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Wolf

Wolf

My eyes were blurred while Kari grabbed my shoulders and shook me. "Holy shit! Danny are you okay!?" She yelled over something. It sounded like sobbing. Was I crying? Sure enough, I was choking on my tears. She hugged me and pulled me away from the door. I focused on my breathing and tried to compose myself. Alastor was not happy, to say the least. He was growling, snarling, and snapping at everyone that wasn't me. But what matters is that he's in the holding cell and I'm still alive. Once I stopped crying, I walked toward the holding cell. Alastor was sitting in the back corner, glaring at everyone till his eyes landed on me. A look of determination flashed in his eyes. But it was gone mere
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Alpha's regret: Omega's second chance

Alpha's regret: Omega's second chance

A deep voice spoke, and I froze. I turned my face to the side to see a man, staring out the window, his back to me. He was tall, blonde hair brushed back, and long sleeve shirt that hugged his body tightly. But what caught my attention was his physique— he looked oddly familiar, even though his voice was not. "Who are you?" I managed to ask. "How long have you been here? Why am I drugged?" I heard him laugh, and the sound send chills down my spine. "How many questions do you have for me, sweetheart?" Now he turned sideways. "If you must know, I am Alastor."
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A Slave To Submit [Alpha + Omega Romance]

A Slave To Submit [Alpha + Omega Romance]

‘A win for you is a win for me,’ Juanzo was saying, ‘We can’t let that blond prick win. ‘Agreed.’ Derith replied. In the next instance, there wasn’t just one Hind, but four. ‘What the fuck?!’ Alastor growled, his head whipping around, trying to keep track of the true Hind as the copies zipped back and forth. In his state of confusion, a puff of fire billowed into his face. Letting out a yelp, he dropped down on his belly and flattened his ears. He cringed as heat seared along his back. Juanzo pinned him by the scruff of his neck before he could recover.
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Falling for my Fae Captor

Falling for my Fae Captor

I should be annoyed by his manhandling, but I was impressed by the way he could just pick me up and toss me around wherever he wanted. Alastor plodded away from the now abandoned campsite and toward the road, as faithful and predictable as a machine. There was something expressive about his face though, that made me love the creature. It seemed like he had his own opinions and ideas about what was happening, but he kept those opinions to himself. "Any news from the Water Court, at least?" Fynn asked. It was a weak attempt at conversation, but I appreciated it.
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Tempting Uncle Alaric

Tempting Uncle Alaric

I nearly dropped my glass. "Can't sleep?" Alaric was standing there, a tumbler of amber liquid in his hand. He had stripped off his suit jacket and tie, the top buttons of his white shirt undone. He looked less like the untouchable CEO and more like the man I used to watch from the stairs when he visited my father. "The room is a bit quiet," I said, my voice barely a whisper. I focused on filling my glass from the dispenser, my hands trembling just enough for the ice to clink against the rim.
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Descent

Descent

She raised an eyebrow, looking both confused and annoyed, “…If you come willingly then it wouldn't be considered a kidnapping.” Alastor cracked out laughing. What the fuck, why is his mate so funny? She's so cute too and this amount of cuteness in one person shouldn't be even legal! He stumbled a bit as he clumsily tried to wrap an arm around her shoulders–the next thing he knew, he ended up in her arms, still laughing, “You're so funny, Winters and... and so cool, like... so chill. You're so fucking chill and it's unfair because you're so perfect...”
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THE UNSUBMISSIVE LUNA: THE RISE OF THE SHEWOLVES

THE UNSUBMISSIVE LUNA: THE RISE OF THE SHEWOLVES

My mate slapped my ass, and the crowd went wild. “Please don't,” I yelled. “Take your clothes off, Dennis,” Alastor ordered. “No, Alpha, he's just a boy,” Fitzroy begged, grabbing onto Alastor's hand. Alastor's eyes darted to where Fitzroy's hand was. “HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME, YOU FILTHY SCUM!.” Venom, Alastor's wolf was at the forefront. I couldn't look, so I closed my eyes. Unfortunately, I couldn't do the same with my ears.
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Family Secrets (Book 2 The Silver Dragon Series

Family Secrets (Book 2 The Silver Dragon Series

“Not so fast.” We look up and see Alastor in his human form. He has a malicious grin as I see his eyes turn red. He is going to cook us alive. As he prepares to throw a fireball at us he is struck in the shoulder with an ice spear. He growls and glares at Maliyah. “Wait your turn my dear niece.”
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BEYOND THE DARKNESS: The Alpha's Little Witch

BEYOND THE DARKNESS: The Alpha's Little Witch

I asked as we neared the packhouse. “No. Lucius and I had to go to the depths of hell to get energy for our demons. We can’t slack off because Alastor might just pop up out of nowhere.” “I honestly think Alastor is nothing but a weak man. He was just lucky that he was a demon and had these other capabilities. But he needs to work on his tactics. All his plans just backfired on him.” “Be careful with your words. You don’t want to teach him what he needs to learn.”
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Jesse Dayton
This is another great book to add to the "DARKNESS" series. Althea and Blades' story is a great story A strong FL and ML but together they're unstoppable The story shows such love, growth, loyalty, and trust The ending is different from her usual ones but I like it. You should read the entire series
Audrey Coulombe
Into The Darkness Saga is a series that I appreciate a lot from this author. It’s a little darker, but the events are always unexpected and original. This third book doesn’t disappoint! Of course we knew from the start that it was going to end in HEA, as all of Cassandra’s books do, but the road to
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Alastor from 'Hazbin Hotel' is a riot—his dark humor and chaotic energy are pure gold. One moment that cracks me up every time is when he casually sips tea while discussing murder like it's weather talk. The contrast between his cheerful demeanor and the horrific content is just chef's kiss. Then there's that iconic 'Oh, deer!' pun when he impales someone with antlers. The way he relishes wordplay while being utterly terrifying is peak comedy.

Another gem is his radio broadcast where he nonchalantly announces an upcoming massacre like it's a jazz concert. The cheerful jazz hands paired with bloody chaos? Hilariously unsettling. Alastor’s humor isn’t just about jokes; it’s his entire vibe—a smiling nightmare who treats apocalypse-level violence like a game show. That’s what makes him unforgettable.

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