Funny Erotica Novels & Stories

The door opened without warning. Nikki stood there, eyes wide. “What the fuck are you doing?!” Mark dropped the panties and tried to shove his cock back into his pants, but it was too stiff. It stayed out, flushed and obvious. “Are you crazy?” “I’m sorry, Nikki. It’s not what it looks like.” “It looks like you were jerking off with my guy fucking panties, you fucking pervert.” She clutched the front of her robe tighter, the silk pulling across her breasts. “Are you seriously hard right now?”

The kind of app people used when they didn't want messages traced. Unknown sender. This message will disappear after viewing. I shouldn't have opened it. But my fingers moved on their own. "Fuck yes—ride my cock just like that—" A woman's pornographic moan. The wet, obscene slap of flesh pounding against flesh. "God, your pussy is so fucking tight—so much better than that frigid bitch would ever be—" "She's probably never even touched herself—that repressed little virgin—I bet her cunt is dry as a desert—" "Forget her—fuck—I'm gonna cum so deep inside you—"

I held her vagina open with my fingers and I continued digging into her, her pussy trembling and releasing tiny pussy farts that were odorless and very fucking sexy. “Your pussy is very fucking-” I could not finish my sentence.

Sasha reached up and played with my nipples, pulling and slapping them lightly while Dominic spanked my ass and pulled my hair. “Take it, you dirty little planner,” Dominic growled. “This is what you wanted. Two cocks wrecking your holes while we call you our cumslut.” “Yes! Harder!” I begged. “Use me. Breed me. Fill me up.” The dirty words kept coming. They called me every filthy name and I loved every second. Sasha sucked hard on my nipples while Dominic fucked my ass deep. The pressure built again until I exploded in the strongest orgasm yet. My whole body shook violently between them as I squirted all over Sasha’s strap-on.

And the spells were only for one thing. Sex. I flipped through all the pages, dumbfounded. There were pictures of naked people with arrows pointing to boobs or pussies or cocks, and instructions on the spells to cast to make them bigger or tighter or thicker. My jaw dropped when the next page I turned had a picture of a woman being fucked hard in the middle of a pentagon, by a wonderfully handsome man with horns and a tail. No shit. Demon sex.

" She then guided my hand through the slit in her sarong and pushed it against her pussy. It was drenched, and as I gently slid my fingers around in the warm juice, she said, "You should write that down and send it into the P**n-erotica website where they have all those dirty stories." "Literotica," I corrected her. "Maybe I will." I retracted my hand from between her legs, and put my fingers in my mouth. After a long, thoughtful suck, I said, "Hmm. Needs more basil, I think." She laughed, and fished her hand inside my towel, wrapping her hand around my swollen cock. "I think it could use some sausage," she replied.

His breathing grew ragged. Sara reached between her own legs with her free hand. She was still soaked from her orgasm and the constant arousal. She rubbed her clit in circles while she sucked him, chasing another release. The dual sensation made her moan around his cock. The vibrations made him curse under his breath. He watched her the whole time, eyes half-lidded. “That’s it. Touch yourself while you suck my cock.” The dirty words sent another thrill through her. She rubbed her clit faster. Her second orgasm hit her while she had him deep in her mouth. She whimpered around his length as her body shook again. Her pussy clenched on nothing, leaking more wetness down her thighs.

"Slide the Rocket Ship into position on your g-spot and your clit." I took a deep breath. This was it. The toy slid in easily. "Ready," I replied. Quickly the toy turned on, but not very fast. Still stimulating two very erogenous locations simultaneously was wonderful. A soft moan escaped my lips. Kelly began cycling the speed up and down, and not always equally on both sides. Sometimes she turned up the g-spot vibe while leaving my clit with precious little stimulation and other times that was reversed. When both sides turned up at the same time, I went wild. But that never lasted long enough to bring me over the edge. I began to play with my nipples in an effort to help. For her part, Kell

The sound of skin slapping skin filled the restroom as he fucked her against the wall. Lia’s glasses fogged. Ethan reached around, roughly kneading her breasts through her blouse before yanking it open. He shoved her bra down and pinched her nipples, twisting them as he pounded into her. “You like that? Being fucked like a little whore in the school bathroom?” he growled, biting her neck. “All those nights touching yourself thinking about me, and now you’re creaming all over my cock.” “Yes—yes, I do,” she sobbed. Another orgasm was building fast.

I spread her pussy wide and her hands held her thighs for me as I bent down to lick at her, lapping at her pussy, finding her nub, but then tracing back to her ass, unable to resist something so forbidden as rimming my plump, cute, nineteen-year-old student's ass-hole. As I tongued her tightest hole, spreading her cheeks wide, her hand rubbed desperately at her clit. "Oh fuuuck," she moaned, craning her neck to look at me tonguing her ass. Holding my tongue stiff, my head bobbed at her asshole, and I knew I was showing her something that she'd never experienced before. It felt so taboo, and so deliciously naughty, that my own precum was out of control. "Do you like that, Lucy?" I said.