Funny Fanfic Novels & Stories

Liam. I can't believe that my father is doing this to me! He loves Sarah!....but to be honest, I still have some feelings for her but I can't compete with my dad!! It's ridiculous, my friends laughed at me when I've told them, I was angry when they made fun of me, like my father could satisfy my girlfriend which i couldn't!! Ugh!! makes me sick just thinking about it!! But they will pay! They will both pay!! I'll make sure of it!

Abigail and her friend, Lana, sat on the plush sofa in the living room, laughing as they chatted. "Girl, it's funny, but fan pages are annoying," Lana complained as she continued scrolling through her phone. "I don't know. I like some of my fan pages," Abigail shrugged. "Oh, not until someone gets scammed by one of those fake profiles claiming to be Abigail Hathaway," Lana pointed out. "Well, I can live with that. The real issue is the blogs and their bullshit. I found one talking about my ass expecting a baby with a secret lover-who is a married man."

“I could style shiny, sparkling, unicorn fracking rings around you, Mr. I-Am-Too-Sexy-For-This-Shirt. I could beat you in a mother-blessed style-off with one hand tied behind my back and a pirate patch over one eye. I am fan-fickle-fantastic at what I do, which you would know if you have a good gosh darn about anyone else than yourself!” Her voice had risen and Carter and Liam had taken a step back from her, their mouths open and their eyes wide. If she wasn’t so mad, it would be funny.

“Until the next psycho shows up.” “Then I’ll break their kneecaps.” She grinned. “Romantic.” I leaned closer, my voice dropping. “Deadly romantic.” She laughed and shoved my shoulder. “Stop. You sound like the lead in a bad mafia W*****d novel.” “I am the lead in a bad mafia W*****d novel.” “Oh my God,” she groaned, hiding her face in my hoodie. “Take it back.” “Nope. It's canon now.” She peeked up at me, cheeks pink from laughter. “You know what’s weird?”

“Pathetic. I had him moaning louder.” Kaelen, dark hair mussed and blue eyes stormy, laughs sharply. “Delusional. He came because of my tongue work.” I’m cackling inside, my BL harem boys fighting over who made me come harder? This is peak fanfic, and I’m living it. “Boys,” I say, stretching languidly, letting Cillian’s low, velvety voice drip with mischief. “If you’re gonna bicker, make it worth my while.”

“They don’t always bite. Sometimes they touch. Sometimes they make you beg.” “They get stronger the more you want them. If they feed too much, it can change you.” Her throat went dry. She scrolled down to the comments. It was a storm of sarcasm and mockery: “Is this Twilight fanfic?” “Girl, get off Tumblr.” “Anything for likes these days, smh.” “Vampires feed on sexual desire? Tell him to come suck me dry 😏 lol” “Another delusional weirdo.” “You really need therapy, not a blog.”

Fan 4: “Go, Shadow! We believe you’re innocent… someone is out to get you!” Fan 5: “Don’t stay silent, Shadow! Use your literary prowess to shut down those keyboard warriors! I know you’re being framed!” Netizen 1: “The brainless fans above are laughable. With all the hard evidence, they’re still living in a fantasy world! Did you use all your brainpower just for reading?” Netizen 2: “Registered a T*****r account and already trending? Shadow is impressive! Look at that face and figure… your backer must be quite the influential figure.”

TikTok edits, memes, even poorly drawn fan art of me handing her the bear while sparks flew on the ice. Marcus dropped beside me, still scrolling. “Look at this one. ‘Kane buying Danica a teddy bear after trying to break her all season = peak character development.’ There’s already fan art. Someone drew you two on the ice with a teddy bear between you and little hearts floating around. It’s blowing up.”

Fifi shouted, “NO! You’re so cruel. It’ll take me years and years to explain. Can’t you just let me be free?” Yuna cunningly smiled, “You won’t be able to leave until I figure you out.” Fifi wanted to burn this human to the ground. How could anyone be this cruel? She was so excited once she found out that her years of waiting was over. She never expected that this human was so stubborn, and she would keep her stuck in this boring world.

****** Sam's stepfather shares her body with his friends. This story features reluctance and non-consent as well as sex between a stepfather and his daughter. It is rough and hard and deeply unrealistic. This is fiction and only fiction, every fictional character is over eighteen and it should be read as fantasy, entirely unrelated to anything remotely acceptable in the real world. Nothing about this is okay, but it is hot to read fictional characters experiencing it. Enjoy. ******