Funny Erotica Novels & Stories

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

"You like that, don't you? You like the feel of my cock stretching you open?"His length brushed a sensitive spot in me and I jerked, nails digging into his shirt, "Yes...fück yes..." He pulled out slowly, until just the tip was in me. "But only slüts love cöcks in there püssies. Especially when it's their teacher's cock. Are you a slüt, Brittany?" "I'm your slut, Mr Allen. Only yours. Please fill me up with your cum..." *** This book contains explicitly adult themes, taboo relationships, amd morally corrupt desires that challenges comfort zones.a collection of dark, forbidden erotica filled with dominance, obsession, and illicit attraction. Characters give in to urges they shouldn't want...and enjoy every second of it.It is unapologetic, intense and designed to make you feel things you might not want to admit. If you crave safe love stories, look elsewhere. If you crave forbidden pleasure...be a good girl and dive In.

Warning: Extremely explicit. For adults 18+ only. A Collection Of Filthy Erotica stories, Welcome to a world where forbidden temptations rule, thirty scorching-hot stories push pleasure to the absolute limit.From the ruthless CEO who finally claims his innocent virgin secretary over his office desk, breeding her with every deep, possessive thrust… to dark stepbrothers, powerful mafia dons, best friend’s fathers, strict professors, and strangers who turn one night into raw, dripping obsession. MxM, FxF, MMMF. Every story is packed with intense, no-limits heat: rough desk sex, public risk, filthy breeding, domination, squirting orgasms, and dirty talk that will leave you soaked. These powerful men don’t just fuck…they claim, stretch, and ruin their women in the most delicious ways.Steamy. Taboo. Addictive. If you crave stories that go straight from slow-burn tension to mind-blowing, sheet-gripping filth with zero restraint, dive in.One taste is never enough.

Seduction Unleashed is a dark, unrestrained erotic collection of fast paced stories that explore obsession, temptation, and forbidden desire. When two souls collide under the weight of secrets and reckless passion, boundaries blur and control is lost. What begins as curiosity quickly spirals into a dangerous game of seduction—one that could consume them both. ⚠️ Reader Advisory: This book is strictly for 18+ readers due to its explicit sexual content, mature themes, and strong language. Trigger Warnings: Power imbalances BDSM Rough sex (Very consensual) Infidelity themes Emotional manipulation Mentions of jealousy/possessiveness In this book, all your darkest and dirtiest fantasies come to life. With a wide range of sexuality explored, there's a story fit for everyone. From secret affairs to solo stories and unconventional relationships, the book mirrors sexual experiences and utmost desires. This novel is hot and full of lust at its finest, with dominant alpha males completely obsessed with claiming his/her untouched heroine. So if you're searching for a hot, filthy, dirty, wild sex fantasies novel then you've gotten one. For example maybe a story that entails: A horny man with his brother’s wife! Things are going to get messy while reading, so reader discretion is strongly advised.

TOO HOT FOR DAYLIGHT. READ THIS AT NIGHT, LIGHTS OFF. This book will wreck your panties and your soul. No safe words, no apologies. This book contains the hottest erotica stories which spins the art of sweet erotic romance, forbidden romance,taboo, dark romance, submissive romance. Get ready to be blown away.

Your Next Obsession Awaits… Forget everything you think you know about dark fantasy romance. This isn't just a book; it's your all-access pass into a world where passion rules supreme, boundaries are tested, and hidden desires come to light. Intense. Raw. All-consuming. Open these pages and dive headfirst into the lives of fiercely possessive characters who don't just seek love—they demand it. From dangerous secrets shared in the dead of night to unconventional arrangements that redefine devotion, this collection is a thrilling compilation of high-stakes romance that will leave you breathless. Get ready for stories packed with undeniable chemistry, magnetic attraction, and the kind of tension that keeps you up all night. You'll meet powerful, dominant leads obsessed with claiming their perfect match, and those ready to surrender to an all-powerful love. Dive in. You know you want to.

Step into a world of forbidden pleasures with this collection of taboo erotica short stories. Each story explores desires that society whispers about but rarely admits secret obsessions, forbidden encounters, and irresistible temptations that push every boundary. From stolen touches to dangerous liaisons, every tale drips with heat, seduction, and daring passion. These are fantasies that thrill, shock, and captivate each one more intoxicating than the last. Dive in if you dare, and surrender to the darkest cravings you’ve ever imagined.

“Hi, Santa, can you give me what I really desire?” “And what do you desire?” “Your dick in my mouth!” Santa smirked, “I don't think that'd be enough for you. Tell me everything you want and I’ll have it fulfilled.” Her eyes shone like she had been granted life. She moved closer to the handsome Santa, fell on her knees, looked up to him with her red face, then responded; “I want you to touch me. Caress my whole being, make my sexual fantasy come true. Kiss me, tie me, spank me, tell me the flirtiest words, and fuck me through the holidays until I smell of my “Lusty Holidays”.

In the hallowed halls of academia, power is never shared it’s taken. Dr. Justin Ellis, known as the CC Terror, rules his lecture halls with a razor-sharp tongue and a gaze that strips away pretense. At forty-three, he is brilliant, ruthless, and untouchable, his presence carved from cold authority and concealed desire. To his students, he is a nightmare in a tailored suit, but beneath the discipline lies a darkness no one dares to provoke. No one except Brenda Stuart. Brenda is everything Justin should ignore young, fiery, too bold for her own good. Her beauty unsettles him; her defiance ignites a hunger he has buried beneath years of restraint. She should be just another student, yet every sharp exchange between them drips with something forbidden, something neither of them can deny. When Brenda confronts him after class, demanding answers for his relentless attention, their clash sparks a dangerous intimacy. What begins as a battle of wills transforms into a seduction dark, punishing, addictive. Brenda discovers that Justin’s lessons extend far beyond chemistry, into realms of dominance and surrender where rules are broken and innocence is devoured. In a world where reputations can be destroyed with a whisper, they enter a secret arrangement of lust, discipline, and obsession. But as desire deepens into something darker, Brenda must decide if she’s willing to give herself entirely to the man who both terrifies and consumes her... Because Dr. Ellis doesn’t just want her mind, he wants her body, her virginity. And Brenda is down for anything.