Funny Friend Contract Novels & Stories

"Certainly not, I am protecting my name--" Cutting him off with a laugh, I threw him a crumpled tissue that he failed to swat away. "You are so gullible when you're caught off guard, Mikey. I'm just messing with you. But I'm sorry, I won't terminate my contract with my friend. He's paying me five digits. It's a cosmetic brand, all that's needed is my face, not my body if that's what you're worried about." I winked at him and continued eating my breakfast.

"I'll hire one myself tomorrow. No need to trouble you." He sighed in frustration, "Am I that untrustworthy? I don't recall ever letting you down." "Trust? Ask your conscience about that." She neatly filed both copies. He watched her, a half-smile on his lips. "I spoke with a lawyer friend of mine about this contract today. He was shocked. Said he'd never handled anything like it." He had approached his lawyer friend anyway. The lawyer had laughed and doubted if such a notarization even existed. "They should be shocked." She shrugged. "When have they ever met someone as shameless as you?"

he sneered causing me to burst out in fits of laughter, "What's funny?" he asked anger slowly filling his face, "Everything actually" I replied out of breath, "We had a deal, and you cannot back out now" he pressed, "You had a deal with my father, not me, I only signed that contract because I was forced to and that was years ago, I am pretty sure the contract needs renewal to carry on, and I am not interested, so I would advise you to carry this to my father" I replied all traces of laughter cleared,

I was used to people telling me what to do all the time, I wasn't used to this, asking for what I actually want. "I'd appreciate if my friend can come around once in a while" I blurted. His face contorted into a frown and his eyes went hard. " Did you even go through the Contract you signed?" " Yes Sir" I answered honestly. I knew I had a bad habit of paying attention to details, but it wasn't stated anywhere that couldn't have anyone around. I only asked to avoid trouble place. But this guy was driving me crazy, from the long silence I knew he was about to say something ridiculous.

Or a non day-off agreement? I shook my head and chuckled mentally. Jupiter is like one of the kindest person I know. Whatever I’m thinking is utterly impossible. Ten minutes into reading the contract… my opinion about him drastically changed. “Are you fucking kidding me?! What the hell is this?!” I yelled out angrily. It was so loud, that I felt my throat burnt slightly, while Pickle run towards me curiously. “This fucking gay fraud! He didn’t hire me to be his secretary! We’re supposed to be role playing as girlfriend and boyfriend!”

“Patrick, fulfill your promise, sign the contract, and validate your share. My medical report will be out soon. Until then, I’m considered a man of sound mind. We need to speed up the process.” “Consider it done, my friend!” I looked at the printer that was printing the contract. “Take care; don’t lose it yet.” “I’ll say the same to you.” He laughed sarcastically, then abruptly stopped. “In the end, we’re all a bit crazy.” “That's the fun of it!” I joked, hanging up and quickly signing the documents. “Take these to the lawyers we recently hired. Keep a close eye on the transaction; you know what to do.”

“I can't believe a billionaire is here with us and joined our cheap vacation. Don't you think he's humble?” Foren frowned at her friend, looking at her as if she had said something about the end of the world. “Words ‘humble’ and ‘Adam’ in a single complimentary phrase will never match.” “Wow, how cold.” She just ignored Rissa's teasing. As if someone was whispering to her to do so, Foren glanced at Adam's direction and had her eyes squinting in disbelief when she found him talking to one of their female classmates with a smile on his lips. Her eyebrow raised.

I said, she stuck her tongue out and walked away, leaving me with Raiden, and the awkward air that hung in the room. “Your friend is very funny!” He said, I didn’t respond to him and he smiled. “I want to terminate the contract, I don’t want to work with you.” I said, he smiled once again. “Then you’d have to pay me one billion dollars, accosted do the contract, because that is the money I’m supposed to earn before the contract comes to end, so what do you say Miss Daven?” He asked, I sighed angrily, I felt like punching him in the face.

I glance at Aiden with a smug smile and cross my arms. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” he shouts while looking between me and my stuff. “You can’t be in here.” “Wanna bet,” I say with elation. “Contract,” I practically sing. I tip my head and flash the biggest smile I can. “Maybe you should consider hiring Larry to handle your contracts. He could probably set it up so a Pronghorns’ cheerleader gives you a daily blow job.” Aiden takes a step closer. “I could spank your ass right now,” he grinds out.

It's going to be so much fun seeing her all bothered and angry. I dialed my lawyers number and waited for him to pick up the call. " Hello, Mr.Parker! How may I help you?" George answered, he was my lawyer for so long and in a simple way we are formal friends like our friendship is a business friendship, if it helps to understand the meaning of the friendship. " Hello, George! I want you to draw up a contract for me and iam going to send the rule and all via email and I want it by the end of the day." I don't want to waste anymore day, I want to be as close to Ada as I can.