Funny Barney Pictures Novels & Stories

I tried to hide my laughter but damn I couldn’t, I can’t lie to Barbara, that son of a bitch actually looks like a son of a bitch. "You’re lying ain’t you?" She asked Busted!! "Uhm…You’re right, what were you thinking, he looks like bad news." "He is bad news and now bed, oh lord, he is fucking great, he is holy, freaking, dripping, he is…" "Please stop, I think I have heard enough." I cut her off "Whatever, let’s get some drinks and then show those fuckers how to dance." She called on the bartender and he approached us in seconds.

'Barney's a dinosaur —' 'Save it.' Came the curt reply from Taissa. 'I'm being serious here.' Naima stared at her funny. 'I don't know what I said wrong, Mommy.' She shrugged. 'Barney and Friends is the TV show we watch in the evening.' Taissa frowned remembering the lyrics of the song had been singing Yannis. 'Oh, the pink T. rex is Barney.' Naima shrugged and spooned soup into her mouth. 'Normally, one doesn't need Scooby-Doo to figure that out.'

Barney “I will explain,” I said to my daughter Marian, forcing my voice to stay steady. “What you saw earlier was nothing serious. Me, my mistresses—the she-wolves Aida, Lorna, Fe—and the guards Leo, Dean, Sam, Orlando… we were just having fun.” Marian stared at me, disbelief written clearly on her face. Her brows pulled together, her lips tightening before she finally spoke. “Fun?” she asked slowly. “An orgy is fun to you?”

I went back on my drink. I learned that from a stupid riddle. A man went inside a bar for a drink. The bartender pointed a gun straight to his face. And later on, he thanked the bartender and left the bar. And the stupid answer is because hiccups stops when you're shocked, meaning that the bartender helped him. He didn't speak afterwards. I turned on the radio, Overdrive by Conan Gray started playing, but this time, we both keep our mouth shut, and I resisted the urge to sing at the top of my lungs.

Tonight, there are not so many people inside including him and a couple of his men namely Duke and Rig. "I thought she's the bartender? Why is the person standing behind that f*cking bar is a bloated goat with a wide, weird tattoo of tweety bird on her neck." He looks like he's about to make a nuclear explosion with that face of him, he's so done and he badly wants to punch his men right now. "Bloated goat." Rig laughed like some kind of a grandpa while hitting his knee. "What the f*ck, that so funny." He even commented while shaking his head side to side.

Doc hands me pills as Barrett rushes in with a teddy bear, gummy bears and our food. "What I miss?",he smiles as Heath and Ben look at him. This shit is going to get interesting for sure.

Geez! "Pfffttt...Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" we can't help but burst out laughing. Well, who wouldn't be if they saw Clarence like this? "Hahahahahahaha what the hahahaha f*ck! Hahahaha dude, you're already old and a man. Wait, are you really a man? Because a true man will never wear underwear that has a Barbie design. You're such a gay dude, or should I call you sister? " Clyde taunts Clarence while laughing.

“Has anyone around this part of town not heard of Scaramucci, the famous, the great…The baron, marquis, lord, and, uh, duke of antiques!” Barney was visibly delighted. “Oh, you flatter me. I’m not as big of a deal as you make it out to be, okay? But…I sure earned enough to buy us a couple of drinks. Honestly, I think this is probably the last sale I’m gonna make today. We could just close shop to get an early drink now. What do you say?” “You read my mind, bro! I’m in!” Just as Barney and Dawg decided to close shop, Javier and his clock were about to reach the beginning of the street. He saw a cab standing by and decided to get in.

If she and Kingsley Can't be happy then Barbie and Mark will neither be. < THE NEXT DAY > Barbie had woken up with a slight headache , she stood up from the bed and went into the bathroom then stepped out of the bathroom soon after. These days she would wake up feeling sick and weak for no reason. She sat on the bed and picked up her phone, and a message on her phone caught her attention. An unknown person had sent her a picture of Mark and a random girl in a bar kissing and another picture of them laying down naked on the bed with a duvet on them.

He then hit the steering wheel because he thought what Stefan said made no sense at all. "What's so funny, Bara?" Stefan was disturbed by Bara's mocking laugh. "It's you. Don't you realize you've just said the absolutely impossible thing." "Impossible? What's impossible? Of course this is very possible why do you even seem to do that?" Bara then pulled over from his car and asked his friend to buy hot coffee on the side of the road. He seemed a bit lazy to come to the Paradise Night Club. Bara ordered two mochachino coffees with additional wipe cream which made it even more delicious.