Funny Erotica Novels & Stories

"I want to fuck you. Come on, come on, I want to put it in you now..." I teased him a little more, then stood up again. I turned around and, with my legs open as before, I slowly lowered myself, offering him my back, letting my butt graze his cock. With my sharp nails, I gently scratched his thighs. I was getting hotter and hotter.

"A-AHHH!" A long, powerful squirt shot out from me, arching into the air. "That's it! Look at that!" Jax cheered, his voice loud and triumphant. Both he and Kael laughed, their palms coming down to slap my cheeks in a playful, degrading rhythm. I collapsed back onto Dante’s dick, my body a trembling wreck, but the pace didn't stop. Dante kept thrusting, his groans filling the room. Kael moved to my mouth, stroking himself against my lips, while Jax used both hands to massage my breasts. My own fingers never left my clit, working in a frantic, blurred motion.

The chat went wild, replaying that line: ‘Are you completely insane? Okay, I was out of tricks. I’m just a flimsy, pitiful, helpless erotica heroine. No sudden superhuman survival skills kicking in at the eleventh hour. I threw up my hands. No point fighting it anymore. “You don’t believe me? Fine. Ask him yourself later. Let’s see…” I pretended to think. “Why don’t you start with… ‘Did she kiss you yesterday?’ How about that?” Right then, the system chimed in again.

“Although the erotic scenes are beautifully written, the plot is hella boring.” Theo let out a deep chuckle, leaning back on the couch. “Finally, someone that gets it. I mean, it has so much potential to be a blast, right?” “Exactly,” Nico continued to flip through the book. “Sex is cool and all but it’s boring when it happens without any plot. You know what I mean?” Theo scoffed. “You mean like these p**n videos that just get into the whole thing without any prior action.” Nico watched him quietly, the corners of his lips tilted up in a small smile. “You sound like you know your game.”

Zee’s voice was quiet but firm. Nina nodded even though Zee couldn’t see. “We had sex, Zee. I couldn’t stop it. I didn’t even try hard enough to stop it.” “Oh, Nina…” Nina’s chest felt tight, like something heavy pressed against it. “The worst part? I enjoyed it. God, I enjoyed it so much, and it scares me because… I love Adrian. I really do. But when Marcus touches me… it’s different. Rougher. Darker. It makes me feel alive in a way I can’t explain.”

THEMES: Nightclub, Lesbian love, LGBTQ, Dom- Sub energy, bodily discovery, Funatari. KINKS: Belt play, Foot play, foot fuck, Tit play, Tit fuck, Dirty talk, Size tease, Eye contact control. "Are you surprised?” I gulp, resting my gaze to land on her thick hard cock. It's so... big. "Lessy," She drawls, her voice pulling me from my open gawking to look up at her.

“Louder. Tell me what a depraved slut you are for your father-in-law.” “I’m your depraved slut!” I cried. “I’ve been fantasizing about your cock since you moved in. I touch myself thinking about you while Mark is at work. Please, make me squirt all over you!” That was all it took. He drove into me with punishing force, his thumb rubbing my clit mercilessly. “Come,” he growled. “Squirt on my cock right now.”

Lila I have no idea how we got here but I'm too horny to think straight. My fingers are fisting his bulge through his pants with our lips merged together. He tastes like vodka and bad decisions. His lips aren't gentle against mine as he cups my face with one arm and fondles my left boob hard with the other. I'm fucking wet, my panties sticking to my pussy. I groan into his mouth, driven insane by the pressure of his lips and fingers. My body dying with pain and pleasure as he pinches my nipple. His fingers leave my face and he settles them quick in my skirt. He wastes no time to have them in my panties already. A tremor courses through my entire being when he does. It's so much different fro

He leaned down, biting my bottom lip hard enough to sting, then sucking it into his mouth before pulling back. "Say it louder," he growled, adding a third finger, stretching me wide, the wet sounds loud in the room as he fucked me with them fast. "Tell me you love my cum inside you." "I love it," I moaned, voice breaking, hips bucking up to meet his hand. "Fuck, Haiden, I love your cum leaking out of me, I love feeling you all day." It was embarrassing how true it was, how my body craved it, pussy soaking his fingers, clit throbbing every time he brushed it with his thumb.