Funny Flirt Lines Novels & Stories

She pointed at his mouth. "Where? My mouth?" "Haha! Yes. Let's start with your mouth. How about, you stop stuttering when you talk. Haha!" "Jeez! Hahaha!" What was so funny about that? This was low-key, her flirting with him! I can't stand this girl anymore! "Ok Amy, you're funny!" No she is not. Stop lying on her face. You know she is flirting with you! "Well thank you. I'll take that as a compliment."

But I just did, you idiot. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Devon." This guy had some of the most rinsed-out, clichéd lines. No one had ever taught him how to woo a woman? He chuckled. "I'm an aging squirrel and you're a tough nut to crack. Let me try again." He cleared his throat. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm deeply attracted to you, but you think I'm full of...poo?" A smile crawled onto my face as I shook my head. This guy…

He quickly carried her to the ground and turned her face toward the dressing mirror. He bent her over gently and said, “Oh fu*k! You are still so tight, Bunny. Your pussy is so tight and sweet. And wet. Ugghhh!” Selene held tightly onto the table and continued to moan her head out Declan spread her legs apart and positioned himself between them. He then teased her dripping wet core with his di*k, until Selene bent over and pulled him closer, causing his di*k to rummage into her wet opening. “Ughhh!” She looked through the mirror and gave him a teasing smile, urging him to continue. Declan didn’t know what came to her mind, but she sure surprised him.

Nice try, but that didn't work. "Hi, beautiful. You look sexy, I must confess. Do you need help with anything?" Yeah, I'm a flirt, and I know it. I flirt with women at the slightest given opportunity, and guess what? They never failed to fall for it, so I always got the upper hand.

"Your friend is in an embarrassing dilemma and all you could do is laugh?" "Yeah." She inhaled and exhaled to bring back her posture, "I warned you that such will happen if you didn't stop your habit of flirting with every handsome human with a third leg." "Your warning wasn't loud enough miss!" "Ah Candice, you are one funny human. Now tell me, which embarrassing flirtatious sentences did you pour on the man?" "The first one-" "Oh man, it wasn't even one. Where were you?" "The elevator." I brought back my hands to my face, which is burning from the memory that keeps replaying itself.

She let out a soft moan as he moved lower, to just above her ass. Deciding to continue to add to the slow seduction they were both performing on each other, he asked, "Aren't you worried about tan lines on your bottom too?" "Should I be?" She asked back, playfully. "Just asking," he countered, in an attempt to be flirtatious, "I'm not sure what the proper tan line etiquette is honestly." "Better safe than sorry," she said back, lifting up her hips and surprising even him. He watched as she tugged the strings and uncovered her tight ass.

"Say 'I'm a stupid slut.'" "I'm a stupid slut, sir." A minor ad lib, but it worked for me. "Say, 'Taylor and I are your fantasy sluts.'" "Taylor and I are your fantasy slut, sir." "You can fuck me any time, anywhere you want." She was staring so hard at my cock that she struggled to piece the words together. "You can fuck me any time you want. Anywhere, sir." She kept repeating after me, spouting lines so depraved I was barely comprehending them until I heard them parroted back to me.

He said breaking my trance as I looked at the screen to see him seeing his own pictures that Nishant clicks and sends me. "How many pictures have sended by now?" He asked me while still looking at the screen while I calculated. "42 or something." I said looking at him while he just scoffed. Why is he frowning tho? He doesn't even look nor looks like he is hating something cause obviously I and Nishant actually never go beyond the teasing line. Flirting is like once in a blue moon and it's also like complimenting each other which works as a confidence booster and nothing else.

"Well, Mr. Flan. I sincerely hope that our performance met with your approval?" "Oh shit, yes," he said with feeling, even as Lin tentatively licked at his cock, fresh from Wendy's divine bum. He idly fondled Helena's fat boobs with one hand while stroking Lin's gently sucking head with the other. "I'm sure Lin will be able to get you ready for another bout a little later. In the meantime can I offer you another drink and perhaps another, um, pharmaceutical pick-me-up?"

“See something interesting?” He blinked, then chuckled, looking down for a second before meeting my gaze again. “Yeah,” he said, his voice low over the music. “Trying to figure out if you’re half as fucking mesmerizing as you look” I arched a brow, playing along. “That depends. You always flirt this slowly, or are you just warming up?” Marvin nearly choked. “Am I missing something?” he asked. Mike smirked, unbothered. “Do you want me to flirt with you?”