Funny Fanfic Novels & Stories

Ever since the incident went viral, fictional stories written by fans appeared in rapid succession. "Please write one where they're both high school students! Since you can write well, please write as much as you can!" "The exams are over now. When are you going to do a live stream, Madam? Will you feature Mr. Fordham as well? If the two of you appear together, I'm really going to send you a gift this time!" "This is more entertaining than romance novels. Those who called Madam a vixen are all soggy-ass cucumbers!"

Mea opened the first one under the Chatmates tab. marcc_ wants to gossip about your photo marcc_: i’d sit beside you so you could lean your head on my shoulder itsmecristy: sure. you’ll have to endure my talkative friends tho marcc_: i wouldn’t mind itsmecristy: nice <3 marcc_: wanna be my travel buddy? Mea glared madly at the three women who now ducked their heads down, feeling guilty even before she started. She still started anyway. “Seriously? ‘Nice’ and a heart damned emoji?”

“Glad to be back… though I heard I missed something funny. Something about a girl saying she was pregnant?” I sighed. “Don’t even start.” Fein grinned. “Come on, that was the funniest thing I’ve heard in months. I wish I was there to see your face,’’ his eyes slowly falls between my thigh. “For a second I almost thought that it was true.” I pressed my lips into a thing line. “How funny.” Fein laughed too. “If she was really pregnant, it would have been the biggest mess we’ve ever seen.” I shook my head, already growing tired of the conversation. “You are impossible but seriously, why are you here?”

But mostly I was soaked. I rolled onto my back and stared at the ceiling, a manic little giggle escaping from my lips before I could stop it. “Two boyfriends. One pussy. Zero brain cells on my part. Congratulations, Lyda, you’ve been starring in your own personal twin p**n plot and didn’t even get popcorn.” The laugh turned darker. Evil, almost. Because the more I thought about it, the clearer the revenge plan became. I wasn’t going to cry or confront them like a normal person. No. I was going to make them suffer in the most delicious, filthy way possible.

She sighed, falling back in her chair. "Can I come over and say Hi to him? What does he like to eat?" "Like seriously girl, what does she see in that loser?" I scoffed, switching her phone on. "Um, hot body. Can't you tell?" She smirked, acting naughty. I groaned at her and dropped my eyes on her phone, saying while scrolling over to F******k, "You girls think that dummy is so hot like your fantasy man. Trust me, he's a weirdo!"

Fanfan couldn't understand and argued, "I'm just trying to describe it in this way. Don't you understand?" "I don't understand..." Xiao Hao's face turned sour, and his tone was extremely harsh. "I just feel that you girls are so strange. You think of a boyfriend at such a young age. Isn't it embarrassing?" "What do you mean by 'a girl like us is strange'? You guys are really strange! You even started to watch H-ray movies, and you even said that we miss our boyfriend." "You even know the H-ray?" Hao couldn't stand it anymore. "Have you seen it?"

He grinned wolfishly and was too proud of himself for the crude pun. "Oh god, Will! Really? .... that's nasty. " Still, she smiled and laughed at her lover's rather immature humor. "Whatever, I'm taking a shower; you should too. You're all sweaty and stinky." "What! You know I'm hurt. I do not stink. This is an awesome manly musk! The scent of my claim is in this room!" William said, sprawling, taking up the whole bed after Cassie got up. Will, of course, did not waste the chance to reach out and press the cold glass of the beer bottle against her bare bottom.

… Clinging to the 18 male hosts Mandy had hired, I bawled my eyes out. Sipping on a cocktail, she laughed at how pathetic I was. "Oooh, looks like you like him!" Was she serious? I was heartbroken after being abandoned, yet there she was, rubbing salt on my wounds. "Hmm, fake incest—just my thing! I'm definitely writing fanfiction about you two tonight. If you like him then just jump his bones! Once you get into it, you'll forget all about everything else…" Pursing my lips, I retorted, "You're one to talk. Why aren't you making a move after hiring so many men?"

Just like that? Me: yeah ofcourse. How long do you wanna drag it? You proposed to her, happy ending. *Shrugs* 🤷 Armaan: tsk tsk you lazy writer 😒 breaking the hearts of my fans like that. We demand atleast an Epilogue. 😤 Me: oh hello Mr. Celebrity! These aren't just your fans. This is Wattpad. They are my fans too. 🥰 Armaan: (laughing loud) wow! I never thought you can be funny too. Oh God! I can't stop....hahaha.... 😂

Alpha Christopher says to the two sprites. “Oh, Funichio. Did you hear that?” Fanella says, quivering in excitement, her hand going to her heart. “Definitely an Alpha.” “He’s very big.” “He looks like he’d be very warm.” Fanella flits over toward Alpha Christopher. “What’s your name, handsome?” “I’m Alpha Christopher. What’s your name, beautiful.” Christopher flirts with Fanella. “Funichio, did you hear that, he thinks I’m beautiful.” “Well, he may be an Alpha, but he obviously has poor eyesight if he thinks you’re beautiful sister.”