Funny Broken Relationship Quotes Novels & Stories

“Love is what is insane. If a relationship is easily broken then it's not worth keeping. The man's body visibly stiffening. His eyes widened as though, just realizing something. The floating comments exploded across the air: Each audience more excited than the last. “This is going to be spicy.” “Finally some Reality TV with a sprinkle of deadlines.” “Breakups arc incoming!” “I feel terrible, my favs are so going to lose this round.” Immediately I read the last line, my stomach twisted. I mean I not entirely against destroying relationships, I don't have any, and frankly I think it's a waste of time.

As I tried to move it, to watch the writing on it, the mug slipped from my hand accidentally and smashed to pieces on the ground. For a few moments, I could only stare between my mother's name on the chit and the broken glass shards; until I managed to grab a hold of myself and started cleaning up the mess. A realisation burning in the back of my mind, as I gathered the broken pieces. Sometimes, all that's left for us to do, is collect the broken pieces. Because like things; relationships once broken can never be completely put back together in the same way, no matter what. ———————-

For me, if it's slightly cracked in our heart, our relationship has no meaning and it's broken. Today I see my broken married life. He left just like that.

“It was kind of brutal, so I'm really not interested in a relationship right now. Thanks for holding that.” “No problem. I'm sorry about the breakup. Guys suck.” Charlotte frowned and set down the statue. She chewed on her cheek for another moment. “Wanna tell me how terrible he was? It'll make you feel better. And I'm dying to talk to someone who answers relationship questions in sentences longer than 'yeah, she's hot.'”

A couple sat on a bench sharing a smoothie, looking disgustingly happy. Amber watched them, groaned, and muttered, “Ugh. People in love are so annoying.” I glanced sideways. “Says the person who’s literally in a relationship.” “Was,” she corrected immediately. I blinked. “Wait what?” Amber pretended to examine the sky. “Mm-hmm. Surprise.” “You broke up with him?” “He broke up with me,” she corrected again, kicking another pebble. “Yesterday.” I stopped walking. “Amber. Why didn’t you tell me?”

He took a deep breath and continued. "I can't take the weight of your love, I just can't. I'm getting lost on you, I feel like you'll be safe in the hands of another. I'm beyond damaged, I'm broken to the core. There are times I've felt maybe I'm not broken, just bent, but now, now I know I'm broken. Despite knowing broken things still work, I also know there's an expiry date. Broken things work till they don't."

“Tell you what. You can get rid of it and buy yourself one. But hey, you might not even need one because you and Anthony might fuck.” “Cut it out, Bridg,” I said with a tease, rolling my eyes. “Anthony and I aren’t going to fuck.” “Well, you should. You haven’t had a proper relationship since Jasper. The reason why you two broke up is unclear and you two still didn’t fuck them. Keep at it and people are going to think that your pussy has teeth.” We burst out laughing again for a long time and finally, it came to an end. Happy tears were running down my face and Bridget sounded a whole lot better.

The water sloshed, wetting my hand. The glass slipped from my hold. The sound of the broken glass penetrated our ears. I peered at the broken shards and realized it was like my relationship with Noah. It was broken and can never be fixed.

The day we go to pick out our wedding rings, I show up half an hour late trying to save five dollars on the cab fare. By the time I arrive, my boyfriend Travis White and best friend Evelyn Moon have already picked out two rings. They're too busy talking and don't even notice me standing behind them. "This 20 thousand dollar ring is your birthday present. And this 800-dollar one is for Sadie." Evelyn playfully punches Travis's arm. "Stop it! You've already been pretending to be broke to test Sadie for three years. Isn't that enough? "If you dare treat my best friend badly after getting married, you'll have to answer to me!" Travis sighs. "I checked her bank balance last night. She's o

Marley said, leaning against the edge of his desk casually, her posture relaxed but with a hint of shyness her gaze looking at the ground. “It’s just business,” Jonathan replied, attempting to rein in any sentimentality. “We’re here to make money, not friends.” “Maybe,” she countered, “but aren’t friendships often the bedrock of successful collaborations? You can’t overlook that, Mr. Blackwell.” Her words echoed in his mind, and he found himself unexpectedly disarmed. They had danced around their growing relationship for weeks, entangled in a web of mutual respect and undeniable chemistry. However, he wasn’t accustomed to letting anyone in; vulnerability was a luxury he couldn't afford.