, staring at Alena like she's an alien.

Still, I forced my face to remain calm. "You are a sick, crazy, paranoid beast." I looked away from him, but he chuckled, and somehow that was worse than if he'd laughed. "Yes, I may be sick and perverted at times, and I admit I can get fucking crazy when people cross me, but..." He moved so fast that one second he was sitting across from me and the next he was beside me. My body recoiled automatically, and Alastor growled because he didn't like that. He never liked when my body remembered what my mind already knew.