Funny Crazy Quotes

Amethyst is a woman who loves her family so much. She has a boyfriend named Earl. Amethyst's life was simple, and it's ok with her. Until one night, she and her boyfriend, Earl, went on a date. It should be a romantic and simple date but it turns out into a nightmare! They witnessed a killing which leads Earl to die. And the master mind? Named Aivan Warren who's reckless that suddenly feel something strange when he saw Amethyst. He let Amethyst live and free but in one condition. She will do whatever Aivan wants for two months! Yes, it was totally crazy for her. But, what can she do? He's powerful and reckless. If Aivan told her to love him, can she also do that? How can she love the person who just killed her boyfriend for no reason?

Gold digger witch, a mistress bitch, a crazy selfish woman. At marami pang iba! Ito ang tawag ng mga tao sa kanya. Isang mukhang perang babae na gagawin ang lahat sa ngalan ng milyones! And she's none other than... Ainaliv Cheska Verdida na ngayon ay isa ng Gold digger single mom witch! Hindi niya inasahan na magbubunga ang isang gabi na nawala siya sa kanyang sarili at nakipag one night stand sa isang baklang Bilyonaryo! Muling nag krus ang kanilang landas. Nang lumipat siya ng trabaho at naging boss niya ang baklang Bilyonaryo na si Antonia/Antonio Miguel De Vera. Ano ang mangyayari sa muli nilang pagkikita?

Maria Everest Tolentino, a gold-medalist athlete. She's known for her skating skill. She's planning to join another international competition but everything got ruined in just one night. She was so mad at the man her father wanted her to marry. She knows that the guy wanted her virginity. As a rebel child, she's willing to share that 'trophy' with an escort para lang hindi mapunta sa lalaki. Hindi niya lang inaasahan na ibang kwarto ang napasukan niya. Ang malala pa'y kwarto ng kilalang artista.  What will happen when that mistake happened with the wrong person and in the wrong place? Naging almusal ng balita. Naging laman ng bawat diyaryo sa umaga. Ang malala pa'y nagbunga ang isang gabing pagsasama!

Nakatali sa isang nakalulungkot na tradisyon ng kanilang pamilya, si Noah, isang matapang na negosyanteng may mabigat na obligasyon sa kanyang pamilya, at si Zuzane, isang artistang naghahangad ng kalayaan mula sa mundo ng industriya, ay napilitang magkasama dahil sa Unwritten Contract. Itinuturing ni Noah na ang kasal ay isang madiskarteng hakbang upang matiyak ang kanyang mana, habang tinitingnan naman ito ni Zuzane bilang isang kulungan. Tulad ng karamihan, may mabigat na pader ang nasa pagitan ng dalawang. Isa sa nakahahadlang sa magandang pagsasama nila bilang mag asawa. Sa isang iglap ay mababago ang lahat dahil sa feelings na bigla na lang nagparamdam. May darating na blessing para sa kanilang dalawa... A Baby. Natagpuan ni Noah ang kanyang sarili na nabihag sa kakaibang pag uugali ni Zuzane, at nakita ni Zuzane ang isang kahinaan sa ilalim ng matigas na panlabas ni Noah. Habang nilalalakbay nila ang hindi pa natukoy na teritoryo ng kanilang buhay, kinakaharap nila hindi lamang ang kanilang sariling kundi pati na rin ang mga panggigipit ng lipunan na nakakulong sa kanila. Maaari bang mamulaklak ang pag-ibig sa harap ng tungkulin? O mananatili bang nakatali ang kanilang mga puso sa kanilang hindi sinasabing mga pagnanasa? The Unwritten Contract ay tungkol sa mga komplikadong pag-ibig at pagrerebelde, kung saan ang tradisyon ay sumasalungat sa pagnanasa para sa kalayaan. Muli bang isusulat nina Noah at Zuzane ang mga tuntunin ng kanilang kasunduan, o mananatili silang nakatali sa hindi nakasulat na kontrata?

Isang doktor na nahulog sa kanyang pasyente. Dinakip at sapilitang inalok ng kasal. Makatatakas pa kaya s’ya? ***** Unang araw ni Claire sa Hope Psychiatric Hospital bilang isang sikayatris nang nakawan s’ya ng halik ng kanyang pasuway na pasyente. Ang buong akala n'ya ay kaya n’yang tulungan ang pasyente sa Room 213. Ngunit nagkakamali pala s’ya dahil ang lalaki ay higit pa pala sa pagiging isang hamak na pasyente lamang. “Si—Sino ka ba talaga..” Isang ngisi ang umusbong sa mapulang labi ng lalaki habang pinagmamasdan ang nakagapos na si Claire. “Me? I’m your patient, remember?” Dahan-dahang lumapit ang lalaki sa kinakabahang doktora. “And I need you as my medicine to cure this crazy obsession of mine.”

