Funny Flirt Lines Novels & Stories

he replied. I gasped. "Are you trying to flirt with me?" I asked, folding my arms across my chest. "It depends." he replied. "Pardon!" I exclaimed, making air quotes. "It depends on what?" I asked. "What is your definition for flirting?" he asked, standing up and moving closer to me. "I'm leaving, Mr Okorie." I said, raising my voice higher than usual, he mimicked my words and then chuckled. What was actually wrong with this guy?

I stared at his readied self with a wide eye as he laughed at my reaction. "Well, close your mouth before a mosquito goes in the place where only my tongue should go. You know I'm quite possessive about my things and what belongs to me." Was that even flirting? Dunno, but my cheeks surely heated up as I gazed at the ground trying to hide my blush. It meant the lines of his work. "Don't stare at the floor like that otherwise it would be awkward to see a floor falling for someone." Eyes big I only thought one thing, how come he was so good with these flirting lines?

He asked and I let out a chuckle to his surprise. I'm equally surprised that I'm laughing instead of raining curses on him or either panicking. "What's funny, sweetheart?" He asked and moved closer a bit, I took a step backward and regained my stand. "Your flirting skill is eerie and very old school, I think you should stick to your wife or if your prick wants some other pussy to dig, I advise you go look for one that suits your age." I drawled sarcastically and a frown graced his face. "Don't you think you're being so intrepid?"

He continued to flirt with a wink. She laughed a little at his flirting and the terrible pickup line. "I don't want to. You're too flirty. Besides, you're not that handsome." She giggled when he pulled her closer and playfully groaned in her ear. "I'm not that handsome, huh? Then why are you so obsessed with me?" She laughed, and stopped acting altogether. "Come on, I know you'll love the roleplay. Like a story. Why don't we continue? You can be the maid of a hot jerk like me. And we can have a deal."

I said, annoyance hovering on my face, He snickered, “You never know. You don’t require a knife though. Your looks are killer enough.” I rolled my eyes, “Did you plan to eat some rotten cheese today? That was such a bad catch-up line.” “Was it now? It has been some time since I flirted so apologies.” he winked, I licked my lip and asked, “How many girls have you flirted with till now?” He looked away in a thoughtful gaze, his eyebrows drawn close, “Hmm. I have lost count.” My eyes widened slightly, but I tried to keep it all down. I did not want to show him that I was affected by any of his words. Though, the truth was completely the opposite. I was affected.

“Well I think it’s only fair if you tell me your name, I keep referring to you as pretty girl in my head” Ooh… he is definitely flirting with me now. I laugh lightly at his joke, “I’m Lindsey” I reply. “Lindsey” He tests my name out then adds, “A pretty name for a very pretty girl” it’s a cliché line but the smile he pairs it with is so boyishly sweet I ignore the line as he walks back to the front.

A please wouldn't have been so bad, but no, she just had to open her mouth and display how much of an arrogant brat she was. She opened her mouth to continue her pathetic ranting, but I interrupted her. "Do you have a problem with sex?" She bit her bottom lips, before letting out a small laugh. Her laughter sounding in my belly like trouble, the kind of trouble I wanted to drag into bed and ruin. "God! You're arrogant." I smirked wickedly. "I'II take that as a compliment." Her features visibly contorted in disgust. "Ew, are you by any means flirting with me? My God! You're disgusting. Let's see what the Professor has to say about this."

A desperate puppy batting those fake eyelashes at him. I was rusty with my own seduction techniques, so I thought I would watch hers. Lately, when I had wanted sex, I didn’t go through so much trouble. I flirted a bit with my target and then made a blunt offer to fuck after my shift ended. I had been turned down only twice. My stats were pretty good if I do say so myself.

My lips became swollen and red. “You are becoming my addiction. Do you know?” he said. “You are crossing the limit, “ I replied. “ That is your mistake, why are you so tempting,” he asked. “ Now, I understand why you have girls following in college? You are a big flirt” I said in an angry tone. “ I don’t know how to flirt but for you, I can become anything” he smiled. I can’t win with him with words. So I want to divert the topic.

He asked. I rolled my eyes for the third time. "I really don't want my eyes to pop off." I muttered under my breath. "And now I can imagine you rolling your eyes adorably." Who knew the famous superstar, Asher Martinez, was so unpredictable? "I thought we were done with flirting. You don't flirt with friends." I noted. I heard him snort in response. "It's only me who do the flirting. You, don't even try." He added. I let out a chuckle at that one.