Funny Erotica Novels & Stories

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Grace thought the night to be like every other night she charms a handsome man into giving her whatever she wantes and after a little lap dance and foreplays she would leave, but unlucky for her she happens to run into Denzel, the night turned from what she planned into a night of...

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😈 WARNING : This book is a one way ticket to obsession.Sebastian Wolfe’s fantasies are as ruthless as his punishments…and you’ll beg for more..❤️‍🔥😈 One punishment. One rule. One night that changes everything. Bellmere University was my last chance—until *him*. Sebastian Wolfe. Billionaire. Dean. My father’s best friend… and the man who now owns my future. When I defy him, his punishment is ruthless. When I beg, his touch is worse. And when the rumors start—Did you hear about the Dean and his favorite student?—there’s only one way out. Obey him in secret… or lose everything. But Wolfe doesn’t just want submission. He wants me. And the worst part? I’m starting to want him too.

"You like that, don't you? You like the feel of my cock stretching you open?"His length brushed a sensitive spot in me and I jerked, nails digging into his shirt, "Yes...fück yes..." He pulled out slowly, until just the tip was in me. "But only slüts love cöcks in there püssies. Especially when it's their teacher's cock. Are you a slüt, Brittany?" "I'm your slut, Mr Allen. Only yours. Please fill me up with your cum..." *** This book contains explicitly adult themes, taboo relationships, amd morally corrupt desires that challenges comfort zones.a collection of dark, forbidden erotica filled with dominance, obsession, and illicit attraction. Characters give in to urges they shouldn't want...and enjoy every second of it.It is unapologetic, intense and designed to make you feel things you might not want to admit. If you crave safe love stories, look elsewhere. If you crave forbidden pleasure...be a good girl and dive In.

In a lavish mansion, innocent 19-year-old maid Lila catches her boss, Mr. James, in a forbidden moment of self-pleasure. What begins as shock ignites into a dangerous, addictive affair as he claims her body in secret risky encounters while his wife Isabelle remains in the dark.

🔞⚠️Rated 18+ | Mature Content Warning This book is for adults only. It contains explicit sex, strong language, and mature themes. Read at your own risk or pleasure. Wet Desires:{Erotica Collection} brings you a mix of raw, unapologetic short stories where fantasies aren’t just imagined, they’re lived. Behind every door is a moment where control slips, tension snaps, and pleasure takes over. Strangers meet with one goal. Ex-lovers face what’s still unfinished. Friends cross lines they swore they never would. These stories are fast, hot, and messy in the most erotic way. You’ll find dominant men who don’t ask twice, women who want more and don’t hide it, and nights that blur into mornings with no regrets. There’s no slow burn here. No holding back. Just skin, heat, and the kind of desire that won’t wait. If you want stories that hit hard, turn you on, make you sexually aroused, leave you wanting more and breathless, Wet Desires:{Erotica Collection} is for you.

WARNING: Strictly for Mature Readers 18+ Only This collection is brutal, no-holds-barred erotica. Explicit filth, dripping lust, savage dominance, eager submission, age-gap obsession, cheating adrenaline, risky group heat, public exposure, outdoor surrender, and raw, body-shaking pleasure that leaves you ruined for anything vanilla. These stories exist to ignite you and keep you throbbing long after the last page. If you’re not prepared to be completely consumed, turn back now. Once you start reading, the only way out is total surrender to the fire. Dive in… and burn.

Hot, explicit and completely unfiltered. It's got steamy scenes that will have you holding your breath. Dive into these standalone stories where insatiable women get wrecked by the cocks they've been craving. Clits sucked swollen, asses spanked red, tight holes stretched wide until they're begging for more. No vanilla bullshit just pure, pussy-clenching filth. Grab it, get wet, and fuck your way through the dirtiest fantasies you never admitted you needed. 🔞 18+ ONLY 🔞 This book is for mature readers. There's explicit language and mature themes throughout. Obsession, jealousy and morally grey characters🥵 💦 If you can’t handle heat… don’t open this. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK 💋