Kiyumi Faye Sevellejo was a martyr girlfriend that stayed in a relationship without a proper commitment with her on and off boyfriend, Wynter Saavedra. Both of them engaged in lustful desires. She loved him, but she didn’t know if he felt the same way. Wynter had a hidden secret and that was having a one-night stand with his girlfriend’s best friend, Yvonne Byrante. It was a mistake, but it turned out he impregnated her making him to be a slave to do everything she wanted. Yvonne’s wicked plan to ruin the relationship of Kiyumi and Wynter intensified, especially as she was now pregnant. She would do everything to break their relationship apart. With that, she invited Kiyumi for a drink that she secretly put on aphrodisiac drugs. Accidentally, Kiyumi met a hot stranger named Hiro whom she shared with a one-night stand full of lust and pleasure. Little did she know that the hot stranger who devirginized her in a one-night stand was her boss, Almedel Hiroshi Huxton, the youngest CEO of the famous gaming company in the country that had a hidden secret for being a Psychopath. He also had a long-time secret relationship with a famous model named Solace Misty Trigueros. After a few weeks, she found out that she was pregnant, but she wasn’t really sure who the real father was. Secrets and revelations would be untold. Who was the real father of her baby? Can he take responsibility for her and the baby in the end?

Lyka is a simple woman, jolly, funny and kind-hearted. She accepted her fate when her father died. She became a nanny in her own house because of her stepmother but she never blame her father for marrying again before but now she seek freedom. One day, her cousin Kyla visited her and brought her away from her miserable life. They hang out together and even bought her every she needed. She thought, Kyla was just so good to her because they were relatives. Days passed, when Lyka heard a sudden news that her stepmother wanted to sell her to those loan sharks. She was terrified and immediately plan on escaping. She went far away even though she doesn't want to leave her younger stepbrothers. She doesn't have a choice but to go far away. On her new journey, new life, new apartment, her cousin Kyla suddenly showed and beg her to act as her proxi as a bride. She immediately said no even though they were really look alike. But things went change when Lyka knew her cousin was in dangered. She made a choice to agree with the said plan. She was anxious to meet her husband. Kyran was not fond of this kind of arrangement but force to have her beside him. Would they click with other or would it be a disaster.

Isang lalaking nagmula pa sa sinaunang panahon ang magbabalik upang hanapin ang kasagutan at ang taong nsa likod ng kaniyang kamatayan. Simula noong araw na nagising siya ay alam na niya ang kaniyang "top priority" at iyon ay hanapin ang taong nagnanais na burahin siya sa mundo. Ngunit mahirap ang pamumuhay sa makabangong panahon kung kaya't kahit ayaw niyang humingi ng tulong ay napilitan siyang lapitan ang nag-iisang babae na alam niyang hindi siya matatanggihan, si Reina San Agustin ang babaeng tinaguriang malas sa lahat ng malas, at ang babaeng nakapagbigay kay sa lalaki ng kakaibang kalituhan sa kaniyang nararamdaman. He does not trust anyone nor believe in love anymore after the betrayel he had experience in the past. While she do believe that love is everything. When the heart of this two opposite people become literally connected what would happen?

Dancing gracefully inside a palace filled with shimmering lights, smiles were curved with sweetness. Music of euphonious romance makes her darn heartbeats thump faster than usual. Sapphire can't see anything but happiness and fulfilment. After the struggles and all, she wants to hug Cupid and shout that this is a dream come true! Sapphire feels like she won't wish for anything anymore, her fairytale-like dream love story is somehow slowly coming into life in the arm of the only prince she ever dreamed about. But an explosion happened and her world came crushing next. Revelations are pouring down like rain and she doesn't know where to find shield to keep sane, everything is making her crazy which sooner made her the rebellious woman she is...

Inabutan ko na mag-isa at abalang nagsusulat ang guro na nakahuli ng atensyon ko. Hinila ko ang necktie niya atsaka nilapit ang mukha niya sa mukha ko. Bigla ko siyang hinalikan sa labi… matamis iyon ang una kong naisip. “What do you think you're doing, Ms. Faunteen?! Get out in my office!” “Marking my special toy, Mr. Dereux.” Kumindat ako na siyang lalong ikinausok ng matangos niyang ilong. Tumayo siya at binuhat ako palabas ng pinto ng office niya. Pagkatapos ay marahas niya akong pinagsarhan ng pinto. Shit! Bakit ganun?! Ako ang nang-aakit pero bakit parang ako pa ang naakit? How dare him ignore and blatantly reject my near Aphrodite-beauty?!