Novel & Cerita Funny Broken Relationship Quotes

“And you, Jonathan, are my eternal love. I never thought I could experience such passion and intimacy with anyone.” We shared a moment of silence, basking in the afterglow of our love. But soon, a burst of laughter escaped my lips as I noticed the broken sofa nearby. “Well, it seems we’ve managed to break another piece of furniture. I hope we don’t have to replace the entire floor now.” Jonathan chuckled, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I suppose we’ll have to be more careful next time, my powerful Mia. We can’t have the entire house falling apart around us.”

"Not that I love you any less." "How do you make me so happy?", he asked in return, strongly holding me. "I would tear the world apart with my own two hands for you. Don't ask me ever again if I truly love you - I do and I'll tell you a hundred times more if I must." Then Michael softly nudged me. "You and I are a roller coaster aren't we?" "That's how relationships are", I managed a smile. "An up and down." "Miscommunication", Michael suddenly said. "Remember our first lunch date? I deducted that's the cause of a bad relationship. Why your marriage had failed."

We share the same sentiments on love and on relationships. Looking back, I still find it funny that we were both getting wasted at the same bar after breaking up with our partners last year. I could still remember him handing me a glass and telling me, "he's an ass. You were stupid to have fallen for his ass-ness." I just looked at him, smirked, and said, "I bet you didn't know she was hitting it up with somebody else, did you?"

Hailee said while playing. “You know what, I’ve been in one relationship and I thought that we will lasts because we’ve been together for four years since high school and I thought that we’re perfect and strong but look at us now, gone” I also said while playing. I continued playing while Quinn is just listening to us. She always remained quite when talking about guys or about our past. “We’re so young then and yet we’re so broken” Hailee said, “yeah, whenever I recall those times, the only thing I did is laugh at it” I said. I notice Quinn stops playing and I she looks like she’s thinking deep over something that she’s reminded about.

“Look! I’ve been there but best believe how you react to it is all that matters. The best thing you could do is to chill out and relive your mind” She didn’t say anything so he went on. “I broke up with my girl a couple of months ago. Apparently I wasn’t man enough for her. I couldn’t give her the life she wanted. I’m broke. Still I’m. She called me a powerless worm. This is someone with whom I invested 5 years with” Zara continued crying. She poured the remnant from the Hennessy into a glass from the counter gave him to drink. “To broken hearts, broken glasses and other broken things” she said as they clinked their glasses together in desolation.

"What are you doing here without having a place to stay?" I roll my eyes. "My car broke down. And before that, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me." He chokes on his drink and starts laughing. "What’s so funny?" I ask, shocked. "You sound like a mess. Broken car, cheating boyfriend... it’s like a romantic comedy script." "It’s not funny." "Yes, it is." He smiles, and suddenly I’m not sure if I want to slap him or kiss him. I grab the glass and take a sip.

I am cursing them until we all three are inside the car. “The both of you are the worst! James just broke up with his boyfriend and probably, he was still thinking about the girl. Both of you should stop already out of respect for the brokenhearted guy!” I hissed at them but they all just threw their backs and laughed like a kid. They are really entertained whenever they irritate me. “We still think that the both of you are perfect for each other!” Jill debated, “and besides, you are single. He is also single. What’s wrong?”

He told me about his feelings — how long he’d carried them, how deeply they ran, how he’d never act on them because he knew I was destined for someone else. We made a promise that night. No matter what happens, we stay in each other’s lives. No matter where I go, he goes too. No matter who my mate is, Oakley will always be my family. He was my rock long before I met Colton. And I was his. We needed each other — not romantically, not possessively, but in the way two broken souls cling to the only person who ever stayed. And as the night faded into morning, one truth settled deep in my chest:

"Have you forgotten the love stories that mother used to tell us? The best place to find a broken heart is at an abandoned place because their heart feels abandoned too." Aiden stood up at once. "I think it is time for me to go back to the pack, if you feel like staying back and talking lots of rubbish, you can. As for me, I can't tolerate your stupid sense of humor," he attacked. "I don't think you are mad at me because of what I said," she spoke. "I am not mad, I am annoyed," he answered. "Oh, I see. What are you annoyed about? The fact that I called you heart broken or the fact that I mentioned our mot...."

She whispered, on the edge of breaking down. “The irony of our situation, Gem, is that we are both broken. I am as broken and as damaged as you are, if not more. I need someone to mend me and you need someone to mend you, what better match is there than the both of us?” he moved closer to her and began rubbing his nose delicately against hers. “We are like two pieces in a puzzle, love and what do two missing pieces in a puzzle do, Gem?” he asked. “They stick together?”