Funny Friend Contract Novels & Stories

"Oh God old vibes. Why are you getting so formal? I honestly feel exactly as I felt a year ago." Karter chuckles, "Sorry babe but when it comes to contracts I have to be serious. If I say the wrong thing you could sue me for millions of dollars." I gasp dramatically, "Is this a way for you to tell me you don't trust me Karter?" Karter rolls his eyes, "Less Drama, more contract." "Yes Sir president sir!" I salute. Karter chuckles, "Can you please be serious for one second?" "Okay." I smile.

I declared and he laughed. "You know you can't cancel it till a year," he said calmly with a smirk. "Well I'm on a rule-breaking spree today and I'm breaking the deal, it's off Travis." "You're very funny Ayanna. Only I can terminate the contract and right now it's on." "Not if I post about this being fake." I threatened smirking

Romeo narrowed his eyes because he knew what I was doing. He punched me lightly. "You're distracting me! You asshole!" "Come on! Here, I'll tell you! Listen first!" Since I went to work early today, we didn't have any bosses around yet. So I told him everything from the beginning until what happened last night. I owed him this. "So you signed a contract?" "Yes." "And there's a due date?" "Yes." "And you have a punishment if you don't follow one of his rules?" "Yes." The weirdest punishment of all. I trusted my friend that he wouldn't tell anyone about it.

I shouldn't get happy over a ruined friendship, but a thrill rises up at the thought someone picked me. "I'll keep you far away from him for the length of the contract, and then when it's over no more deals." I lean back in my chair shocked. This is what I get for thinking I'd be a first choice. "Didn't you say it's a five-year contract?" Grant flinches and I hold out hope he sees how crazy this idea is. "Clare," he says my name sadly, but yet with a bit of reproach. Like I don't know how the world works. "The terms of the contract are ironclad. There would be court battles, lost revenue, and two families absolutely torn apart."

"I'll hire one myself tomorrow. No need to trouble you." He sighed in frustration, "Am I that untrustworthy? I don't recall ever letting you down." "Trust? Ask your conscience about that." She neatly filed both copies. He watched her, a half-smile on his lips. "I spoke with a lawyer friend of mine about this contract today. He was shocked. Said he'd never handled anything like it." He had approached his lawyer friend anyway. The lawyer had laughed and doubted if such a notarization even existed. "They should be shocked." She shrugged. "When have they ever met someone as shameless as you?"

he sneered causing me to burst out in fits of laughter, "What's funny?" he asked anger slowly filling his face, "Everything actually" I replied out of breath, "We had a deal, and you cannot back out now" he pressed, "You had a deal with my father, not me, I only signed that contract because I was forced to and that was years ago, I am pretty sure the contract needs renewal to carry on, and I am not interested, so I would advise you to carry this to my father" I replied all traces of laughter cleared,

I was used to people telling me what to do all the time, I wasn't used to this, asking for what I actually want. "I'd appreciate if my friend can come around once in a while" I blurted. His face contorted into a frown and his eyes went hard. " Did you even go through the Contract you signed?" " Yes Sir" I answered honestly. I knew I had a bad habit of paying attention to details, but it wasn't stated anywhere that couldn't have anyone around. I only asked to avoid trouble place. But this guy was driving me crazy, from the long silence I knew he was about to say something ridiculous.

Or a non day-off agreement? I shook my head and chuckled mentally. Jupiter is like one of the kindest person I know. Whatever I’m thinking is utterly impossible. Ten minutes into reading the contract… my opinion about him drastically changed. “Are you fucking kidding me?! What the hell is this?!” I yelled out angrily. It was so loud, that I felt my throat burnt slightly, while Pickle run towards me curiously. “This fucking gay fraud! He didn’t hire me to be his secretary! We’re supposed to be role playing as girlfriend and boyfriend!”

“Patrick, fulfill your promise, sign the contract, and validate your share. My medical report will be out soon. Until then, I’m considered a man of sound mind. We need to speed up the process.” “Consider it done, my friend!” I looked at the printer that was printing the contract. “Take care; don’t lose it yet.” “I’ll say the same to you.” He laughed sarcastically, then abruptly stopped. “In the end, we’re all a bit crazy.” “That's the fun of it!” I joked, hanging up and quickly signing the documents. “Take these to the lawyers we recently hired. Keep a close eye on the transaction; you know what to do.”

“I can't believe a billionaire is here with us and joined our cheap vacation. Don't you think he's humble?” Foren frowned at her friend, looking at her as if she had said something about the end of the world. “Words ‘humble’ and ‘Adam’ in a single complimentary phrase will never match.” “Wow, how cold.” She just ignored Rissa's teasing. As if someone was whispering to her to do so, Foren glanced at Adam's direction and had her eyes squinting in disbelief when she found him talking to one of their female classmates with a smile on his lips. Her eyebrow raised.