Funny Embarrassing Novels & Stories

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

"You know, Sophia, I like that about you – the ability to find humor in even the most embarrassing moments." I blushed slightly, appreciating the compliment. "Well, life's too short to take everything too seriously, right?" Lucas nodded in agreement. "Exactly. So, what about you? Any embarrassing tales you're willing to share?" I raised an eyebrow, a mischievous grin forming. "Oh, you're turning the tables now, huh? Alright, how about you tell me your most embarrassing moment first." He chuckled, scratching his head. "Alright, fair deal. Once, I mistook my boss's wife for his sister at a company event. It was awkward, to say the least."

"You don't have to be embarrassed." "I'm not embarrassed," she muttered, still hiding. "I'm mortified. That's worse. Embarrassed is 'oops, I spilled water.' Mortified is 'oops, I called you sadness in a suit and accused you of calculating how many orphans you could save if you just stopped being emotionally unavailable.'" "It definitely happened," he said, grin widening. "You also challenged the mayor to a thumb war and told him you 'fight dirty.' And you told everyone I was the 'most interesting person' at the gala while everyone else looked like 'lobby furniture,'" he added, absolutely no shame.

she laughed again. “Such a stupid question, I know.” Amber joined in the laughter while shaking her head. Melissa nodded in agreement. “Alright, next up is ‘Truth or dare?’.” She took a deep breath and spun the bottle. It landed on Amber. “Uh oh,” Amber said, laughing nervously. “Truth.” “Okay. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?” Melissa asked. Amber flushed. “Oh geez. One time in fifth grade, I peed my pants in front of the whole class while giving an essay presentation. It was mortifying.”

he responded, laughing softly as he did. "Oh my gosh, what kind of embarrassing things have they told you about me?!" He put his hands on his chin, pretending to think, "Hmm, for an instance, that time you fell on your stairs because you were sulking about something that you wanted to get but it's not for sale." I felt my cheeks burning in embarrassment as I remembered that moment. MOM, DAD, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR FORMER SECRETARY ABOUT THAT? I know they trust him so much but... it's embarrassing!

Like I am in a trial and I am just a state witness but I mumble silly things that made the tables turn around in a way that will make me look guilty the most! Oh my God, Cassie! That is why your hormonal body must not be connected with your tongue because you are always embarrassing yourself because of it! I cough while laughing awkwardly, “hey! Please, forget everything that I just uttered! It is nothing but plain bullshit!” “I don’t think it is bullshit tho,” Gunner replied from the other line. He adds texture to his voice that makes it sound more thick and manly. And oh no… that sound of it just vibrated through my body until it found the center of my thighs! This is really embarrassing!

"Oh my god,it’s embarrasing. Bumping to Hudson Monette yesterday? What a show." I lowered my head, my messy bangs falling over my thick glasses as I walked down the hallway. I could feel dozens of eyes boring into my back. Giggles and hushed taunts echoed from the benches. The viral video of me crashing into my own hidden stepbrother had turned me into the school's prime morning entertainment. I don’t get why people laugh at something embarassing when it is not even funny. But maybe it is funny, because it is me. The nerd this school ever know.

then be must know what embarrassing thing I did last night. "Can you tell me if I had done anything embarrassing?" I held my breath, waiting for his answer. He took out his phone and showed it to me, and I thought that I had died and gone to heaven. on the dancefloor, I was practically twerking while surrounded by guys throwing money at me. that's why I had so much cash in my purse. Emily, on the other hand, was dancing with some random men, and I saw Brady walk up and pull her away. then I was being picked up by some guy who had my legs wrapped around his shoulders while his face was buried in my crotch. Oh god no, what the fuck?

he gave me the condition and stormed away. My eyes rolled in frustration as I scoffed. What was it with him and getting on my last nerves? And… (my hands flew to my butt) how did I end up farting in front of the beast? That was very embarrassing. Thinking of it right now, it felt like the ground should open and swallow me up. I wasn't a disgusting being. Shit just happened.

“What I want? Don’t act like you didn’t start all of these. I wasn’t the one who videoed my embarrassing moment and passed it to the media.” “And if I did? Isn’t that what you do better? You have fun with people’s embarrassing videos, why can’t we also make fun of yours?” Another slap followed after her words and if it weren’t for the two girls holding her still, she would have fallen on the tiled floor from the force of the slap. “How dare you? I’m the only one that is allowed to have that kind of fun. How dare you make me a laughing stock.” “You make people a laughing stock all the time.”