Funny Embarrassing Novels & Stories

I joked, but I seem to be the only one amused by the joke. This is embarrassing. Really very embarrassing.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

- she finally explained, taking a sip of her wine. - Does she really think getting the fork types wrong is an embarrassing situation? – Logan laughed openly – That's not embarrassing, it's just human. - You don't have to console me by saying that. – Missy smiled sadly – I know it's shameful to make that kind of mistake in such a prestigious place. - I am serious. – Logan insisted, good-humored, but also visibly serious – Listen, if it helps you feel better, I'll tell you what's really embarrassing: Diana already showed you the video of her debutante party?

Utterly speechless, the last ridiculous shred of hope inside me died quietly. … Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Silvercrest pack, Ethan glared at his phone with a frosty expression. The dark circles beneath his eyes were daunting. He was like a trapped beast, pacing the office back and forth, exuding a cold yet dangerous air. His phone was placed face down on the table. He almost flung it out of the window twice. When he saw the state his usually level-headed best friend was in, Cameron Duffal—Ethan's Beta—could no longer hold in his laughter.

“What’s your most embarrassing moment?” I groan. “You’re enjoying this already.” “Answer the question.” “Fine. I accidentally sent a shirtless gym selfie to my company’s group chat instead of my trainer. Got three thousand likes in five minutes.” She nearly chokes on laughter. “You’re joking.” “Swear on it.” She picks again—black. Dare. I tap my chin. “I dare you to… eat a spoonful of peanut butter and say ‘purple platypus’ five times.”

Something that is easier said than done, since it is right there and hard to miss due to its size. “Checking out the package?” he chuckles. My glance snaps back to his, and my cheeks heat with embarrassment. “Sorry. It is hard not to. Oh God, I didn’t mean that to sound like a pun.” I whisper and cover my face. Could I be any more of an embarrassment? Everett laughs loudly and removes my hands. “You have nothing to be embarrassed by, sweetness.” I chew on my lower lip nervously. Why am I like this? “Sorry.”

" She seems pretty sweet... And a psycho when she wants to be." " That's because you are a girl... And a friend to Natalie. She put caterpillars in my boxers one time and I was in the public. The most embarrassing day of my life." I stopped and froze. Darren stared at me quizzically. " Wait.... Don't tell me you're embarrassed by it too." I looked at him and tried to suppress my chuckle but so far it wasn't working as I burst into gales of laughter. " Hey! It's not funny!" He said.

That was quite an unexpected query that I wasn’t ready to answer. “No,” I wanted to say yes, but then I thought they might evict me right then and now. I don’t want that to happen. “It’s doesn’t even matter if I’m friends with them. I just believe that we should start forgetting what happened several years ago. We all have had one embarrassing moments in our life but that’s not the thing that’s going to defines us. Mary pooped her pants, okay, yes it’s funny for a while but it shouldn’t define her as a person.” I was starting to feel the heat. I continued talking, and the three of them just stared at me as if I were a spokesperson of some support group.

I asked, He looked a bit sad, where did I ask this question? “Most embarrassing moment,” I asked trying to lighten up the mood. “I will tell you mine, it was one time I went shopping with Vicky and I randomly said the salesman looked hot so Vicky told him, god I felt so embarrassed.” I still remember that moment, I ran out of the store till date I try and avoid that store. Hunter laughed when I finished my story, he had the most beautiful laugh. “What did you do to her?.” “I showed her embarrassing baby pictures to her crush, she couldn’t talk to him for weeks.” She literally deserved that.