Funny Flirt Lines Novels & Stories

He laughs before closing the door. “She is not an insect!!” I hollered. I shake my head sideways as I lay back on my bed. I don't even mind if you flirt with a lot of other girls. Go on. Enjoy your manhood. -Lindy I smiled at that. I am very loyal to you baby even though millions of girls are crazy about me ;) -Mill Wow! Millions huh? Hahaha. Dream on. -Lindy With my eyes open. -Mill And by the way, will you stop flirting with me? -Lindy

Doesn't mind what she eats cause she's flirting. "Don't be so mad. That really won't go on." She said, referring to me, having sex. "It will!" I shouted and walked to the bathroom, she followed me. "You got soaking wet?" she asked. "A bit." "Is he good?" "Didn't experienced it yet." "So you'll do it?" "Was planning." "A miracle." She said then laughed. "Then you disturbed!" I screamed annoyed then pinched her. "Oh, sorry. There's still next time. For a thrill. A clip hanger, like that." Said the flirt. I left her there and washed myself.

Then, she began to throw in her lines. There was part of the scene where a co-worker tried to flirt with her. Carla yawned. She exaggerated it, just like Charlotte taught her. Her nose even flared as she did it. In response to the stand-in actor, Carla said, "Sorry, Mister forgettable, but you are not my type." She turned to Maria Petrov and winked at her. With a flirtatious smile, she added, "She is!"

“What’s with that look? What did I do now?” “What did I tell you about flirting?” Adrian asked. “That I’m not allowed to flirt with you,” I replied. He stared at me. “Add customers to that list. You’re not allowed to flirt with customers either.” “But I don’t flirt with customers,” I argued. “And what exactly were you doing earlier with that guy?” he asked, his jaw tight. “Oh, that?” I shrugged. “It was nothing. A fine girl saw a fine man and told the fine man he was fine. That’s all.”

"Show me what you wrote." Emma opened her laptop with slightly trembling hands. The revised love scene was even more explicit than her previous attempt not just physically, but emotionally. She'd written Charlotte's complete surrender with an honesty that felt exposing. "I need to warn you," Emma said, her cheeks already warming. "This version is... more intense than anything I've written before." Jake leaned closer to read over her shoulder, and Emma caught his scent something warm and masculine that made her want to abandon all professional pretense and explore the personal connection they'd acknowledged.

I agreed, and then added sharply, “But you should stop flirting with customers.” He laughed, shaking his head as if I’d said something absurd. “Flirting is part of my marketing strategy, sweetheart.” Anger flared, hot and immediate, burning in my chest. “You’re unbelievable! You expect me to be okay with you flirting with other women while we—” I paused, my voice rising, “—while we’re doing this?” His grin widened, his eyes gleaming with that infuriating amusement. “I told you,” he said, his voice dropping into a low, almost taunting tone. “You’ll have to play my game.”

“You have no idea. Meetings, conferences, idiots trying to impress me… exhausting stuff. You could’ve called, you know. Hearing your voice might’ve helped.” I rolled my eyes. “I wasn’t about to disturb your empire building.” “Disturb?” he echoed, a playful glint in his eyes. “Sweetheart, you’re the only person I want to be disturbed by.” Oh my fucking goodness, how does he do this all the time? Know exactly the most flirtatious thing to say at the right moment. “Ugh. You really need new lines.” I rolled my eyes at him. He chuckled, dropping his jacket on the armrest and stretching his arms out a bit. “I don’t. They seem to work perfectly fine on you.”

His life is in great danger, and. "Babe? What's up? Do you want to come over to the car for a quickie? There's plenty of space in this limo, and you don't have to feel shy to ask." "Shit!" I curse, and I hear his beautiful chuckles from his end. Damn! He is such a flirt! "You are a flirt." "And you like that; otherwise, you wouldn't be blushing like you are doing right now." "Get off my line."

Alpha Caelum spoke, “I instantly knew you were the only one my eyes would enjoy looking at for the rest of my life.” I closed my eyes as I softly laughed at his sentiment. “You’re always bad at flirting.” “How so?” “Those words are awkward.” “Awkward?” He raised a brow. “I thought it's poetic—and romantic.” I bit my lower lip. He shook his head and his knees sank deeper into the carpet, kneeling before me as formally as anyone could. “Then, will you let me awkwardly flirt with you for the rest of your life, Lilly Farrow? Today, and the days to come?”

She gave a small smile and mouthed a thank you to him. They all started to talk and joke around as they had dinner. Soon, the conversation was just between Roman and Rose as they both giggled and flirted with one another. You couldn't deny the chemistry between them. "The guy asked if I was a funny person and I nodded. I don't crack the best jokes but I know for a fact that I'm funny. He mentioned he's funny too and then he goes, since we're both funny, how about we funicate. He actually meant fornicate." She shook her head, getting angry all over again. "What sort of horrible pick up like is that?" Rose was telling him the worst pickup line that had ever been used for her.