Funny Fat Jokes

Nagbreak si Cornelia at ang kauna-unahang niyang boyfriend na si James. Ang lalaking ito ang kumuha lahat ng first times niya lalo na ang kanyang virginity at kahit ilang taon na ang lumipas, mahal niya pa rin ito sapagkat si James ang nag-iisa niyang one great love kahit sa kabila nito ay sinasaktan at niloloko lang siya nito noong panahon na sila pa ay magkasama at naghihintay pa rin siya sa kanyang pagbabalik ngunit nagkatagpo muli sila, —sa kasal ng kanyang ina.

Isabella Mihdi has fallen from grace in a continental way. She used to have it all: beauty, money, power, status... until her bad decisions took their toll, making her lose everything and everyone. And she lost it all in such a catastrophic way that now she has no choice but to give up and retract, leaving everything behind... including her fated mate and their daughter. It’s not like she deserves them anyway. Liam Fierro has had the most complicated year of his life. Ever since his fated mate appeared in front of him, everything has gone from bad to worse. She has rejected him, ignored him, cheated on him, broken his heart countless times and, most recently, abandoned him and their pup. Liam spends his days around criminals, murderers and bad people overall. And yet, his fated mate is worse. That doesn't mean he doesn't want her back, though.

Devon Bradley has always wanted a Soulmate, one who would sweep her right off her feet, the one who would become her one and only soulmate. She finally gets what she'd always wanted. But, alas, her soulmate is beyond what she'd dreamed of. Her fate is entwined with the fate of her prince charming who is the crown prince of the fae kingdom. When she falls in love with the dashing non human, she realizes that she needs to fight for her happiness, alongside the love of her life. When the storm arrives in form of foes and challenges, how well can they weather the storm? Will they end up with a happily ever after ending? Or will their love story become woefully tragic?

Hindi akalain ni Gwin na ang pagdamay sa matalik na kaibigang bigo sa pag-ibig ay mauuwi sa isang gabing pagkakamali. Nagkunwari siyang walang nangyari no'ng gabing nalasing sila, sa kagustuhang ayaw masira ang pagkakaibigan nila. Pero hindi niya pala kayang magkunwari ng matagal. Sa araw na handa na siyang sabihin ang totoo ay siya namang pagbalik ng girlfriend nito. Ramdam at kita niya kung gaano kasaya ang matalik na kaibigan sa pagbalik ng babaeng mahal. Kaya sa huli ay pinili na lamang niya na lumayo at nangako sa sarili na habangbuhay na ilihim ang nangyari sa kanila. Pero paano kung muling mag-cross ang landas nila? Magagawa niya pa bang ilihim ang nangyari gayong nagbunga pala ang pagkakamaling nagawa nila?

Ravena travels to Silver Town after escaping from her red werewolf pack to learn what happened to her sister. Some Silver Wolves, however, refuse to accept her or her motivations, claiming that she is there to win the affection of the gray alpha leader, and they would stop at nothing to defend their home. Lucian Silver, the leader of the pack, is unable to avoid experiencing the sorrow of the past, especially when Ravena appears to him as a phantom from his memories. He must concede that not everything is as it seems when he is in charge and that perhaps this alluring red wolf can fit in after all when someone attempts to quiet her.

Upang maipagamot ang inang may cancer ay napilitan si Caress na magtrabaho bilang isang escort service. Subalit dahil sa mga lumalalang kalagayan ng ina ay tuluyan siyang nalubog sa utang. Napilitan siyang ibenta ang sariling katawan sa mga mayayamang customer—from a simple escort service she turned into a high paid prostitute. Subalit isang araw ay dumating si Carlos sa buhay niya. And he was different from her past customers. Bukod sa ipinakita nitong respeto sa kanya ay napakabait nito. Binayaran nito ang lahat ng utang niya at tinulungan siyang makapagsimula ng bagong buhay. Sa kabila ng kaalamang may asawa ang lalaki ay hindi niya mapigilan ang sariling mahulog rito. But Caress knew her place. Wala sa plano niya ang agawin si Carlos sa asawa nito. Kontento na siya sa oras na ibinibigay sa kanya ng lalaki. Sa isang banda, Craig was living in New York when he received a call from his mother telling him his father was asking for annulment. Ang dahilan—may ibang babae ang ama niya. Hindi niya matatanggap na masisira lang ang matagal na taon na pagsasama ng mga magulang niya dahil sa isang babae. Napilitang umuwi si Craig sa Pilipinas para isakatuparan ang plano niya. And his plan: to seduce his father's mistress.

Small town investigator, Evette, is no stranger to crime scenes. But when her violent nightmares start coming true and she finds herself waking up bloody and naked, she fears she may be the one to blame. Her world is turned upside down when Alpha Thane saves her life, and both Thane and his estranged twin brother claim her as their mate. Evette is a werewolf and she never even knew it. All she wants is a happy ending with her mates, but can she adapt to her new life as a werewolf and free herself from the clutches of her enemies?

Amalthea Romano is the most organized person you'd ever meet. From her closet, down to her study table, everything must be perfectly aligned. Ganoon din sa schedules niya! She's very goal oriented. She planned to graduate college, run the family business, get married eventually or maybe spend the rest of her life with her beloved pets. But one Sunday morning ruins it all. Papaanong biglang nasingit sa schedule niya ang maging babysitter?

I'm looking for my beloved. She was taken from me. Hidden from my very eyes till it was too late. But my dragon will find her. Even if it means the end of the world. If she dies, everyone shall perish. I am Azian, prince of Dragons. I need my Kaya. only she can control my beast and his Ultra. --------------------- THIS IS AZIAN PRINCE OF DRAGONS BOOK 3. The third book in the APOD SERIES. [a/n] YOU CANNOT READ THIS BOOK WITHOUT AT LEAST READING BOOK TWO. ACTUALLY, I NOW STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU ALSO READ BOOK 1 (all completed) ORDER- AZIAN PRINCE OF DRAGONS MATED TO THE GOLDEN DRAGON FATED TO THE KING OF DRAGONS PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT AFTER EVERY CHAPTER. ENJOY.

Ang book na ito ay naglalaman ng mga kwentong hindi angkop sa mga batang mambabasa. Ito ay kwento ng magkapatid, magkaibigan at magpinsan. Sina Devine Joy at Devine Marie ay ang kambal na lumaki sa isang kumbento. Makilala ang mga lalaking mayaman ngunit babaero. Si Jhaina na pinsan nila Mark At Yosef ay may pusong lalaki ngunit mapipikot ni Zoe na isang maginoo ngunit medyo bastos. At si Khalid na isang manyak na kaibigan ni Mark ay iibig sa isang babaeng nagpapanggap na lalaki. Isang mainit na romance ang inyong matunghayan sa bawat kwento ng ating mga bida. Tunghayan kung paano mapaamo at matutong magmahal ang taong nerd, takot sa obligasyon, mapagpanggap, tigasin at mga babaero.