Funny Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

When the hunter falls for the monster, blood isn't the only thing that gets spilled. Damon's life has always been simple—track, kill, repeat. As a ruthless vampire hunter, he's known for his cold precision and his refusal to let emotions cloud his judgment. But everything changes the night he crosses paths with Luciano, a seductive vampire prince with centuries of secrets and a voice that sounds like sin. Luciano should be Damon’s enemy. Instead, he's a temptation wrapped in shadows dangerous, alluring, and far too familiar. Bound by a history neither of them fully understands and a fate that refuses to let them go, the two men are forced into a deadly game of betrayal, loyalty, and longing. But in a world where war brews between light and dark, and the past refuses to stay buried, can a hunter truly love the thing he was born to destroy? Or will Damon and Luciano’s love story end in the same blood-soaked tragedy that birthed it?

Alayasia Grim is the Beta female of the Mystic Wolves Pack, married to Maxim Grim, and they have a 6-year-old daughter named Zara. Things look good on the surface, but the truth is that Alayasia is nothing more than Maxim's bed warmer. She was given to him by her father and has been stuck since. Maxim hates her and hates their child. On top of that, Alayasia is keeping a big secret from everyone about herself. Will she ever escape her sad existence? What happens when she comes across Houston Lowe, the Beta of the Ironside Pack?

Elara is a single mom who struggles to survive in the cruel werewolf world. Yet, a twist of fate connects her destiny to Alpha Alaric. Alpha Alaric Donovan, the head Alpha, is a charming business tycoon. When She finds out her daughter was switched at birth with Alpha Alaric's kid 6yrs ago. He takes her to his mansion and throws a document at her to sign. Her: No, I won't leave my child... wait, a marriage contract??

Louvre, an eighteen-year-old girl, the second daughter of the leader of the Blood Stone pack, who comes from among the wealthiest family, she was an Omega, who didn't fit in with her family. An illegitimate child, she was a mistake and a curse to her family and no one loved her. She was alone in the world, even the pack didn't value her because she was a product of a one night stand from an Omega who was her father's maid and she suffered greatly at the hands of her family especially her stepmother. She was also in love with Ryan from childhood but Ryan, an Alpha, was in love with her stepsister. She tried her best to get over the unrequited love, heartbroken and depressed, causing fate, for making her life a living hell, and wished for her mate to arrive at her eighteen birthday, so she could leave her family and live happily ever after with the love of her life. However, that shattered when she found out who her mate was, all hell broke loose. She cursed fate.

Claire Hanzel was an omega by birth with an extraordinary power: she can communicate with witches, dead or alive. As her race was always considered the lowest and she was rejected by her mate, the Alpha King's son, Ajax Larwoods, Claire felt heartbroken and went to seclusion with the help of a witch. Thinking back on how poorly she was treated by everyone, including Ajax himself, Claire was resolute to live a new life where she can be free and happy. So when Ajax suddenly appeared to her peaceful abode and almost killed everyone surrounding Claire, Claire was beyond speechless. With a horrible but powerful alpha such as Ajax, Claire was imprisoned and suffered through the hands of her very own mate. Every full moon, she prayed to never want to see Ajax ever again, even in their next lives. But as if fate continued to play its trick on her, when the war emerged and she died, on her rebirth with memories intact, Claire found herself facing her scum alpha mate once again. But why was Ajax suddenly showing her differently? He was the cause of her demise. He was a scum alpha... he was, right? Status. Identity. Power. When everyone wished for omegas to die, one omega desired to live. This was the story of a powerful alpha and his brave, little omega who wanted to change the world's views, challenged by the hands of fate.

Rejected by her fated mate the night before their wedding. Claimed by his father the night after. Aria had nothing left… no money, no future, no illusions about the man she almost married. What she had was a dying father, a pack of enemies, and one bad decision involving a stranger in a bar. The stranger was Alpha Damian Hawke. Future Alpha King. The man who raised the wolf who destroyed her. He offers her shelter, protection, and her father's care. The price? Live under his roof, work for him and be available. She tells herself it's survival. She tells herself the pull she feels toward him is nothing to be worried about. She tells herself she doesn't want him. She's wrong about all three. His Father's Mate is a dark, forbidden werewolf romance about revenge that becomes far more dangerous, a secret bloodline that changes everything, and a mate bond that doesn't care about being complicated.

Seventeen year old Bella doesn’t have her Wolf yet. Unlike other girls her own age, she is trained to be a killer, her father’s sworn protector. When her father has had enough of his daughters, Bella’s fate is changed. A series of events leads Bella meeting Aiden. A Hybrid who just happens to be the King and Queen’s eldest son. A man who seems to know more about her than what she knows about herself. A man that has his own secrets. But he does promise her one thing. That he will help her get revenge for what her father did.

She was meant to live in silence. To serve. To sacrifice. As the High Priestess of the Crescent Moon pack, Layla White had endured years of abuse and isolation, forced to devote her life to the Moon Goddess. Her destiny was written from birth: remain mateless, be the bridge between her pack and the goddess, and never know love. Until he arrived. The Lycan King's arrival changes everything. He's meant to marry her spoilt step-sister Isabella. But the Moon Goddess had played a dangerous game— Layla bound to be mateless finds out the Lycan King is her mate and the only one that can set her free. Now Layla must choose: honor her sacred duty and watch her mate marry another, or defy her duties and risk everything for a chance at love. But breaking divine law comes with a price, and the consequences of choosing her heart could destroy everything she's sworn to protect. Some destinies deserve to be broken, but at what cost? Can Layla forge her own destiny or will she end up destroying herself and her pack? Find out in the gripping twist ahead!!

“God—” “Not God,” he muttered against my neck, biting the skin there. “Me. Say my name.” “Dorian!” I cried, back arching. “That’s it.” He stroked faster, his thumb teasing over the tip, slicking me up. “Good boy. Take it.” Ezra Monroe was raised to be pure. The perfect choir boy. Twenty-two and untouched—soft voice and eyes that have never looked too long at sin. But one man ruins everything. Father Dorian Vale. The moment his eyes meet Ezra’s, something snaps. And a good boy learns how to kneel for the wrong man. He was supposed to guide him to heaven. Instead, he’s teaching him how to sin. He’s not here to save Ezra. He’s here to ruin him. Slowly. Until every prayer sounds like his name.

Two hearts,one destiny,torn by fate. Their love was already sealed by selene before they met each other. Edwin,the Alpha of Silverstone pack is supposed to be married to Amber,Rose's sister,but a simple dinner at the William's changed all that. Once Rose and Edwin met each other,from the first look to the last goodbye,they knew they were meant for each other. After Rose served Edwin's dinner at Alpha Williams house,at Hilly pack ,Edwin fell in love with her and marked her as his mate but… The contract signed by both families will test the two lovers and stretch their love to the boundaries and beyond, will their love withstand. Edith Williams could not stand her daughter, Amber's rejection by Edwin,through her vicious manipulation, Rose was banished from Hilly pack ,not to be accepted by the other four wolf packs. When Edwin heard what has been done to his Rose,is he going to defy the elders council and go to war with the other four packs? Torn in between choosing his people and his luna,Rose, Edwin must choose a side,but what side will that be. After Rose was abducted by a group of cast away wolfs, she thought fate was done with her but an encounter with a stranger among the group is about to change everything she thought she knew. If Luna Edith William is not her mother, who is? Is she actually Alpha Williams first born child? The contract that got her banished said the first child,but if Rose is the first child,who is Amber? Rose must gather her evidence and go back to Hilly pack,she will be her own family karma. Rose must re unite with Edwin. She's Edwin's luna,He is her Alpha