Funny Friend Contract Novels & Stories

"You're serious." "Completely." "We'd need rules." "Obviously." He leaned forward, and suddenly the air between us felt charged. "Then let's write them down." *** Twenty minutes later, we had "The Contract": Duration: 30 days Safe word: Mercy Either party can stop at any time, no questions asked Complete honesty required Rule #1: Friendship comes first Rule #2: No catching feelings Rule #3: What happens during the arrangement stays private I stared at the second rule. "No catching feelings? Really?"

“I feel sorry for you. All this hate might end up choking you in your sleep.” “That is, if I don’t come for you before then.” “I will have to be a good father in your place. Gone too soon.” He mumbled, grinning from ear to ear. I scoffed, hiding the smile making its way to my face. “You are such a gross person.” “Says someone who is never appreciative of his amazing friend.” He retorted. “Anyway, I brought the contract. I am still surprised you bagged the girl all on your own.”

--- He throws himself on the leather couch on the left side of the room. "She's too normal by our standards, you'd think I was just looking for a woman who looked like Leticia."--- I sit back in my chair, opening my notebook. I put in a very important contract for the company. It has already been reviewed by my lawyers, but I like to read any contract. Many people have tried to cheat me, to make an overpriced contract that would hurt me, but it didn't happen because I always had this habit and always caught it.

Didn’t he hear anything I said? “Be my pretend mate…for a certain period of time. Let’s say for at least a year. We will draw a legal contract and have it notarized and we will negotiate about the duties that you will have to do for me during the agreed period…” He shrugs. “...by the end of which, we will part as good friends and… I will pay you ten million dollars.”

Use us as sex slaves or force us to do things we didn’t want to? There could be a clause in the contract that obligated us to do things against our will, and we’d only realize it after signing. Beckie and I liked to have fun with men, but we didn’t want to be forced either. I wasn’t studying law for nothing. My friend and I had to be very careful not to be deceived. “I still don’t know what you and your friends’ intentions are,” I said after a moment, and he gave a short laugh. “My friends just want someone to hang out with. Like they said, we’re usually very busy men, always traveling for work, and we never have time to go home and see our wives,” he explained, resuming his meal.

Liam retorted sharply. “But we can't be so sure. We can't be too careful” Ethan replied sharply too. It was like they were in a word fight. “You just like to have the last word, don't you? Mr Ethan? I'm still your employer!” Liam scolded. “It's past work hours. I should call you by your name by this time since we're not at work. If we're friends, would you let me regard you as Mr Anderson even outside work?” Ethan whined.

I declared with a levity I did not feel. Martin laughed. I knew he would. I was exaggerating; I hadn’t fucked that many people, but what it really was, was that I didn’t fuck those types of people, and Martin knew it. I fully relaxed now, sinking into my chair. “Read that contract again, Marty. Please, cover my family,” I stated quietly when my friend’s laughter subsided. The weight between us was palpable. “Of course,” he replied, his voice thick. “See you this weekend?” he added carefully.

To my delight, I just scanned my contract, and when I saw there was nothing wrong with it, I signed it. Until I meet the new CEO and owner of this company, who is none other than Johnny Kim, one of the very close friends of the people I avoid, I planned to leave this company, but Johnny said that it was written in the contract that I would pay 100 times my five-year contract salary even if I left, which I didn’t see when I scanned my contract. But, as Johnny knows me, somehow he gave me an option, and that is that I can choose my work conditions. And the only condition I gave him was that he could tell no one that I worked for him, not even his friends.

SHAWNA I watched them both with my mouth agape, they were both laughing out their butts as though they were saying the funniest thing in the world. “Honestly, I can't wait. She said we'd meet on Monday for the final contract, which would seal the fake deal she doesn't know she just greedily signed." Mr Robert said. “The funniest thing is how eager you said she was to be working with you, we put up some good impression to the outside world though.” the other man laughed.