Novel & Cerita Funny Fat Jokes

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

Fatty Bai glanced at the ground and exclaimed, "Brother, look! The people on the ground are so small, like ants!" Slap!!! Hearing this, the lean, black-faced man slapped the white fat man on the head again. "Idiot, the plane has not taken off yet! That's an ant!" For a moment, when they heard the conversation between the two, many people on the plane burst into laughter. They felt that these two guys, who were dressed like farmers, were particularly interesting. Yang Xiao glanced at the two people. There must be something wrong with the situation. They needed to pay special attention to it.

“You don’t have to insult me just because you are not giving me the job.” “If you are offended about being called fat,” he said with a grin that needed to be arrested, “then lose some flesh, boy.” That was when the universe decided I hadn’t suffered enough. Some idiot sitting in the corner suddenly piped up, way too excited. “Yeah! We could dress him in a G-string, put some makeup on his face. He’d look like a woman. Might even pass!” The two of them burst into laughter like they had just invented comedy. My brain completely shut down. I wanted to grab the nearest tray and fling it at their faces like a deadly frisbee. I imagined it. Slow motion. Beautiful. Satisfying.

The curved section of the wall was nowhere near deep enough to offer her enough room to hide. Heh. He could not help but chuckle at such a humorous scene. The bodyguard was about to say something when he suddenly heard Odell’s chuckle. He asked with intrigue, “Master Carter, what are you laughing at?" “Nothing, I just thought of a joke." This only confused the bodyguard further. Before he could make sense of what was happening, Odell suddenly added, "There's this pig that thinks it’s the smartest pig in the world. In truth, it’s unbelievably stupid and clumsy, but it’s too stupid to even realize it.”

Fred retorted, “you mean you like a chubby girl” Fathia inquired, “I like a girl with big boobs and big butts, Fred said, “which means you don't like my body type” Fathia, “I love you but If you become chubby I will love you more” Fred said, “What type of diet can make me chubby within a short period?“ Fathia asked, “Don't worry about that, I will get all for you today” Fred retorted,

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

“Eeek! We’re going to a party!” “Yeah-ouch! Get your fat ass off of me! You’re crushing me!” I yelled in a muffled voice from beneath her. Actually, she wasn’t anywhere near fat, she was just as skinny and small as I was, but I've always loved to call her like that. It was more like a stupid joke between us. She burst into a fit of laughter, quickly rolling off of me, now laying down right next to me, removing the strands of her jet black locks fallen over her face.

embarrassed by my assumption. He smirked to himself and shook his head as if he was laughing at some inside joke. After a beat, he said, "I don’t make fat jokes. At least not normally. You just really pissed me off that day. I was already having a bad day and then you came at me full blast. Sorry about that." After a pause, he continued, "You actually have a really nice body if I'm being honest. It's too bad your personality doesn't match."

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

“I won’t be able to fit into my clothes if I become fat.” “And they’ll have more stuff to poke fun at.” The girl put on a high-pitched voice to imitate how Jill and Queenie had sounded when they laughed at her. “Look at that country bumpkin! Not only does she look like a nerd, but she’s fat too! She’s just like a potato!” Elijah laughed as he watched her imitate them. The man smiled as he raised a hand to ruffle her hair. “You aren’t a potato.” “You are… a lemon.”