Funny Friend Contract Novels & Stories

“Go, see it for yourself!” She never knew that she’ll be stuck in this place. But fate has its own way to play—their paths crossed again. As they both admit that they both liked the sexual connection between them, they created a contract. This is the best thing they can have—a contract. This is what they call “Strangers with Benefits Contract” This is to ensure that their connection will be purely about satisfying themselves. And, the contract she made will consist of 5 rules: Strangers with Benefits Contract

He smiled widely and looked at the other guy then me. My eyebrows arched. Is he kidding me? Weather report? I couldn't help but twitched my tongue. I was about to speak but then the other guy came closer to the Ash guy and smacked him straight to his face. "Don't make me want to throw you to the ocean," The guy said as his eyebrows met each other. Ash made his fingers into a peace sign then playfully laughed again. "I'm sorry for him." He jerked his thumb to Ash and faced me with a serious face. I suddenly felt chills, I have this feeling that he was about to say something, bad.

I have been reading this damn contract repeatedly, and though the terms are simple - but reasonable, I'm still hesitant to sign. He is busy reading and editing some papers from work and drinking his second cup of coffee. "Ok, but why does it say if failed to comply-" "Layla, just sign the contract. Or are you looking forward to meeting someone else? I mean, that's pretty much what it means. While married to me, you can not date or see any other guy. Pretty simple!" "Well, this goes for the two of us," I say, narrowing my eyebrows as I grip the paper over my shoulder.

Luca looked away first. That was confirmation enough. Damon exhaled slowly. “You’re not leaving.” Luca looked back at him. “That’s not your decision.” Damon stepped closer. “You’re under contract.” “Contracts can be terminated.” “Not this one.” Luca frowned slightly. “What does that mean?” Damon’s voice turned calm. Dangerously calm. “It means if you try to walk away…” He paused. “…I’ll make sure every security firm in Europe blacklists you.” Luca blinked.

He looks amused, but there’s a glint under it—something warmer, almost uncertain, like he’s searching for a reaction he’s not sure he wants. “Fine,” I say, snatching up the folder. “Let’s see what kind of fairy-tale contract you’ve cooked up.” The first page is thick with legal text. I skim, lips moving around the cold language. “Clause three: both parties shall maintain a harmonious public image.” I glance up. “You mean fake smiles and matching outfits?” He leans against the wall, crossing his arms. “I mean you’ll stop scowling at me in front of cameras.”

“It could tie you down.” Nathan chuckled and clapped him on the shoulder. “Come on, Luc. A three-year contract with Kornelly is a bomb. That’s a dream job for a lot of people.” Lucas sighed quietly. “You’re right.” He forced a small smile. “It’s just that it feels like they’re taking my best friend away from me.”

Finn argued while shaking his head against my chest. "I did it because you are my friend and friends do not let each other get bullied at the dinner table." "We are a lot more than just friends, Finn," I murmured into the quiet night. "We signed a fake dating contract," Finn reminded me but his voice lacked any real conviction. "The contract is just a piece of paper and it does not dictate how I actually feel about you," I countered honestly. "How do you feel about me?" Finn asked while his voice trembled with nervous curiosity.

And then Feng started ranting agitated," I mean it's good to joke and all but this is kinda really personal to me. Literally my whole future depends on this you know and for all I know my cousin might be keeping a tab on me waiting to strike me at the worst time and............" " Hey , hey, slow down. Calm down okay, this is not a joke man . I'm really serious, I mean I'm sorry for the expensive joke at first that was insensitive of me, but I'm really serious about this okay, I talked to my friend at the company and he has agreed to work with you . Especially since I'm standing in as a guarantor for you." " Oh my God man, I can't believe this . I'm so overwhelmed right now I could pass for

"Oh yeah, or if they're the kid's dad. I probably forgot other stuff too, like I can only have what you have, a boy or girl, and my kid and your kid are gonna be best friends even if your kid doesn't need a parasocial, but knowing you, they're gonna need one anyway." "Now that's rude! Like if I said knowing you, my poor kid's gonna be stuck with an annoying as hell parasocial." Bunny shrugged. "It's in my contract." "You have a contact...for being my annoying imaginary friend?" Lisa almost shouted. "Parasocial Emotional..." "Yeah yeah. A contract? Like signed and everything official contract?" "We don't really use writing, so no." Lisa laughed, really hard. "That's no contract. You can do wh

A few other people chatted with Daniel for a while before leaving. Soon, there were only Daniel and his assistant in the conference room. This contract was a standard template in the industry, but they had added two other conditions to Party B's obligations. One was to re-register a new Facebook account during the contract period to cooperate with the crew's publicity activities. The other was to not accept any other work during the promotion period. These two conditions were clearly addressing Stella's previous occupation.